A joyous Life Day to all who get absolutely zooted and celebrate.

4-month progress. I know what I see but I’m biased to see progress. I’m not sure whether it’s evident to anyone else.

A long-standing barricade has fallen. I’ve crossed over 500 lbs on deadlifts. 505 for 2 reps today. 600 next?

Suspenders are just jockstraps for the belly.

Spending the evening at Rugby is a Drag Seattle.

A long-standing barricade has fallen. I’ve crossed over 500 lbs on deadlifts. 505 for 2 reps today. 600 next?

Working.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing by a Perimeter Fence and Screaming for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to those who celebrate.

Anyway here’s Wonderwall.

My bench is slowly creeping up, I went up on four lifts today for the first time in a long time, I managed some extra reps for the first time in a long time, and I’m not currently in any new or worsening pain. Maybe I’m finally through the worst of this injury and rehab.

Can we maybe consider context and hyperbole before literally believing that the fascist gave the centrist a blow job? It’s exaggeration for effect, y’all.

So with the Epstein stuff heating up let’s all remember that it’s incredibly important to apply much greater scrutiny to anything you read, hear, or share about the files. The world is full of lies. Don’t amplify them.

I really struggle to get people to understand exactly how big I *need* to be, and how deep that need is.

A vibe.

Elon Musk is also a pompous, sub-literate lech. And they both have/had money and power, so people will treat them like gods. Why is this surprising?

Second best lighting in this gym is in the room with the racks.

Every once in a while I see a boy and think, “I could get you huge. You should come to the gym with me.”

Every once in a while I see a boy and think, “I could get you huge. You should come to the gym with me.”

Some photos from the other day where I actually felt like I looked muscle-y.

"You will feel pain in this hand within the box. Pain. But! Withdraw the hand and I'll touch your neck with my gom jabbar — the death so swift it's like the fall of the headsman's axe. Withdraw your hand and the gom jabbar takes you. Understand?"

Some photos from the other day where I actually felt like I looked muscle-y.

Roommate out of town = only underwear at home.

Dick Cheney: “over my dead body!” God: “…bet.”

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

I got my hair and beard trimmed today. Please clap.

All this pillow and nobody’s laying on it.

vibes

When the suspects appear to be white guys, it’s not a bombing — it’s an intentional explosion.

About to drop the hottest album of the 2370s.

We also stan (and are slightly terrified of) Laura Roslin. Further, while we acknowledge her complicated and destructive history, we also stan Ellen Tigh.

We also stan (and are slightly terrified of) Laura Roslin. Further, while we acknowledge her complicated and destructive history, we also stan Ellen Tigh.

ok, chappell

Gay culture is the friends and family dick pic collage running as a screensaver on the TVs at this birthday party.

My shoulder is cooperating so far but I don’t wanna push it, so I’m thinking I’ll stop here today.

If you are not yourself a fat dude with pretty extensive gym experience, do not fist bump a fat dude at the gym and say “keep it up.” (1/

Well, my beard has definitely gotten bigger. And I seem to be a little bit tanner. No other major changes.

The last 20 years have been really stupid, you know?

Ran across @giantbritishpup.bsky.social at the party store.

My high school career counselor never told me this was an option.

Friend, introducing me to his husband: “So this is _____, a friend of mine.” Me: “Nice to meet you.” Friend: “He’s a powerlifter.” Husband: “Obviously. He looks like he could crush a car.” There’s still such a little thrill in being seen. And not a car, not yet anyway.

Internet rando: “damn, you must have then lined down the block banging on your door.” Me:

I know why the caged gooner sings.

The vibes I’m trying to bring to the function.

Shoulder progress: Benched more today than I have in months, and it didn’t hurt. I get to find out in the next couple days if I made anything worse again.

We also ship Amos and Avasarala around here.

Occasional reminder that this is a Camina Drummer stan account.