Lying down on the couch to play video games never works 😴

I washed my water bottle. Please clap.

Oh god I should do one more pikachu 😔

stone. cold. and we love to see it.

We can just use real Tactics quotes now

Woah it just hit me that I worked my last Saturday

accurate Ben Reilly

Had to take a drug test for the new job and I've never been so afraid that I'm secretly a meth head.

Good morning

Every time I see this, I get the SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY theme song stuck in my head. (Positive.)

Avenger's Academy was my last "monthly" comic. First time since my teens that I haven't routinely been reading comics.

i have a book and a podcast and a patreon! and several graphic novels to come.

Tank top and T-shirt guy frantically googling "business casual" before his new job starts.

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

when people ask how I’m doing:

don’t tell me it’s Jeffery!

🚌 Strategies used to turnaround Akron’s bus system: 1. CEO used to be a bus driver, now rides the bus with customers 2. Run buses every 15 minutes, 7 days a week 3. Concentrate on most needed services 4. Reduce job requirements “If we’re not using our product, why should anybody else use it?”

We watched Colossal tonight and I really need you all to watch it and tell me what you think

Part 1 of the new episode of @cerebrocast.bsky.social dropped today, ft. yours truly, dropped today. Check it out! (“Agree with me.”)

As someone who attended A LOT of church when "Left Behind" had its grip on Christians, I have always been ready to live in a world with less annoying people.

Jimmy Kimmel returns, and during his opening monologue, a bright light suddenly shines on him. A heavenly choir sings; the live band joins in. Jimmy floats into the air, waving goodbye to everyone and thanking us all for tuning in all these years. Jay Leno crawls out of the earth for the time slot.

Tylenol for pregnant mothers has no scientific link to causing autism Tylenol did make me gay though

I’m back in the states for a week

Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month here are my favorite Mexican snacks:

Trying to be inclusive

This is the level we're talking. I made chile verde so I had something to eat.

There's just something about falling asleep on the couch

Coffee almond chocolate, if you want some.

Boyfriend is busy. Imma get an ice cream, play fire emblem, and try not to cry (jk).

I deserve digimon two weeks early

The widely accepted narrative that Trump "chickened out" on Chicago is completely incorrect. ICE's incursions are getting worse here every day.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Cool. We can annually rededicate ourselves to opposing everything he stood for.

Back when I was in college and wrote for the school newspaper I wrote a whole thing about the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which eliminated media ownership restrictions, and how that was going to fuck us over forever and people were like "Dan, I dunno this is an art school," well eat shit fuckos.

I don't feel like giving up at all. I'm eternally pissed off and annoyed now. I feel like living as long as possible simply out of spite and haunting lots of people when I eventually have to die.

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

If you're not saying G you've never had even decent Mexican food!

Well we had to book a third session, but it looks sooooo good.

"Alec stop clenching your fist" I repeat to myself while being stabbed in the shoulder.

OK seriously though what the fuck is going on with his hand.

Maybe straight men would be happier if they listened to more music that made them feel hot and cvnt 🧐

you should email [email protected] and say so!!!

Cerebro World's Beyond Number Ranger Danger All Songs Considered Why Won't You Date Me

If I'm complaining about bad brain in the next few days remind me it's cause I'm not working out cause there's a sack of ink and plasma strapped to my bicep. Thanks.

Please rebrand to LimeFyre

Getting this finished today 😁

Someone forgot to put away his workout bench yesterday and now has a stubbed toe.

in my vers era (drinking both iced and hot coffee)