Caught in the act of my natural habitat 🎨🖌

should I do a version in a thong

This ep is wild 😂

Im turning my ass into a 3d printed planter

Super important PSA 🕊❤️

phlebotomists love me bowls of chicken and rice fear me #bodybuilding #vascularity

Morning quad check! Aka daddys little costco rotisserie chicken Show off them dad clappers below ⬇️👀 #ThighsThursday

A few of our favorite things! New video up on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

babe wake up new meme format just dropped

Things Himbos can’t stand on this week’s @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social podcast with @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and @pupamp.bsky.social Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL

A lampy made out of sampy 👀

Still not over how fun and dumb this was with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social this week! Watch now! youtu.be/I54vOm6_lfk?...

Floptina petrovna zamolodchikova and woof woof von buttsnorkler

where my gamer bois at #gaymer

Who these Hoes at ADONIS? @pupamp.bsky.social @sampsonnightly.bsky.social

It's not just a phase mom! From invasive questions family ask, to our favorite holiday traditions! Lets talk about chosen family with @mrkristofer.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social on todays @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social! New video live now: youtu.be/AszKClJF2Rk

What do you do when your printer you got LAST YEAR craps out halfway through addressing christmas cards? Break out the old school nuclear option - the 1984 Selectric III thats been hammering out print for over 40 YEARS without stopping. They really dont make stuff like they used to 😂 #typewriter

Chest day? Best day. #bodybuilding

ITS HOLIDAY TIMEEE With @pupamp.bsky.social and @mrkristofer.bsky.social special holiday ep coming up this week ❤️

Happy Thanksgiving! However youre celebrating or not today, whether bio family or chosen family... Remember that of all the things youve been through... despite everything, its still you ❤️

DONKEYFICATION? Unpacking your curious kinks! Check out our newest ep of @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social with @pupamp.bsky.social ❤️ youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

MINNEAPOLIS!! Im coming! Will I see you there?

HELP IM BEING SNUCK UP ON BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD @pupamp.bsky.social

Get yourself a man that treats you like the golden retriever you are 🥰

Week 3 recomp phase check in 🥩

so glad i was unanimously voted most likely to ugly cry, and fart during sex. ive never felt more seen, validated, or heard lol With @pupamp.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Watch the full ep now! Live on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEM...

Who owns the most toys? Has the most sex? Is most likely to cheat on a partner? Time to learn who the kinkiest of the crew really is with KINKY MOST LIKELY TO... @sampsonnightly.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Live now on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social: youtu.be/fBEMop-KkV8

Ever wondered if those ads you get online for gay s*** are for real products? Some hits. Some misses. And 2 chaotic dogs in the kitchen with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social youtu.be/uliBBvBolA0?...

Honey im hormmm

Oil wrestling some unsuspecting gogo boy twinks tonight at a local bar... i cant WAIT to see how this turns out.... for them 👀

Inanimate objects? The incomperable literary expertise of chuck tingle? This episode has EVERYTHING youtu.be/mb_Sk8yQyD4?... @pupamp.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

Inanimate objects? The incomperable literary expertise of chuck tingle? This episode has EVERYTHING youtu.be/mb_Sk8yQyD4?... @pupamp.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

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Its live! One of my absolute fav videos we've filmed yet with @pupamp.bsky.social <3

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes!!!

for copyright reasons I have been informed by my legal team that I may only identify as "Bob, A builder" rather than the alternative.

Opening my new space for open use here in SF for 3 days of PRIDE 😈 DM me if interested in coming!

Working my way through freehand recreating as many Damron Gude-era vintage San Francisco gay bar shirts as possible ❤️ #SanFrancisco

Gorilla mode activated 🦍🥩😈

how your email finds me this whole month 🌈

And another excellent episode of @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social from @pupamp.bsky.social and @sampsonnightly.bsky.social But no @mrkristofer.bsky.social this time 😔 A topic worth looking into as it addresses IODA youtu.be/D8ykfcH-JI8?... #porn #freewill #sexeducation #project2025

where my fellow gogo boys at? 👀💪

Talking about the dumpster fire that is the Mike Lee IODA proposition, as well as pro's and cons of living in a modern digital age, with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social this week! ❤️🐾❤️

Bonjour from Paris! 🇫🇷❤️

no thoughts head empty *bonk*

I still cant believe the lovely folks (GeckoDev) from Orgynizer made this gif of me. I've never been more honored hahahaha

totally normal meal prep day with your new big bro

Coach check in 5/19 Officially in the single digits % body fat club... feels so validating after working so fucking hard! #bodybuilding

I miss old bars having matchbooks... so I decided to make my new business cards a bit of a vintage-gay world throwback. Who wants a Sampson Nightly branded matchbook!?