OH: What do you want for Christmas this year? Sir, it is Marcn

boy, are you a popsicle stand? because I want to blow you

I never feel sexier than I do after using my rosemary mint shampoo, walking around smelling like a roast chicken

I don't understand why this conversation isn't about me

You, in another decade

Neigh

really just want to be adored

This bitch gots a hat on

Did y'all know they're out there mega stuf-ing oreos?

Happy Friday please eat your oreos today 🖤🤍🤍🤍🖤

So yeah, it's an alt but it's gonna be main. It's still the Ama you know and tolerate, but with tits ✨️

Happy National Oreo Cookie Day!!! 🖤🤍🤍🤍🖤

I'll still tell jokes too you fucking pervs

Fucking finally, amiright?