she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

Drop something ELECTRIFYING

US news: everyone in government is a pedo, armed men stealing kids off the street Canadian news:

Pippa just farted and startled herself 😂

You can disagree and argue as much as you like but the point of evaluating something scientifically is that not every statement should be given equal credence because evidence matters

As we watch Trump & the GOP ignore the Constitution & the concept of human rights in the United States, consider what’s been happening in Canada with right-wing Premiers and Poilievre normalizing the common abuse of the Notwithstanding Clause to make Canada’s Charter of Rights & Freedoms irrelevant.

They’re starting Black Friday sales even tho American thanksgiving isn’t for 2 weeks… and I’m Canadian.

Today I learned that “wheat from Manitoba” is a prominent selling feature in a number of Italian flour products

Has anyone else noticed that so many influencers are dying lately?

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

This is one of the weirder bits of fundamentalist rhetoric. There's an school of thought in several churches including some old Catholic ones that women are supposed to suffer because of Eve. I am not telling you it makes sense. I am telling you he's parroting a line that is a giant warning sign

Nan Gregory, an older Point Grey resident, voiced what she wants her city to be. She’s opposed to the proposed property tax freeze, as all speakers so far have been.

holy shit, this is great. finally. no employer "sick" notes for the first TWO 5-day sick periods per year here in BC. this has always been an egregious waste of our human resources.

[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone

Jennings and Sorbo are cool that Trump is a lying pedo rapist who caused an insurrection, broke the economy, killed an excess of Americans during Covid, but they draw the line at Trump calling Americans “untalented.”

Cynthia Erivo is only 38. I thought she was like 50!

As one commenter…. This is what America should be, united in kindness

Then move to fucking Israel, Lurch

Such a beautiful day out. Went for a walk with my mom and pips, took a shower, and put my jammies back on.

Did Sim over leverage the city in Bitcoin?

More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,

Vancouver had 117 people die during the 2021 heat dome climate disaster.

Scully and Mulder hanging out in Fort Langley!

ummm I missed that line in Flanders Fields

Fucking ostrich mafia @lalegault.bsky.social

I never know what the fuck these tech worms are talking about. Are you Übermenschen shaping the fabric of the universe with pure will and intellect or are your little feelings hurt because people don’t pay enough attention to you in the precise way you want?

The USA has laws where if your kid is out of school they will fine you. Seems they need this to make sure congress is in session. People’s taxes are paying their bills. They should be fined and it goes back to taxes for every day they’re out. Speaker charged 5 times what each congress person is.

Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.

I don’t love being greeted when entering a store, but it pisses me off so bad when I’m standing at a counter and the person is pretending they don’t see me. Just tell me it will be a minute.

Investing at 1100 notes

Bubbles, no!! www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...

And we’re germany!!

lol why put it this way

Hi, I'm Kevin O'Leary, millionaire, Trump lover, Canadian, fraud, bad investor, and person who worships income disparity and believes people in poverty should admire the 1%. Here is why I am extremely angry and confused that I was not Zohran Mamdani's first priority and favourite special little boy

Sometimes I think it’s better if people die young bc these days the longer you live, the more time to find out every man is horrible

Omg I saw the ad today on Netflix and this was my exact thought

This is not true. Go to the bald Reddit and 90% look sooooo much better after shaving it.

Lol holy shit it's all so bad

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

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Culling of B.C. ostriches to proceed after Supreme Court of Canada refuses to hear appeal of cull order www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti... www.thestar.com/news/canada/... via @thestar.com #H5N1

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

If you said you were going to leave NYC if Mamdani won, flights need to be booked tonight! Throw your pager out the window. Tell MCI to cut the phone poles. Break your lease so you can move.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this

@seanbowie.bsky.social found you on Reddit lol