Doing what a himbo does best 🙈 Taking a totally normal stroll around castro 👀 Bonus points if you know what John Waters film im referencing with this parody 😂 Thong by the amazing @Assets_clothing on insta - this queen makes the BEST constructed gogo thongs ive ever seen.

the real reason I do leg day

It’s an International Leather Contest threesome today on the podcast with @mrkristofer.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social Cumdumps, messy queens, drama and more! New @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social pod! Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/05Mb...

"I want to support the POC community - but only if I get the credit to look like their savior". Activism work you were promising to do, being contingent on your winning IML is WILD. A gift given with attached expectation is simply reskinned premeditated resentment. @mrfetishworld.bsky.social

Beware viscous pup attacks (and deals) at the @mrsleather.bsky.social #IML booth!! @mrkristofer.bsky.social @sampsonnightly.bsky.social

Men will 100% tell you they're a total top, then pull this move

New design of mine on @WattsTheSafewrd's safeworshop.com !!! Less honk! More stronk! 🪿

DEMON TWINK SAMPSON ALERT!!! If youre not cringing at your old self, youre not growing!!! 😂 Watch here! youtu.be/3ned8kjs5PA?...

So what's the deal with LGBTQ+ representation in video games? Are there actually good games out there that also feature queer rep well? This week @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and I are gameboys on the pod!! Spotify: ibit.ly/5sKkB Itunes: ibit.ly/Fdto5

I miss palm springs 😭 I need bigger dumb himbo thong tanlines

Ok @pupamp.bsky.social ate with this thumbnail 😂 i love this episode, give it a watch on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social 's youtube channel!

Ok @pupamp.bsky.social ate with this thumbnail 😂 i love this episode, give it a watch on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social 's youtube channel!

Caught in the act of my natural habitat 🎨🖌

should I do a version in a thong

This ep is wild 😂

Im turning my ass into a 3d printed planter

Super important PSA 🕊❤️

phlebotomists love me bowls of chicken and rice fear me #bodybuilding #vascularity

Morning quad check! Aka daddys little costco rotisserie chicken Show off them dad clappers below ⬇️👀 #ThighsThursday

A few of our favorite things! New video up on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

babe wake up new meme format just dropped

Things Himbos can’t stand on this week’s @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social podcast with @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and @pupamp.bsky.social Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL

A lampy made out of sampy 👀

Still not over how fun and dumb this was with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social this week! Watch now! youtu.be/I54vOm6_lfk?...

Floptina petrovna zamolodchikova and woof woof von buttsnorkler

where my gamer bois at #gaymer

Who these Hoes at ADONIS? @pupamp.bsky.social @sampsonnightly.bsky.social

It's not just a phase mom! From invasive questions family ask, to our favorite holiday traditions! Lets talk about chosen family with @mrkristofer.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social on todays @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social! New video live now: youtu.be/AszKClJF2Rk

What do you do when your printer you got LAST YEAR craps out halfway through addressing christmas cards? Break out the old school nuclear option - the 1984 Selectric III thats been hammering out print for over 40 YEARS without stopping. They really dont make stuff like they used to 😂 #typewriter

Chest day? Best day. #bodybuilding

ITS HOLIDAY TIMEEE With @pupamp.bsky.social and @mrkristofer.bsky.social special holiday ep coming up this week ❤️

Happy Thanksgiving! However youre celebrating or not today, whether bio family or chosen family... Remember that of all the things youve been through... despite everything, its still you ❤️

DONKEYFICATION? Unpacking your curious kinks! Check out our newest ep of @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social with @pupamp.bsky.social ❤️ youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

MINNEAPOLIS!! Im coming! Will I see you there?

HELP IM BEING SNUCK UP ON BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD @pupamp.bsky.social

Get yourself a man that treats you like the golden retriever you are 🥰

Week 3 recomp phase check in 🥩

so glad i was unanimously voted most likely to ugly cry, and fart during sex. ive never felt more seen, validated, or heard lol With @pupamp.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Watch the full ep now! Live on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEM...

Who owns the most toys? Has the most sex? Is most likely to cheat on a partner? Time to learn who the kinkiest of the crew really is with KINKY MOST LIKELY TO... @sampsonnightly.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Live now on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social: youtu.be/fBEMop-KkV8

Ever wondered if those ads you get online for gay s*** are for real products? Some hits. Some misses. And 2 chaotic dogs in the kitchen with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social youtu.be/uliBBvBolA0?...

Honey im hormmm

Oil wrestling some unsuspecting gogo boy twinks tonight at a local bar... i cant WAIT to see how this turns out.... for them 👀

Inanimate objects? The incomperable literary expertise of chuck tingle? This episode has EVERYTHING youtu.be/mb_Sk8yQyD4?... @pupamp.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

Inanimate objects? The incomperable literary expertise of chuck tingle? This episode has EVERYTHING youtu.be/mb_Sk8yQyD4?... @pupamp.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

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Its live! One of my absolute fav videos we've filmed yet with @pupamp.bsky.social <3

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes!!!

for copyright reasons I have been informed by my legal team that I may only identify as "Bob, A builder" rather than the alternative.

Opening my new space for open use here in SF for 3 days of PRIDE 😈 DM me if interested in coming!

Working my way through freehand recreating as many Damron Gude-era vintage San Francisco gay bar shirts as possible ❤️ #SanFrancisco