If you use this, you deserve the consequences of your stupidity.

Kristy Noem starting to look like Ida Lowry

Was worried the Prismatic Evolutions ETB I bought was tampered with, then I pulled this:

Charge that fucker with a hate crime.

The ending of that Fallout episode felt very "T-rex Paddock" scene and I can't believe I have to wait until I'm out of the hospital to see the resolution.

Some people should not be allowed to have animals. There's a guy that's lived behind my parents my whole life, and every animal he's had has been mistreated. He has a cat that spends most of his time outside, and my parents basically look after it. Now it's gone missing and he's like "🤷‍♂️".

The Zatanna figure being sold out pretty much everywhere just makes Todd's opinion on female figures look that much more outdated.

I'm down 40 lbs since June, and hopefully being in the hospital for a few weeks (surgery is on the 12th), I'll be down even more.

I knew it was going to be him with creative control. We're never getting something as unique as Andor ever again. Same old Filoni-slop plots from here on out.

The Spice Girls should have replaced Ginger Spice with The Spice Melange. She doesn't sing or dance, but stands on stage with glowing blue eyes and shouts riddles about the future.

They should make a Lost in Space game that's similar to the Alters. Each character has a role on the ship, and the story is episodic. Each episode is a bit "choose your own adventure" where the choices you make in the previous episode leads to different outcomes and planets in the next.

Wish that Buc-ee's was just outside of Harrisonburg when I was at JMU.

Well guess what, Slophead? I'm doubling down! Your whole fucking company is slop!

After 25 years, I've finally caught a shiny Pokemon.

The safeguard lapse is Grok and other AI services exist in the first place. www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...

Tiktok: "You're trying to watch videos before bed? Well here's a video about aliens watching you through the window while you sleep. Don't want that? Here's a scene from a horror movie of people getting chopped up. Don't want that? Here's a video about the Rte 44 ghost that's right outside your h-"

She should be wearing rags and only rags! Why isn't she wearing well worn shoes with holes in the soles?!

I'm slowly getting through Legends Z-A and just got to that part. So much for it actually being Z to A. That's so stupid.

Omg Palm Royale is just Mama's Family 2.0

How I'm entering 2026:

It was embarrassing the first time. Do the Ellisons have a humiliation kink? Judging from all that botched work, maybe so? deadline.com/2025/12/warn...

Oh cool the second abscess has opened up and even more goo is pouring out of me. And I can't tell if the old one has stopped/ slowed and it's travelled to this new one in an even worse spot. The vac is barely pulling anything out, and the second is not covered by it.

Why tf is the recent releases on the Eshop featuring Hentai AI slop games?

I'm on multiple blocklists made by pro-AI accounts. It's kinda funny to me. A whole subsection of this app will never follow me because they want to make crappy Studio Ghibli Bear "art".

I can never find White Flare or Black Bolt packs, but I got the poster collection and what do you know is in the first White Flare pack? This:

You're telling me I pass by Cardi B's new neighborhood every time I go to the prosthetist?!

I probably shouldn't have been watching Beetlejuice at 5 years old, and quoting it.

JKR is like the bacterial infection in my leg. Once you think it's finally done, it returns to spew endless smelly goo that's toxic to everyone.

These are all fine. As long as they're not Nathan's. It's like eating burned mashed potatoes.

Even the most backed up toilet can't match the amount of crap pouring out of her mouth.

Aww... It's like a scrawny little kid in his too big Superman PJs.

So something weird happened with the dog yesterday at the family dinner. Adam's uncle was there, who we thought met the dog, but I guess not. At first, Sergio was hooting and hollering at him. But after we sat down to eat, which the dog napped through, everything was fine after.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, thus fulfilling the prophecy. He was not sent to Earth to save humanity, but to judge it for its sins. The Seventh Seal was broken by Scrooge that night, falling for the Ghosts trap! They altered history, and unleashed Tiny Tim upon the Earth!

Got a Charizard UPC, and every pack was a bust. How do some of these people constantly pull good shit?

Fin Fang Foom's purple pants?

Only if it's used. If it's fresh, it doesn't count.

The Avengers: Doomsday trailer message:

Me seeing the Leonard McCoy casting news:

Maybe unpopular opinion: they don't make good toys in the modern era.

Me looking at my UPS drivers gps location on the map: "Now why are you on the other side of town when you were just down the road from my house a few minutes ago?"

One of the most horrifying scenes this year isn't from a horror movie or show, it's that tuna melt scene in Heated Rivalry. Absolutely disgusting and my worst nightmare.

Oh but I was told Paramount would guarantee films go to theaters?

Just saw a video of a guy saying Portsmouth as Ports-mouth, and to say my skin crawled is an understatement.

They're DESPERATE desperate.

The problem with the Walmart Grinch is that he's missing the whisker holes (so Carrey could breathe from his nose) and his nose is the same color as his face. It's also a problem that it's a Walmart Grinch and the Walton Goggins Walmart joke has been run into the ground.

One of the worst things about this abscess coming back is that the smell of the fluid leeches through the tegaderm, and it smells like rotten ramen broth.

That certainly looks like a movie that was made with no input from historians or anyone with an actual imagination.

I can't believe I'm getting Captain Atom in the DCU already.

And some of y'all still stan her?