Ishkur
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I use big words so I sound more photosynthesis. mixcloud.com/Ishkur/
http://music.ishkur.com
Hey yo what about all the good conspiracies about vaccines? Vaccines prevent dementia. Vaccines cure glioblastoma. Vaccines can make you see around corners and walk up the sides of buildings.
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I am enjoying a lot of the "First Nations Stop Awful Thing in Canada" stories these days.
lethbridgeherald.com/news/nationa...
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CP NewsAlert: Judge quashes Alberta separation petition in favour of First Nations
EDMONTON — An Alberta judge has quashed a separatist petition, saying the provincial government had a duty to consult with First Nations. Justice Shaina
https://lethbridgeherald.com/news/national-news/2026/05/13/cp-newsalert-judge-quashes-alberta-separation-petition-in-favour-of-first-nations/
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So there's a new movie out based on a video game where its main feature is characters dying in creatively gruesome ways. Problem is no one dies in the movie. Of course you know I'm talking about: Michael. (Moonwalker was one hell of a violent beat em up)
10 days ago
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Ted Turner was alive?
13 days ago
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Fuck this league and fuck this sport. I watched very little hockey this year, but now I'm not watching it anymore forever. I have better things to do.
#NHLdraft
14 days ago
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Calvin's dad finally has his revenge.
15 days ago
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There are two types of male feminists: The Kate Bush people, and the Tori Amos people. Scratch that, three types: Also the Aimee Mann people. No wait, there are four types: The Amanda Palmer people. Okay, so there are five types of male feminists...
19 days ago
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"The attempt on my life means I have to build Versailles" ~ Louis XIVth probably
23 days ago
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Ah, finally Bluesky works again. Four days of 403 errors -- nice job AI coding you idiots.
23 days ago
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Clearly what the White House Correspondants Dinner needs is more guns. An armed WHCD is a polite WHCD.
24 days ago
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For the WHCD
24 days ago
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I love it when life imitates The Far Side
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Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15761595/Millionaire-US-big-game-hunter-75-trampled-death-five-elephants-hunting-antelope-central-Africa.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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Mark your calendars. May 29. It's coming.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9h6...
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INFERNO. 29 May 2026.
YouTube video by Boards of Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9h6fJg-KoA
27 days ago
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If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.
about 1 month ago
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There was such a fine line between "cute puppet" and "uncanny valley nightmare fuel" in children's live action TV shows in the 70s.
about 1 month ago
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New web app idea: Go Fuck Off. It's like Go Fund Me, only you pay to never hear from people ever again. If they meet their target goal, in order to accept the money they have to leave the Internet/media/public life altogether. Go somewhere quiet and do non-attention seeking things.
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A dude named Magyar won an election in Hungary. That's like the next Chancellor of Germany being a dude called Klaus Deutschland.
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ArtemisII retrieval crew opens the hatch with guns out. Victor Glover: "Whoa whoa whoa. It's us, it's us!" "First prove you're not bodysnatched aliens. Who's the current President?" Glover: "Some orange asshole." Puts gun away. "Yeah okay, it's them."
about 1 month ago
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Okay, has everyone got their ape costumes ready? This prank is going to be so funny.
#Splashdown
#ArtemisII
about 1 month ago
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No real love lost for Afrika Bambaataa. Dude did dirty deeds wit Diddy, dumbshit destroyed his dominion, DJs drop that dang doofus like a doorknob. But then there's this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J3l...
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Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force - Planet Rock (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Tommy Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J3lwZjHenA
about 1 month ago
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Meme time! Today's meme subject is: Dum Tzu
about 1 month ago
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Did we all forget that today is TACO Tuesday?
about 1 month ago
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Ooooooooooooooooooh
bsky.app/profile/ultr...
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I couldn't resist:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_t3...
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Nutella! The cosmic ballet goes on.
YouTube video by Ishkur23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_t3UyQTRNY
about 1 month ago
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Godspeed, Artemis II. See you on the flipside.
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Pink Floyd - Eclipse (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-mFsGm1uvQ
about 1 month ago
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NoKings organizers take note: This is how you fucking protest. Showing up on one day every six months (on your day off) doesn't do jack shit. You are easily ignorable. If you want the Fascism gone, get your hands dirty. Forsake your creature comforts. Virtue signaling is easy. Sacrifice is hard.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Not since Nixon has any President been so hated that Americans would try to get as far away from him as possible.
about 2 months ago
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So many people still have Challenger Trauma. But not me. I have Koyaanisqatsi Trauma.
about 2 months ago
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Do you think there are a lot of people who watch rocket launches for the same reason they watch Nascar?
about 2 months ago
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Dumb day to celebrate in the age of AI slop.
about 2 months ago
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I gotta tell ya: This Season 6 of The Appresident is the most ridiculous shit ever. The writers are completely out of ideas. Every episode they're just jumping the shark with stupid gimmicks. FBI director hacked? Starting a war to restore status quo ante bellum? A cross-dressing husband? Really?
about 2 months ago
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When you stick your dick in a hornet's nest, the hornets get to decide when it's over.
about 2 months ago
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DJ Dan was one of the forerunners of the west coast tekno/rave scenes in the early 90s. He will be missed.
about 2 months ago
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So you went and protested today. Good job. And now you're back home after a solid day's work. But tomorrow the fascism is still there. So now what?
about 2 months ago
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BOW DOWN TO ITALO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IA...
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ITALOVE - EXTATIQUE (Man Vs Robot)
YouTube video by Italove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IAURNPXQY
about 2 months ago
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Yeah, and MySpace going down didn't stop social media.
#SoraShutdown
about 2 months ago
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Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.
2 months ago
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Chuck Norris currently resting.
2 months ago
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I'm so sorry.
2 months ago
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My favorite part of the movie was when Ryan Gosling crashed through the airlock with his catchphrase "It's Project Hail Marying time!"
2 months ago
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Happy Regicide Day everybody. Americans you know what to do.
2 months ago
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Fun fact: A perfect circle doesn't exist anywhere in nature. It is an abstract concept that we invented so third graders can do number problems with pictures. But insofar as the universe is concerned: Pi is an absolutely useless number.
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MIC needs a big war every generation to promote officers, upgrade/test weapons, improve troop readiness/tactics. Otherwise systems age out, weapons decay, army atrophies, readiness degrades. MIC is an ouroboros of war. It exists in continuous operation to meet the needs of its continued existence.
3 months ago
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www.404media.co/polymarket-p...
3 months ago
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The Germans have a word for everything. The one I learned today is "verschlimmbessern". It means to make random changes to something trying to improve it, until it is no longer fit for its original purpose. Or to use the compound word usage: "To make betterworse". Applies to Trump Administration.
3 months ago
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Are we getting up too late in the summer and too early in the winter? No, it is Daylight Savings that is wrong!
3 months ago
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I don't know who to root for in this war. One side is ruled by a cult leader who leverages religion and exploitation of minors to fuel their delusions of grandeur and dreams of destroying the old world order. And the other side is Iran.
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