sorry your star wars references were lost on me, garth skywalker

Art has been added to the Gallery ameliadraws.art/collection/

Getting sage advice on here is an automatic timeline cleanse.

Actually trying to read the books on my bookshelves. What a novel idea.

American Goldfinch Sometimes you just have to find your way through...

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst!

a never ending blunt might fix me

Nature's intimate interaction... Northern Mockingbird

i assumed at least one of you got a sense of humor for Christmas. and yet.

My neighbour when I tell her reverse cowgirl jokes

I know it’s been over done this year but a raspberry passion fruit Pavlova sounds so good right now

Christmas shits are the worst

I hope you have a good poop today!

*me, seconds after cumming really, really prematurely This is all part of God’s plan.

- Hi! My name is William, but my friends call me Bill! - Hello, William.

You don’t write me reverse cowgirl jokes any more

Thought I saw a delicious pizza in the creek, shimmering up at me, but it turned out to be fool’s pizza—a big disc of iron pyrite that just looked like pizza, & tasted, at best, like a stale focaccia.

I don’t miss being drunk for days on end but I’m not a huge fan of reality either so you can see my dilemma

collective round of imagined applause for accomplishing santa duties

This day in history. 1906. At Johns Hopkins University the American Sociological Society first met to discuss how best to keep up the charade that sociology is a valid field of study.

I've never met a printer that wasn't a drama queen.

Weed is a dangerous highway to my fridge

if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any

I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day

My friends and family already are asking when I’m starting my countdown of the top 10 ways they’ve pissed me off in 2025

Good morning

Everyone is doing holiday stuff and I’ve spent the day prepping some walls for painting. Gonna do a muriel.

I spent the day watching silly movies, eating lots of chocolate, and making (and then eating) homemade pasta with my family. This month has been hard but I’m grateful to be alive.

Morning.

Inside me is a shampoo bottle because I slipped in the shower...

I'm just gonna post a piece of my art from my files every day til the New Year because WHY NOT. Here's an experiment I did with markers on Duralar in 2013.

In my defence your honour she was holding a milkshake and the gate was open

Hose water is potable water; it is and was always fine to drink. "Hosedrinker" is a dumb insult

Pizza pan sexual because who doesn’t want to flattened , kneaded, proofed, then slathered with sauce and meats and cooked just right and eaten with gusto

@grumpyauldfella.bsky.social Ugggh Two tries

ME CURRENTLY

Good news! Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely. www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.

Good morning you lot. Final day of work today then Christmas holidays. So will be signing off from here until after the New Year. Have a great Christmas and New Year when it comes. And thank you to all of you for being a wonderful lot of good friends. Take care and lots of hugs. X

Holiday Hangover Cure! Taking bets on whether or not an ice cream gets pulled out after this 😂 We’re making a playlist & she’s got Jive Talkin’ playing rn 🥰

Love doesn't come in a minute Sometimes it doesn't come at all I only know that when I'm in it It isn't silly, love isn't silly Love isn't silly at all (yeah, yeah) youtu.be/ap87QgZKTNw?...

Its not trust issues if you don't like people.

On process - well, one of them ameliadraws.art/2025/12/27/b...

Today is the day to bake soft pretzels with S-tier yeast. These are big boys!

Four of five dentists fuck with their socks on, so who cares what they brush their teeth with.

More male podcasters getting punched in the face, please