May your stoking be as hung as that Daddy who called me a hoe and left presents! 😈

Off to xxxmas eve. Happy holes everyone 🎄🎅🏻 May your stocking be filled.

Oops (on purpose) took 80mg and gonna build a gingerbread house. Live on twitch! Twitch.tv/wattsthesafeword

This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!! Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!

Missing my sexy pup already. @pupamp.bsky.social

Things Himbos can’t stand on this week’s @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social podcast with @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and @pupamp.bsky.social Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL

What happens with Daddy @mrkristofer.bsky.social produces an episode of REELy kinky content? This chaotic mess! New @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social vid goin live now: youtu.be/sZNjdiSWzHI

The himbos are back to talk all those toxic kinky things we are leaving in 2025! @sampsonnightly.bsky.social New @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social Spotify: ibit.ly/zkP7M Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk

What kink things are you leaving in 2025. And what are your kinky New Year’s resolutions?

Happy HAULidays from your favorite festive himbos! It's time to unbox some kinky TikTok goods that will definitely be scams! @sampsonnightly.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Which item was the worst?? New vid: youtu.be/I54vOm6_lfk

WE HAVE A SIR-PRIZE!!!! This weeks pod talks about the history of the show but also talking about what the real "tops of the year" should be. New @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social pod is live Spotify: ibit.ly/eNeZK Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk

🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨 CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them —NO to KOSA —NO to Section 230 reform —NO to age verification laws —NO to the SCREEN Act —NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act) badinternetbills.com

Humpday just makes me feral 🥵

Enough of these silly “hottest man of the 2025” categories. What are the categories we should actually be voting on?! “Most ran through bottom of the yesr” “Most exhausting stereotype” “Best sex toy of 2025”

Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the sexiest? 🤣 @sampsonnightly.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

ATTENTION PUNMASTERS: We're going to be doing a 4/20 themed WATTS episode for youtube. Now is your time, now is the momment, can you make Daddy laugh!?! Kink memes, sex related reels/tiktoks. The kinkier the better😈

Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the sexiest? 🤣 @sampsonnightly.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

@sampsonnightly.bsky.social these edits have me and @pupoctane.bsky.social DYINGGGGGG on the couch right now 🤣🤣🤣

It's not just a phase mom! From invasive questions family ask, to our favorite holiday traditions! Lets talk about chosen family with @mrkristofer.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social on todays @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social! New video live now: youtu.be/AszKClJF2Rk

Ho, Ho and Ho

What kink had you like:

From WICKED reviews to teaching Kristofer Gen Alpha sex slang. It's a morribly wicked witchy pod today. HELP! @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Spotify: ibit.ly/YwXyB Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk

What kink had you like:

@wattsthesafeword.bsky.social @pupamp.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social

Hump day doggo anyone 👅

What’s a sex term or slang your generation coined and used/uses? I’m trying to teach Daddy alpha, gen z and millennial terms that we keep creating.

Our Twitch recap this year was THICK! Thank you for watching ❤

Questions. What’s your favorite part about chosen family and the holidays?

Riddle me this? How can you be the invisible man without his power to be invisible!?!?!? Help me debate @pupamp.bsky.social as we play a game on this weeks pod! Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

Happy holidays nerds. Now why isn’t the stuffing next to the stripper pole?

Happy Stuffing Day

What are the kind of awkward questions your family asks during the holidays?

Happy 11th Anniversary to @pupamp.bsky.social and @mrkristofer.bsky.social ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Superdog to the rescue! With superwag!

I just think cyclops is neat (especially when being bent over by Wolverine)

XXX-Men DISPATCH! I mean, rollout! First dispatch stream goin live Twitch.tv/wattsthesafeword

From monster fucking to leather street fair craziness! Today Daddy and I take to the streets and ask the hard hitting kinky questions! @mrkristofer.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social New video live from Palm Springs just hit youtube! Check it: youtu.be/8E_Nz9PTEdg

HELP! What do you call someone who has a kink for being dressed by their dom. Not specifically feminized but like, styled day to day? Style enforcement? Dolling up? Is there a kink term for this phenomenon that I cant find?

Breakfast is served! And then we streamin twitch.tv/wattsthesafeword

Are you into Monster F*cking? And who would be your monster of choice? 😈 @mrkristofer.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social Full video: youtu.be/8E_Nz9PTEdg

From monster fucking to leather street fair craziness! Today Daddy and I take to the streets and ask the hard hitting kinky questions! @mrkristofer.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social New video live from Palm Springs just hit youtube! Check it: youtu.be/8E_Nz9PTEdg

Shhhh it’s gonna be ok. Just be a good boy 😈

It's time to get a little furry! Today's pod is all about us hitting a furry con, defending pup hoods at cons and furry parties that get crazyyyyyy! @mrkristofer.bsky.social New @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social pod is live: Spotify: ibit.ly/hlnAr Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

Lego…of my dick! Wait sorry. Come join our first Lego building stream! Twitch.tv/wattsthesafeword

Donkey play, Angel fuckers and Puffy Kinks? Never fear @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and I are here and tackling your secret fetishes! Live now: youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

Glad I got one last taste of warm weather pool days at the Pawcon pool party on Saturday 📸: @pupamp.bsky.social

Labubus, sexy pool parties and a Palm Springs howloween! New costumey podcast is live! @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: surl.li/fxkbhp

There are no words for how evil this is

TGIF. Thank God I Forgot (I was wearing my chaps)