Dumbeffotry
@dumbeffotry.bsky.social
π€ 1300
π₯ 1756
π 891
Pretty stupid and clinically depressed.
"Is this Boots actor gay irl?" *sees we have 150 IG friends in common: all hot thotty men, Jan Sport, and Cat Cohen* "Ohhhhh."
about 17 hours ago
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The whole of Greek mythology:
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about 18 hours ago
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πββοΈ
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about 23 hours ago
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I've been microdosing Boots and I only have 2 episodes left to edge to π
about 23 hours ago
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This timeline...
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1 day ago
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Pick a hole, idgaf if its the same one
2 days ago
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All it takes is wearing a hat to make me like myself a little bit more.
2 days ago
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LMAOOOOOO
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Nicki Minaj Says She's Canceling Album Plans: 'No More Music'
Nicki Minaj has canceled plans for an album she previously said would arrive in March, blaming Roc Nation for the cancellation on social media.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/nicki-minaj-cancels-plans-sixth-album-1235447735/
2 days ago
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We really drove this man into hiding
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3 days ago
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Still here.
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3 days ago
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BOOston gay boyβ’οΈ
3 days ago
why would you need chatgpt erotic content when this exists
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Call me HGTV - blow out these fuckin walls. Call me refund check - rip me open with abandon. Call me Dove for Men bodywash - I'm about to have 2 in 1. Call me an extra in The Pit - have me on a slab, insides on the outsides. Call me Kelly Rowland - can't do it solo, need to be a trio.
5 days ago
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Marisa Kabas
5 days ago
NYPD cops are worried about someone who's not a white, christian, conservative becoming mayor? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
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Just remembered its a three day weekend and I have one more day to alternate between wanting to die and beating off non stop
6 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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Need every male cast member of Netflix's Boots to pass me around like a common cold
6 days ago
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7 days ago
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They'd rather you be an uncut gooner than be neurodivergent?????
9 days ago
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Jean Grey:
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9 days ago
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My whole staff is furloughed except me wheeeeee
10 days ago
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Doing a little inktober for myself where I doodle formative crushes and today is Tom Everett Scott in That Thing You Do.
10 days ago
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I hope we all survive long enough to call Bam Pondi a cunt to her face.
11 days ago
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Desperate scare tactics from these ghouls. That motherfucker is an embarassment to our name.
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11 days ago
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Baby I know the law. Out of their fucking minds.
www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
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OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance
An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.
https://www.govexec.com/pay-benefits/2025/10/omb-deletes-reference-law-guaranteeing-backpay-furloughed-feds-shutdown-guidance/408645/?oref=ge-home-top-story
11 days ago
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Blonde flop using clockable AI in her promo videos we have to laugh
12 days ago
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Can't wait to see her get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
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Greta continues to be one of the bravest bitches out here.
12 days ago
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Taylor Swift is Bright Eyes for girls who liked English class and asked for a pink hair straightener every Christmas for six years in a row. (Album is trash. Mama go wax that man's back and plan your Beatrix Potter/Gatsby/Atonement themed wedding or whataver for a few years. You've lost the sauce.)
14 days ago
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Shifted my dick to the left side today just to feel something different and it's changing my whole day.
15 days ago
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julia
17 days ago
unfortunately I will be getting a lot of use out of this
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An aspirational story for all the vile, talentless, boot-licking cunts out there. One day, you too can rise to the top by being a brain-rotted, trash bitch!
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16 days ago
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Taylor/Charli
16 days ago
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undead girlfriend
17 days ago
bouncing on it is not enough I need you to punch me in the face
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So horny I could lick the screen
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16 days ago
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Is...is this a reference to...?
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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Its be very funny if tomorrow I started working through a shutdown and started Locktober. (Yet to find one that doesn't make my foreskin feel like its being shoved through a pasta maker.)
17 days ago
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I gave up panicking about the slow-motion destruction of my career a few months ago as best I could. Not in a virtuos way - more like a "I have to, otherwise I'm gonna wind up in grippy socks very soon" way. That said - I am going to go full manic for the next 24ish hours. Send good vibes.
18 days ago
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Wig glue industry in mourning.
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19 days ago
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Call me oil because they're saying I'm essential sis
19 days ago
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19 days ago
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Praying for a shutdown tbh
22 days ago
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So close to finishing π₯²
22 days ago
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πͺ
23 days ago
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adrian.
23 days ago
huge slut for an autumnal cocktail.
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WIP π
24 days ago
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localswampgay
26 days ago
Jesus Christ did not die for me to have a job, he died for me to have illicit gay sex
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Not my brand of humor but Jimmy Kimmel...absolutely would, raw.
26 days ago
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πΈπΈπΈ
26 days ago
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I had a dream we were wandering an empty mansion, calling for each other. The roof was rotting in, moss and crows nests tipping into vaulted hallways with dirty marble floors. A piano crashed through the music room into the kitchen some time ago. Roaches and ivories crunched underfoot.
27 days ago
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