I really need a Santa in my life 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings obliteration. I will close the app. I will ignore notifications. And when it has passed I will turn my inner eye to see anything else. Where discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Not to kink shame anyone but I'm finding it a little worrying that certain scenes are mimicking incel/red pill/right wing/manosphere/dudebro podcast language real hard. Like, any time I start seeing "naturally superior alpha male" I'm like 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Hot take, I know, but there's really nothing perverted or even kinky about interracial sex. It's just very normal feeling. If it's kinky it's because we're doing kinky stuff. His skin tone has nothing to do with it.

Happy Fucksgiving! I give a fuck about you! ❤️

I'm not sure I understand findom correctly... You just hand your money over? And get nothing in return? Just live in the US and pay taxes if that's what you want.

Those who were around, what songs were the leather bars playing in the early 80s? Mid 80s? Late 80s?

Getting so tired of seeing this kind of interaction at the store... Husband: "hahaha I should put these handcuffs so you can't stop me." Wife: "hehehe I should use this strapon so you know how it feels" It ain't cute

If you see this, QTP with the energy you bring to BlueSky

Keeping a tally of the people you want to fuck before you die is called making a cumbucket list.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

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Not only is it cringe as hell to describe the color of your beige dildos as "flesh", but it results in unintentionally hilarious/terrifying it descriptions like this...

My boss told me to stop telling customers "have fun". Very well, fun is forbidden.

One of the funny things about watching men describe themselves as "alphas" (both the red-pill manosphere bros and the gay men on this website trying way too hard to out-masc each other) is that an "alpha" is a boy. It's a submissive. It's a boy who is the head of the other boys. King of the subs.

I'm fairly certain I just saw AI porn set in the Dream Pool liminal space. Please do not make porn in the backrooms, y'all. Do not no-clip into that bussy.

YANKED ON MUH LEVER IN THE BOOTH HOSS

The "clinical" definition of a fetish as something you can't fuck without is wildly inaccurate. If that's the definition then I Iiterally don't know anyone with a leather fetish. Touch grass.

I didn't realize the gay followers were just going to mix politics and porn like that. Nothing like meat beatin' mixed with palestinian death tolls and trump's face in the mix. Shit's wild.

Sooooo, is Elsa into anal sex?

Which compression leggings and shorts are the most... Revealing?

Food for thought: Why do the leather and bear communities exist? Specifically, why did they pull away from the gay mainstream to form distinct subcultures? Why was this important to them? What made them feel it HAD to be separate from the gay mainstream?

Thanks @bloke-60.bsky.social for making this into an easily shared graphic!

Drop some transformations Kyoryuger was pretty based for having the first bear in Super Sentai history. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Howw...

To be a leatherman You don't need a certain body type You don't need to be hairier You don't need to be tougher You don't need to be old guard You don't need to be a Sir or a Master You don't need to run for a title You don't need to own any leather Just be yourself. That's enough. You are enough.

Just got an email from Groove Thing asking to complete a short survey so they can send the finished product out to backers. I threw in the Vac-U-Lock adapter for the hell of it. They're projecting early January for shipping and I'm excited!

Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

I'll do it for free! 😁

Sabrina Carpenter is a true artist. I could find no fault with her.

Just a reminder: @oscarbear.bsky.social is a MAGA, right-leaning Trumper. He don't care about the LGBT, Bear or Leather Communities and he's not gonna fuck you. All he cares about is making money off your thirst for him and his OF/JFF content. Block, list him and move on. #lgbt #gay #gaybear #queer

Any kind of body shaming should be shamed. "Why you making fun of his dick size? I'm so disappointed in you, man! You're better than that!"

It’s our time!

PSA: You don't have to qualify the word "sex" by saying "consensual". It's redundant. If it's not consensual we use a different word.

God damn the Oregon ducks are good this year

Wanna tame a brat REAL quick? Tell them they're not allowed to hold their breath.

Helped a customer with ED figure out pumps. After half an hour in the booth he came back out and told me it worked. I so wanted to high five and hug him while saying "you did it, champ!" Is my purpose in life to fix the world one boner at a time? It might just be.

Remember when Tinky Winky suddenly became a gay icon? I have a feeling we're about to see a lot of Tylenol T shirts.

Lowe’s seems the place to be in the mornings. This was happening right at the door in front of all the children AND their salads.

Will my butt plug come with me during the rapture or should I take it out in advance. Don't want to hurt anyone below if it comes loose during transit.

My first 70 ring

UPDATE: The shaggy biker came back and called me "champ"! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Just take me now!

Put the lotion in the bucket Dear Liza, dear Liza Put the lotion in the bucket Or it gets the hose

[excited boy noises] Y'all I'm gonna need a bigger shelf! (Djungelskog acquired separately)

What the hell, why not? I'm working so please forgive me if it takes a while to get back to this.

Oh Daddy gimme that DUN-DUN!

Philly themed porn movie about a guy named Mack: Tapping Mack