Day 16 : Thirty in thirty-one What To Expect When You’re Expecting

Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft

I’m not saying we should eat a minion but if someone tried, I think it would taste like and have the texture of a banana laffy taffy

Considering doing time to meet new people

"C'est ton odeur çà?" -Désolé. Il fait chaud. Je sue phoque... Les effets de la #canicule sur nos amis animaux. #lesanimots

Two things about me: 1) I don't know much about astrology 2) I never know what those letters mean in that personality test thingy

Going commando today, like a good American

I left a half a French press of coffee in the fridge from Friday morning till now and guys I know how we get to mars-

Any of my Canadian moots interested in adopting me? I promise I won’t eat too much and usually don’t bite

why do we call dead people ‘late’? bruh, they’re going to be more than late, you can put them down as a no-show

Babe I really think this is my best Ernest joke

First batch of apricot jam - it’s a huge crop this year

this is a skeet about being ernest

hipster panhandler: I beg to differ

Our lilies looking brighter than the sun ☀️

horror a genre you can appreciate for the art of it

I want to grill some dogs NOW but it’s only 9am 😔👍

It's dull and blustery today but here's a picture of the wild patch at the end of the garden from the other day 🌱 There's lots of bees in the garden so being a bit wild does seem to help.

If you need something to watch this afternoon:

Sometimes I found myself closing the door only because I needed to be hurt on my own terms #brokenpoet

me n my bsky mutuals

Sorry about the things I said when it was hot.

"Intentions" and was created by artist Michele Poirier-Mozzone

Yayoi Kusama, Lemon Squash (5) (1999), screenprint #WomensArt

Today’s corn update: July 4th, 1990 ~ most of the fields on the peninsula were planted soy that summer, so we had to take the canoe around to old man Johnson’s farm after dropping the crab traps. His ears were the sweetest, small kernel, white, & hot, the silk fell like a kimono after tequila…

Realised on this trip I’m a fan of the great indoors.

Good morning

So hot, if you wrote Game of Thrones now they'd say "summer is coming"

While everyone swelters and lowers their AC setting to conserve I am served by a Municipally owned electric company that gets 100% of it's energy during the day from solar. We can have a different system not controlled by greedy wealth extracting parasites if we retake control of OUR government.

my kid holding one of the butterflies, need to release them soon, such a thoughtful gift from him, but my attachment issues flaring at the thought of them gone, i've cried multiple times over these damn insects

woke up up and immediately blew up the bathroom. woo July 4th!!

A sidewalk in Canada

We settled on an almond loaf

Our bakery July 4th 2026

Who wants to go on a picnic I’m bringing sandwiches Marble poundcake San Pellegrino Arancini flavoured and some pre rolls because I roll like my hands are cold and I’ve been on Bluesky for a week straight

Some people are surprises and not the good Surprise Bag full of trinket ones but the holy fuck watch out for the landmine ones

Omg your cock is ugly Hahaha made you look

It must be so refreshing to put cucumber slices on your balls

Strawberry cornbread cobbler anyone?

Love love love Love love love Love love love Love love love The more you give, yeah The more you get, now Go tell it to the world youtu.be/c-8hD7N2AOE?...

You know what smells good? Yo momma It’s me I’m the momma I smell good

Best things to help with constipation Psyllium Prunes Coffee Beer Cocaine

Omg already the 4th! January went by so fast

*stops repeating everything* No more Mr. Twice Guy

So hot might show off my midriff

when life’s on fire stop, drop, and scroll

I’ve started doing crossword puzzles but not the NYTs because fuck you legacy media for selling out 28 across another word for fascism Totalism but I do connections because dichotomy 😳🙄

Sometimes I add milk to my bowl of ice cream for a double lactose whammy( rhymes with shit my pants) and to convert it into a peculiar version of soft serve The things we do for love @brusowrites.bsky.social