Some people just can’t shut their stupid faces

34 years later, Madonna and Geena Davis are back together again. ’90s pop culture is so comforting.

lol ok home depot

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

they were going to remove the baby change stations bc there was no money

Everyone say happy birthday to Pippa!! She’s 7 today! 🎉🎂

It’s absolute horse shit that people who snore always fall asleep first.

If a delivery person contacts me and says the buzzer isn’t working, and I say “I’ll come down” that doesn’t mean leave it outside and take off!

Will the new CEO be choking on trump’s dick too?

Apenas um porquinho dormindo com o seu porquinho

Do you ever make stock and then just drink it in a mug instead of making soup or is it just me?

The straight of Hormuz gets opened and closed more times than Michael Scott got a vasectomy

i will keep reiterating it but the mRNA vaccine is one of the most important human inventions in history, next to the printing press and the solar panel, and the fact america is abandoning it is frankly anti-human in all ways possible

The straight of Hormuz gets opened and closed more times than Michael Scott got a vasectomy

Politically homeless centrist Joe Rogan

“Imagine calling it x”

Enshittification is still getting April fools day posts on the Instagram algorithm after tax day.

So many twists

My sis and her bf came over after work bc he was playing baseball at 6:30 at the park by my house. Luckily I pointed out that they’d put up half fences like they do with kids, bc the Township had booked a tourney and forgotten to let the beer league know - He was able to text the team not to show!

I have used this chart to radicalize many.

We all have days like this

lol

You have to be over 43 to understand the quality of this

If you ever feel bad about yourself for being kinda fat, what you need to do is get really fat and then go back to normal. You’ll feel way skinnier.

Just a soft little reminder from me to you… you don’t have to have everything figured out today. Rest when you need to, try again when you can, and be gentle with your heart. You’re doing amazing furriend! Send all the corgi love your way ✨💛 #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

Why does everything say forbidden

Good. What a loser.

Wearing a penis costume to a No Kings rally is a 1st Amendment right. Alabama’s efforts to prosecute were firmly rejected today. www.al.com/news/2026/04...

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

This story is horrific. Worth noting that Target is not the only retailer using AI for theft prevention. It’s an entire industry. And if you’re looking for alternatives that are safer to shop at in this regard, you’re very likely out of luck. Small, non-corporate businesses probably your best bet.

lol stupid influencers

one of the funniest things about Trump is his absolute disloyalty to everyone, no matter how much they have debased themselves to curry his favor. it doesn't matter what they do for him. he's perpetually 30 seconds away from tossing them under a bus and giving them a bitchy nickname on the news

Oh shit it’s already majority

Brutal. How are Elon/Tesla not being charged with murder over these?

wtf

The Depeche Mode prophecy has been fulfilled.

Baby, wake up, new Iran Lego AI video just dropped

*me yelling at the television* somebody go pick up the astronauts from ocean!!

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

I ordered Dairy Queen last night and my delivery person left this with my order 🤬

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

My favourite celebrity feud is the popes vs JD Vance

Officials just uncovered a bunch of Klan materials, while clearing out old offices within the Mississippi Department of Public Safety. Public Safety.