Hey yo what about all the good conspiracies about vaccines? Vaccines prevent dementia. Vaccines cure glioblastoma. Vaccines can make you see around corners and walk up the sides of buildings.

I am enjoying a lot of the "First Nations Stop Awful Thing in Canada" stories these days. lethbridgeherald.com/news/nationa...

So there's a new movie out based on a video game where its main feature is characters dying in creatively gruesome ways. Problem is no one dies in the movie. Of course you know I'm talking about: Michael. (Moonwalker was one hell of a violent beat em up)

Ted Turner was alive?

Fuck this league and fuck this sport. I watched very little hockey this year, but now I'm not watching it anymore forever. I have better things to do. #NHLdraft

Calvin's dad finally has his revenge.

There are two types of male feminists: The Kate Bush people, and the Tori Amos people. Scratch that, three types: Also the Aimee Mann people. No wait, there are four types: The Amanda Palmer people. Okay, so there are five types of male feminists...

"The attempt on my life means I have to build Versailles" ~ Louis XIVth probably

Ah, finally Bluesky works again. Four days of 403 errors -- nice job AI coding you idiots.

Clearly what the White House Correspondants Dinner needs is more guns. An armed WHCD is a polite WHCD.

For the WHCD

I love it when life imitates The Far Side

Mark your calendars. May 29. It's coming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9h6...

If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.

There was such a fine line between "cute puppet" and "uncanny valley nightmare fuel" in children's live action TV shows in the 70s.

New web app idea: Go Fuck Off. It's like Go Fund Me, only you pay to never hear from people ever again. If they meet their target goal, in order to accept the money they have to leave the Internet/media/public life altogether. Go somewhere quiet and do non-attention seeking things.

A dude named Magyar won an election in Hungary. That's like the next Chancellor of Germany being a dude called Klaus Deutschland.

ArtemisII retrieval crew opens the hatch with guns out. Victor Glover: "Whoa whoa whoa. It's us, it's us!" "First prove you're not bodysnatched aliens. Who's the current President?" Glover: "Some orange asshole." Puts gun away. "Yeah okay, it's them."

Okay, has everyone got their ape costumes ready? This prank is going to be so funny. #Splashdown #ArtemisII

No real love lost for Afrika Bambaataa. Dude did dirty deeds wit Diddy, dumbshit destroyed his dominion, DJs drop that dang doofus like a doorknob. But then there's this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J3l...

Meme time! Today's meme subject is: Dum Tzu

Did we all forget that today is TACO Tuesday?

Ooooooooooooooooooh bsky.app/profile/ultr...

I couldn't resist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_t3...

Godspeed, Artemis II. See you on the flipside.

NoKings organizers take note: This is how you fucking protest. Showing up on one day every six months (on your day off) doesn't do jack shit. You are easily ignorable. If you want the Fascism gone, get your hands dirty. Forsake your creature comforts. Virtue signaling is easy. Sacrifice is hard.

Not since Nixon has any President been so hated that Americans would try to get as far away from him as possible.

So many people still have Challenger Trauma. But not me. I have Koyaanisqatsi Trauma.

Do you think there are a lot of people who watch rocket launches for the same reason they watch Nascar?

Dumb day to celebrate in the age of AI slop.

I gotta tell ya: This Season 6 of The Appresident is the most ridiculous shit ever. The writers are completely out of ideas. Every episode they're just jumping the shark with stupid gimmicks. FBI director hacked? Starting a war to restore status quo ante bellum? A cross-dressing husband? Really?

When you stick your dick in a hornet's nest, the hornets get to decide when it's over.

DJ Dan was one of the forerunners of the west coast tekno/rave scenes in the early 90s. He will be missed.

So you went and protested today. Good job. And now you're back home after a solid day's work. But tomorrow the fascism is still there. So now what?

BOW DOWN TO ITALO!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IA...

Yeah, and MySpace going down didn't stop social media. #SoraShutdown

Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris currently resting.

I'm so sorry.

My favorite part of the movie was when Ryan Gosling crashed through the airlock with his catchphrase "It's Project Hail Marying time!"

Happy Regicide Day everybody. Americans you know what to do.

Fun fact: A perfect circle doesn't exist anywhere in nature. It is an abstract concept that we invented so third graders can do number problems with pictures. But insofar as the universe is concerned: Pi is an absolutely useless number.

MIC needs a big war every generation to promote officers, upgrade/test weapons, improve troop readiness/tactics. Otherwise systems age out, weapons decay, army atrophies, readiness degrades. MIC is an ouroboros of war. It exists in continuous operation to meet the needs of its continued existence.

The Germans have a word for everything. The one I learned today is "verschlimmbessern". It means to make random changes to something trying to improve it, until it is no longer fit for its original purpose. Or to use the compound word usage: "To make betterworse". Applies to Trump Administration.

Are we getting up too late in the summer and too early in the winter? No, it is Daylight Savings that is wrong!

I don't know who to root for in this war. One side is ruled by a cult leader who leverages religion and exploitation of minors to fuel their delusions of grandeur and dreams of destroying the old world order. And the other side is Iran.