I want Pizza Hut dessert pizza

Nice

@loxy.bsky.social this is the kinda stuff I would buy if I was rich

Did Jack Donaghey green light this?

Another one

The fact that he keeps choosing lawyers for their looks even tho it fucks him in court

Out of all the teams in the NHL, the Canucks seem the most like they would all put on those collagen face masks during flights

I mean… same energy 😂

My neighbour just gave me these and said “watch out, they come out the same colour”

Every photo of Kush Patel looks like a guy who's just been caught beating off to Fraggle Rock

Oooh vessi is coming out with a hoodie!

They cut down the only 2 big shade trees in the whole park 😭😭😭

What the fuck is wrong with some people

If not nazi, why hitler youth

It's cracking me up that he doesn't even bother to continue pretending that any of this is about Charlie Kirk

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie understood America so fucking well it’s insane

My papa used to be a menace with his electric scooter. Running over people’s feet and hitting chairs at the legion

Thread 🤣

I really need an actual rainy day. Not like an hour.

This is great but are we still arming Israel?!

Yeah it was nice but were there moments of gold and were there flashes of light?

I’ve been watching The Golden Girls for the first time and I am a Dorothy

I wish I loved anything as much as boomers love getting their Facebook hacked

Roasted Arctic char, green beans with garlic and onion straws, mashed potatoes with miso gravy, and a corgi who really wants some. 🍽️

Kuma was very happy this morning because she had a long walk and cheesy eggs and it was obvious that was her first time having scrambled eggs #Corgicrew

I wish I loved anything as much as boomers love getting their Facebook hacked

one of the common threads you will frequently find among devoted adult readers & writers is that as kids the librarian let them get away with reading whatever the fuck they wanted. so much of the scifi and fantasy I fell in love with as a kid was very much Not For Kids, but it made my brain light up

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

Get a job with pension/RRSP matching.

This is good 😂

War gestern mit x wiedre mit deng sush0nd unterwegs. Wir hen bissi Schabernaxk gemaked 😊😊

The thing about RFK and his ilk are that they *really* want someone to blame for having to lockdown and wear masks. They don’t care that it’s because of a deadly virus. They want to punish the other side because they were forced to give up a slight amount of personal liberty to SAVE LIVES.

Ok then

Congress is interviewing the woman that got ousted as the CDC chief and their questions are absolutely disgusting and bad faith. Calling her a liar to her face and belittling her bc she doesn’t align with fucking RFK. Saying lockdown hurt kids. Like yeah it wasn’t great but you prefer dead kids???!

What do you like better, ramen or pho

TIL that a curfew is also a literal object! the word has its roots in the French couvrefeu - "cover fire" - and was used to denote a bell rung to warn people to cover their fires overnight to prevent the outbreak of flames between wooden houses. a curfew was a bell-shaped cover for embers!

Arlene Dickinson said it well:

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?" Unashamed to say this made me cry.

It’s Loxy’s birthday and she would love for you to buy some earrings! Lots of fun/themed choices or take a chance and pic a number! 🎉

I just spilled like 10oz of coffee all over. Thank god for Ruggables.

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

Millennials wore pyjama pants at Blockbuster in our teens so gen Z could rock pimple patches in public.

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

The USA is being run by a bunch of Mr Beans

“So what went wrong” This is brilliant. 🇨🇦🦫🍁😁🍁🦫🇨🇦