Leatherboy Carl
@leatherboycarl.bsky.social
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This is my spicy account. I'm just here to thirst after the Daddies.
My boss told me to stop telling customers "have fun". Very well, fun is forbidden.
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One of the funny things about watching men describe themselves as "alphas" (both the red-pill manosphere bros and the gay men on this website trying way too hard to out-masc each other) is that an "alpha" is a boy. It's a submissive. It's a boy who is the head of the other boys. King of the subs.
3 days ago
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I'm fairly certain I just saw AI porn set in the Dream Pool liminal space. Please do not make porn in the backrooms, y'all. Do not no-clip into that bussy.
7 days ago
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YANKED ON MUH LEVER IN THE BOOTH HOSS
8 days ago
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The "clinical" definition of a fetish as something you can't fuck without is wildly inaccurate. If that's the definition then I Iiterally don't know anyone with a leather fetish. Touch grass.
10 days ago
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Rorb
10 months ago
I didn't realize the gay followers were just going to mix politics and porn like that. Nothing like meat beatin' mixed with palestinian death tolls and trump's face in the mix. Shit's wild.
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Josh Hidman
12 days ago
Sooooo, is Elsa into anal sex?
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Which compression leggings and shorts are the most... Revealing?
16 days ago
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Food for thought: Why do the leather and bear communities exist? Specifically, why did they pull away from the gay mainstream to form distinct subcultures? Why was this important to them? What made them feel it HAD to be separate from the gay mainstream?
18 days ago
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Thanks
@bloke-60.bsky.social
for making this into an easily shared graphic!
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20 days ago
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Drop some transformations Kyoryuger was pretty based for having the first bear in Super Sentai history.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Howw...
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21 days ago
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To be a leatherman You don't need a certain body type You don't need to be hairier You don't need to be tougher You don't need to be old guard You don't need to be a Sir or a Master You don't need to run for a title You don't need to own any leather Just be yourself. That's enough. You are enough.
23 days ago
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Just got an email from Groove Thing asking to complete a short survey so they can send the finished product out to backers. I threw in the Vac-U-Lock adapter for the hell of it. They're projecting early January for shipping and I'm excited!
23 days ago
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Jinti wonders if you can braise a whole turkey...
about 1 month ago
Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real.
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
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26 days ago
I'll do it for free! π
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27 days ago
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Sabrina Carpenter is a true artist. I could find no fault with her.
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28 days ago
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about 1 month ago
Just a reminder:
@oscarbear.bsky.social
is a MAGA, right-leaning Trumper. He don't care about the LGBT, Bear or Leather Communities and he's not gonna fuck you. All he cares about is making money off your thirst for him and his OF/JFF content. Block, list him and move on.
#lgbt
#gay
#gaybear
#queer
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Any kind of body shaming should be shamed. "Why you making fun of his dick size? I'm so disappointed in you, man! You're better than that!"
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
Itβs our time!
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PSA: You don't have to qualify the word "sex" by saying "consensual". It's redundant. If it's not consensual we use a different word.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Oregon ππ²
about 2 months ago
God damn the Oregon ducks are good this year
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Wanna tame a brat REAL quick? Tell them they're not allowed to hold their breath.
about 2 months ago
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Helped a customer with ED figure out pumps. After half an hour in the booth he came back out and told me it worked. I so wanted to high five and hug him while saying "you did it, champ!" Is my purpose in life to fix the world one boner at a time? It might just be.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Remember when Tinky Winky suddenly became a gay icon? I have a feeling we're about to see a lot of Tylenol T shirts.
about 2 months ago
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Intellibear
about 2 months ago
Loweβs seems the place to be in the mornings. This was happening right at the door in front of all the children AND their salads.
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about 2 months ago
Will my butt plug come with me during the rapture or should I take it out in advance. Don't want to hurt anyone below if it comes loose during transit.
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My first 70 ring
about 2 months ago
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UPDATE: The shaggy biker came back and called me "champ"! πππππππ Just take me now!
about 2 months ago
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Put the lotion in the bucket Dear Liza, dear Liza Put the lotion in the bucket Or it gets the hose
about 2 months ago
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[excited boy noises] Y'all I'm gonna need a bigger shelf! (Djungelskog acquired separately)
2 months ago
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What the hell, why not? I'm working so please forgive me if it takes a while to get back to this.
2 months ago
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Oh Daddy gimme that DUN-DUN!
2 months ago
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Philly themed porn movie about a guy named Mack: Tapping Mack
2 months ago
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Yeah... You might not wanna sit on any furniture in my apartment...
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2 months ago
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"I'd like 12 White Panthers please" Sir... SIR... Please just get a Viagra prescription.
2 months ago
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A dirty biker just told me where to get cheap groceries. I'm still learning the DL courtship rituals, is this flirting? Because... Would
3 months ago
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"I've been seasoning this jock for 6 weeks!" How is that not full of jock itch?
3 months ago
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Not expensing your poppers πππππ
3 months ago
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The adult actress in the movie being played loudly in the booths right now sounds less like she's having fun and more like a combination of giving birth and dry heaving. The man is making motorcycle noises. Guys I'm worried for the heterosexuals.
3 months ago
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Gonna invent a new SSC/RACK/PRICK type acronym because kink discourse isn't confusing enough. Think I'll include a virtue signal buzzword while I'm at it to make everyone who doesn't adopt it right away look problematic. "What do you mean you say RACK and not GLPHNORG? Wow, talk about privilege!"
3 months ago
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Make a band food: Soft Shell Brauhaus Our Lady Pizza Led Zeppole Imagine Rangoons Bananas Foster the People Gladys Knight and the Chips Men at Wok Mallomar
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3 months ago
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No one: Absolutely no one: My brain at 4AM when I need to sleep: "Do pup handlers put peanut butter on their dicks?"
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Conversation with my doctor: Me: Is there ANY biological means by which the anus can self lubricate? Dr: No. Me: None? Dr: None that isn't a serious medical problem. If mucosa is coming of the anus, you need to see a doctor. Me: Some say it's prostate fluid. Dr: Not without a ruptured colon.
3 months ago
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Anyone ever hit your prostate so hard you just
4 months ago
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Can anyone explain to me what "hardcore" actually means in str8 porn? ...without using wikipedia, google or an AI summary?
4 months ago
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
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4 months ago
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