Well Jimmy welcome back

I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.

Do I have time to listen to Blondie's entire back catalogue before getting to Rapture?

Family breeds fetishes Religion breeds perversions I miss my parents

🚨⚖️📚 Italy saw nationwide pro-Palestine protests turn violent Sept 22. In Milan,clashes erupted at the central station as glass was smashed and police fired tear gas. Rail disruptions hit Naples, roads near Bologna were blocked,and schools closed nationwide as rallies condemned Israel’s Gaza assault.

Yeah me thinks the new world order will collapse if they release the epstein files

Happy Monday, darlings and darklings 🍂🍁🍰☕️

another monday in everything-is-stupid land

Watch people get raptured and chill?

The equinox is in two hours and two minutes Happy Mabon, witches

I sure love a good gift shop for someone who complains about capitalism and is not a fan of stuff

Turkey Vulture smiling for my camera 📷 #birds

😎

Summer is finally over bitches! Happy new year!

Something just like this...

got scammed by some fucking hippy band. knew i shouldn’t have opened that email from Phish

No Rapture Tomorrow.

I’d like to see the manager Karen to the minister when she isn’t raptured

I feel a marathon should only be run in the traditional way where you die at the end.

Having legs and knowing how to use them isn't that impressive ZZ Top.

Who do I sue if this rapture doesn’t come through Some evanjelly karen probs

about to become more autistic with some tylenol brb

getting railed by my own expectations

It rained a lot - more to come (I took this from inside 😁)

Yeah the suns being eclipsed here BY CLOUDS

📸 me

Some young children laughed at Artie because you can see his butthole and I asked them if their parents are on Bluesky

No immigrant has ever sacked me, or cut my wages, or offshored my job, or closed my hospital, or stopped my mum's disability benefits, or crashed the economy. Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.

life after death? you mean this shit continues???

Before Jesus shows up, do any Christians leaving tomorrow have a crush on me, y/n

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

It took me until this month to accept that I wasn’t actually more attractive as a man. (Except maybe to you, the wine mom reading this)

Just know We’re all clichés somewhere in the universe

Happy first day of autumn 🍂

If the rapture is happening it needs to pop off before rent/mortgage is due again.

murican. merkin.

cosmos for our morning💞

Well, I’ll be damned. -me arriving in Hell

I need a strong woman to rapture me like there’s no tomorrow

. work with some kind of red 12 .

Agree with Mayor Pete.......

Nothing like cosplaying Ms Rachel to sell your merch and actively encourage the genocide in Gaza JC

Nothing screams cancer like glow in the dark candies and a wee vape after

Thinking about moving to Ireland because Australia has those big ass spiders

How many times are you going to delete that post because of a typo? I can’t keep liking it forever?!

A lady in this grocery store just let out the biggest fart as I walked by and I can’t even disagree

Named my tits Abbott and Costello They are both boobs one is bigger than the other

There is a difference between being Pragmatic Depressing and Mean avoid the last two and use interesting words if you’re the first