What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli

So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍 Berthoud Pass, CO last night

sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell

someone jazzily plucking a double bass while i list off my various grievances

do you ever wonder if you just don’t have what it takes anymore to do things like fight the entrenched power or get out of bed

Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display

when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files

Do need cat? I send cat.

i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns

i am thrilled so many of you will see the aurora borealis again tonight. i won’t see it, but you will and i think that’s grand. i love when other people get to see things that i can’t & am not a small or petty person who would begrudge anyone that joy. enjoy being happy while i am sad. enjoy, mofos.

in season 13 of american idol there was a guy named alex preston who did a lovely arrangement of this police classic that i figured out, never transcribed, and eventually forgot been regretting doing that for a decade and finally decided to figure it out again and here it is every breath you take

Haven't seen northern lights in Iowa since I was a teen. Got my kids out there!

We have some good neighbors.

nothing i say after 2pm can be held against me

i’m here you aurora borealaas bitch

diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses

Nice wave

netflix and chill? no thanks. how about cobb salads and cry.

“that’s a banger” i say while hitting you on the head with a mallet

Tonight's aurora

Look outside people, them lights be northern

Aurora (CO) Borealis

it is insane that this is real

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

Aurora in the woods!

obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)

i don't want a land of milk and honey i want a land of egg salad and dark rye

i don’t count sheep anymore; i count how many hours i used to sleep before kids

live by the moon die by the moon

vibe coding a trust and safety team

after several poor financial decisions, the scuba shop owner has found themselves underwater

feel like pure shit just want her* back * the baked potato i had last night

radiating optimism at cancerous levels

one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children

Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.

the north aurora police tried to detain the aurora borealis for over an hour. it failed to comply, so they fired several rounds into it

Woke up early today and took Adderall so I can go back to bed and pay attention in my dreams

the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)

Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you

*patting professional building* yes yes you're a very good building

They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.

Gonna start posting more and more unhinged stuff on here as a bit

The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.

just finished building a ship in a la croix can. i mean i think it's done, i can't see it

"I'm still punk," I sigh as I dunk my donut in milk of magnesia.

Your pin number should be three months salary but no one gets moneyed anymore

I don’t wanna fuck a robot I want robot give me warm potato when I come in from the cold

But, ma!