We are governed by the tragically stupid.

I’ve been made even more of a bear! Bulldozer? Beardozer? Artwork by the amazing @bearlygoin.bsky.social

I’ve never lived in a town with so many furries. But that’s what comes with having such a massive tech industry.

“Hey, can you hold this pup? I want a photo.” “Sure.” #IML44 #throwback #uppies (with @spottydogleon.slut.dog in 2022) I need to do this more often cause I’ve never met a pup who didn’t like it.

Languages of Western Europe

The little guy on the left is the first time I ever saw a muscle peeking out of my arm. And I was struggling to flex hard enough to make it show up. Doesn’t seem to be a problem anymore

I really want one of these, but there’s no world in which I am paying $190 for it.

There’s no need to insult me twice in a single fortune.

Upper body day.

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I get super self conscious about video but I’m posting this one anyway cause I was encouraged to by a couple friends.

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tea.

Idiotic press conference: Tylenol causes autism. Suffer in pregnancy or you will hurt your baby. FDA: no causal link has been established, acetaminophen is still the safest analgesic and antipyretic in pregnancy. Sounds like FDA is aware of the legal dangers of saying things like the idiot said.

I have an opening in boy jail. Please insert your throat for a test fitting.

I’m just trying to get strong. If anyone knows a demon I can sign my soul over to an exchange for that, please send him this way.

I’m just trying to get strong. If anyone knows a demon I can sign my soul over to an exchange for that, please send him this way.

Tylenol is dangerous only to your liver. It doesn’t cause autism. Also, neither the toxicity it does cause nor autism is reversed by leucovorin. They’re lying to you. Straight to your face.

Scene idea: Bind and gag your sub. Invite their friends over and start talking about the sub’s special interest / hyperfixation. Make sure you explain it slightly incorrectly. Watch them squirm as you just start making up facts while explaining. Bonus points if you make a bad PowerPoint for it.

Perfect date night.

The little guy on the left is the first time I ever saw a muscle peeking out of my arm. And I was struggling to flex hard enough to make it show up. Doesn’t seem to be a problem anymore

Consistency brings progress even if you don’t notice it. About 6-7 months apart.

I still don’t think my arms photograph particularly well. I feel like you gotta squeeze them to get the real experience.

Stock up before flying down to Folsom, I guess.

Ah, yes. The three genders.

scene idea: you bind/gag the sub and force them to watch you play their favorite video game slightly badly. On their save file.

scene idea: you bind/gag the sub and force them to watch you play their favorite video game slightly badly. On their save file.

I know not enough about DBZ, but a friend suggested I cosplay Ox-King. I might be able to pull this off.

We have such slides to show you.

I’m pretty sure I would’ve been a good boyfriend if I’d ever been given the opportunity.

The only UK state visit I’ll ever recognize.

I need one of these.

Nothing better to hear.

The answer to all your problems is truly simple.

Consistency brings progress even if you don’t notice it. About 6-7 months apart.

Oh good. A bad dysmorphia day. Exactly what I wanted.

vibes.

Holding boys in the air while I make out with them at the bar: It’s not why I lift, but it’s also not not why I lift.

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Holding boys in the air while I make out with them at the bar: It’s not why I lift, but it’s also not not why I lift.

Pretty sure I see some progress here. I’m biased, so I might just be seeing things though. Size and definition both look a bit better.

Violence is always a potential answer. Our country was born from violence. We maintain our position in the world through violence and the threat of violence. The ruling class maintains its wealth through violence and the threat of violence. (1/4)

One of the Big Dudes at the gym saw me squatting yesterday and said “damn dude you are pushing some *weight*” and now I’m gonna be high off that for a week.

… I just need a partner.

He died the way he lived: in support of the Second Amendment. And before you feel too bad for him, remember what he said about empathy.

Mine has 6 platforms with half-racks plus 2 additional smiths. Still not enough.

Show me that ass, boy.

Might be time to rewatch The Good Place.