Jimmy Kimmel calls out ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump for trying to cancel his show. “He tried his best to cancel me & instead forced millions to watch the show. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now”

OMG, I didn’t realize the escalator broke down literally the exact second that Trump hit it. That’s hilarious. I feel like someone from Candid Camera or Punk’d was flicking a switch to fuck with people. Wow. That’s so great.

“I am thin-skinned. I’ve always been thin-skinned.” Donald Trump

It’s up on YouTube already. Fill yer boots, kids. I am just tuning in now.

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

The final 10-15 minutes of this set should be mandatory viewing for anyone in the USA, or even here in Canada. When your freedoms are taken, they will not be returned to you. Listen to this man.

A few hundred things to do around Vancouver in October…

The last three nights, I’ve walked nearly 30,000 steps. Nice sunsets. Decent. Today? I’m home enjoying takeout — INCREDIBLE SUNSET. I am ANNOYED.

In addition to posting plants and puppies, I also mentor students interested in personality pathology. My lab is recruiting a graduate student in clinical or personality psychology for Fall 2026. So please send folks my way. Feel free to share! Thanks.

If you like Chinese food, this is one of those Chinese Canadian recipes you’ll never find in China. If you wanna feel like a block of ginger showed up and kicked your ass, you need crispy ginger beef in your life. 🍽️🍜

JJ Wonton House in Victoria really has that long-beloved eatery vibe. What a bustle.

My god, I’ve never bought a cookbook faster! $15.

Folks are slamming her for this but here's a devil's advocate POV: When you make a young leader the second coming of Christ, it makes things dangerous for that young leader. She's right. They should support him simply because he's the Democrat in the race. That's not WRONG.

VERY SAD TO REPORT I have to go out and enjoy the sunshine. Oh no. Terrible karma! WOE BETIDE ME.

OY VEY. Arrests!

Nope. Don't wanna see what this strength of a storm is like in Hong Kong: "With 7.5 million residents in a 1,114-square-kilometre territory, Hong Kong is the fourth most densely populated region in the world."

I was terrified of dogs, actually. I'd had some scary encounters as a kid, got bit a couple times. But, in 2012, I moved to Victoria & discovered that Dallas Road is like Disneyland for dogs. It was the first time I ever saw their personality or when they were happy. I learned so much.

holy shit, they wanna shorten the field? i don't watch much ball these days, but the larger field is EVERYTHING about Canadian football! our great players are smaller, faster for a reason — it's a wide-open game in every sense. fucking NFL-size field sucks.

Over 30 years ago, 2 Live Crew’s Luther Campbell fought and won one of the most important free speech cases in American history. He has some advice for Jimmy Kimmel. My latest piece for. @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month

Very disappointed to realize I'll have to do the laundry after all. I hate it when the rapture turns out to be a bust. Some saviours are so fucking flakey.

That Canadian healthcare'll keep ya tickin', kids.

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So do all those journalists and professors get their jobs back too or is it just the millionaire comedian whose cancellation ate into Disney's profits?

Ha. Meanwhile, in Cana— I mean, about 700 metres from my front door:

It is disturbingly easy to disrupt things like cell service and gps

Canadian Rapture was last month

PAY. NO. ATTENTION. #FuckTrump #FuckRFKJr

HI! BEFORE YOU RE-SUBSCRIBE TO DISNEY: *They're raising the rates on you *Kimmel's contract ends in 7 months; have they re-signed him? magic 8-ball says no *Disney cannot, and will not, force Sinclair or Nextar to air Kimmel

You COULD be a fucking idiot like this guy, but why would you? Jesus Christ, I'm tired of this brand of keyboard warriors whose whole personality makeup encircles having a savior complex and being a complete asshole.

Have you ever watched the final speech from Chaplin's only talking movie? If you haven't, it's one of the greatest speeches ever written — political, cinematic, whatever. It's been 80+ years and EVERY WORD OF THIS REMAINS TRUE. It's more important than ever.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Canadians: Do you need excellent quality bras, underwear, and/or pajamas up to XXXXL? For a really deep discount? I'm a longtime Understand fan, so I picked up bras and underwear, plus a great pajama top, pants, and robe combo that is now $55 if you get all three: understance.com/product/cott....

The search for a five-year-old boy in southwestern Alberta is entering its third day.

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

Someone posted this on Reddit as like ‘me browsing the Internet after Trump cures autism’

finally doing my taxes which is pissing me the fuck off for so many reasons, chiefly paying taxes to fascists, but also that I spent $31.054.62 in health insurance and related health expenses last year. And it’s going up what, 75% next year? Neat!

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Rapture breakfast. I’m ready to bathe in the everlasting light now, baby.

And let’s be honest. He’s picking a “drug” fight with the country with the largest proven oil reserves in the world. Like come the fuck on. This isn’t about drugs. He WANTS the war. He WANTS the oil.

I love these two people. www.eater.com/food-culture...

This is Charlie. He can't help but sing along when his favorite song comes on. 14/10 please turn it pup (TT: nunnyaaaaaaa)

Canadian-resident return trips from U.S. in July was down 32.4 per cent (Canada)

Last night as part of my walk, I walked nearly a kilometre on this loose rocky beach. If you don’t know how hard these rocks are on your joint and muscles — it’s hard! But my exercises became pretty apparent last night — the rocks are no problem now. Just finished my third week of exercises.

Gosh, no rapture? The religious right got something wrong? Wow. Whodathunkit?

Sinclair owns KOMO in Seattle, which means Vancouver TV viewers won't be able to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight on Channel 2 on cable. I'm guessing many folks here will stay up to turn on the station, only to see local news. Meanwhile, the Washington Post still hasn't reinstated Karen Attiah.

The minute these guys appealed to RFK to intervene in a Canadian matter, I wanted this flock culled. On and on and on this goes.

Cyclists in Greater Victoria will be able to ride transit for free during Go By Bike Week, running from Sept. 27 to Oct. 3, to celebrate the 30th annual event.

I took a 7km walk. Went outta my way. Here’s one of my favourite sunset vistas in all of Victoria. This entire stretch of coast is a 20-minute walk from downtown Victoria, BC. (Canada.) It’s all natural. There are no businesses or vendors. Just nature. #yyj

I am “what did I come in here for?” years old, it seems.