So. My mechanic found out that the dealership sold me a car that actually needs $1220 in work done to it without disclosing any of it. And I had to get a window broken from thieves replaced. And I'm missing a month of work. If you can help, please do, because I'm pretty fucked. gofund.me/b81aa1626

Some days you just really feel like being Anton Chigurh-ed.

So. My mechanic found out that the dealership sold me a car that actually needs $1220 in work done to it without disclosing any of it. And I had to get a window broken from thieves replaced. And I'm missing a month of work. If you can help, please do, because I'm pretty fucked. gofund.me/b81aa1626

Bleh. I'm having a crash. I'm feeling burnout from doing nothing (except hyperfixating on a single hobby for weeks). I'm frustrated with everything, anxious about a lot. Little is feeling good. I'm relatively lonely. Been over a week since I got play. Nothing to do but ride it out but still, fuck.

Yeah, so, I reject a reality where Catherine O'Hara isn't alive and I'm going to need someone to fix this very bad no good mistake.

Ugh. I got off twice last night, and it seems as though I had stolen a load from my future self as tonight is a bust (or uh, lack of a bust, as it goes).

Someone I care about a lot but who cut me out of their life and probably just doesn't like me very much after some messiness occurred in a group dynamic is moving away and I just sent a long message saying goodbye to them. Always so scary pressing send but I need to say goodbye.

Horny level: raging rapids. And ain't no one gonna traverse the snow to put a dick in my body or an ass in my face. What's a girl to do.

I braved the winter wonderfuck for coffee and to see what the city was doing on its collective snow day. Glad I did. Something strangely communal about going through extreme weather with your neighbors.

If board game nerds are on B G A and want to add me, I'm here: boardgamearena.com/player?id=99...

Have you considered risking your personal well-being to brave the elements and come over to get naked with me?

5 concerts you've seen with women lead singers: Portishead OOIOO Windhand The Breeders Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Played my first game on BGA. Definitely cool that this is a free option that's out there to experience games. Played two quick games of this one and it's definitely as good as I expected. Came third first time, won my second time. boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/26...

Pre-blizzard crockpot chili: initiated!

Oh good. Nothing starts the day off quite like waking up to news of another execution of a citizen in broad daylight, on camera, by unaccountable masked paramilitary thugs of an authoritarian regime that is not being held accountable except by brave people risking their lives taking to the streets.

These motherfuckers on the apps today are really trying my goddamned patience. I wasn't even trying to look hard until I got roped into trying to set up a group situation at someone's hotel. Which opened up the floodgate to Fuckboi City. I'd like to retire from sex please.

The modern gay conundrum: do I put deodorant on after showering before sex?

Well. An expected break-in, the dealership selling me a car with a major issue they didn't disclose, and me not having a chance to set aside emergency car repair money as disability still isn't giving me my full amount means I gotta fundraise for repairs. Help/share if you can! gofund.me/f0f5a951f

Being alive in 2026. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS5D...

Waaaaaaah. I wanna jerk off but I'm too lazy to get up and close my door. Injustice reigns.

Sigh. You know my slutty ass drove across town in 15 degree weather with no driver's side window, wrapped in a blanket, just to go get some dick. But I haven't heard from this dude since I hooked up with him for the first time a month ago and he's SO CUTE.

My car was broken into on Saturday night. I closed my glove compartment after taking pictures. Today my glove compartment was hanging open again, so I assume some vulture tried to pick over the remains. I am now choosing violence until I can get my window replaced.

One of my goals this year is to play a lot more board games, including new games (50 minimum), and I'm getting a good start on it. I think a good way to get to do that would be through BoardGameArena, so if anyone would be interested in playing games through there, lemme know!

Wow. What a fucking delight. Went to my car to go work a little, and found some asshole busted the window of my car to ransack it for all the valuables I keep in it. A score for the ages: they absconded with some hand sanitizer, mouth wash, and my ability to make a living for a few days.

Hole pic.

Good god, my friend sure did rearrange my guts earlier. Maybe as close as I've gotten to cumming from getting fucked.

Ok, do we think the designers of this game have too many or too few kinky people on staff?

I really hope my roommate on the same floor as me can't hear the sound of my masturbator toy squishing when I'm jerking off. But if she can... oops, sorry girl, but uh. I'mma continue jerking off pretty much daily.

Enjoyed milking two loads out of this dick with my mouth over the course of an hour and a half.

Porn site translations are wild. Brazilian video in the grid about doing something to the "liability." Looked up Portuguese translations and turns out it can translate into "passivo." So. Liability = bottom. Got it.

I'd love to do a combo board game/record club meetup regularly. Probably not viable with my current social circle and stuff, though. Also, it can be hard to concentrate on both at once although still can work. But maybe someday!

Someone I was friends with when I was younger and liked a whole lot just lost his partner (both fairly young people) and he's clearly devastated and my heart is breaking for him. He was such a good dude when I knew him. What a hard thing it is to be a person in this world.

God, what an unexpectedly slutty day. Hooked up with four dudes. Got bred twice, and swallowed three loads (got two loads out of the last guy over an hour and a half of worshipping his dick). Was supposed to hook up with another guy but he got held up at work.

I want hoes in the same area code.

Fuck every single person in this administration. Fuck every single person who still supports this administration. Fuck every single person who didn't do the bare minimum to prevent this administration from taking power (<deep sigh> unless they're willing to get on board to stop it now).

Help a new author out and buy my book on amazon <3. Please help me with my dream. Don't have a review for it yet on amazon and really need one. a.co/d/3iV0qMX

Every time. Him: "Are you disease free/clean?" Me: "I'm on PrEP and doxy and tested negative in the last <timeframe>" Him: "Cool." Reciprocate information motherfucker. People don't care if they might give you something so long as you don't give them something.

Was telling someone about this Brazilian post-punk comp I listened to a bunch in college (and got made fun of for being that kind of hipster fuck by a friend). Listening to my fav track on it and I'm realizing it sounds like Brazilian post-punk Mr. Bungle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Nl...

<Dark Souls voice> LOAD WASTED

It’s 2026 babes. Graphic media tag: blood, gore, violence Adult tag: sexual nudity, sex, porn I believe in us!

I honestly kind of hate the question "any kinks?" It just kind of feels like a lead up to asking if I'm into their particular kink without them specifically asking about that kink. I dunno, man, what's a kink to you? I'm more slutty than kinky, but somewhat opened minded. Just ask the damn thing.

I'm not above eating raw spinach right out the bag with my bare hands when I need some vegetables in my body and don't have it in me to make a proper salad or wrap or whatever. I am available, fellas.

When cat won't let you compute.

I dunno how much I enjoy the four person Commander format, y'all. It's so much waiting. Like, I like the mechanics of the game, but I honestly feel like I enjoy it more online as a game, but enjoy the in-person company more too. I can't keep all that info in my head and admin gets so tedious.

The guy in the hot tub last night was a fucking SPECIMEN. All the right curves in all the right places with a cute face and chill vibe. Just floating peacefully waiting for me to feast my eyes upon him. He got out and I got to see his perfect huge ass before he walked out of my life (...for now?)

Fuck these monsters.

You know my white ass has watched to much porn when I jerk off and shoot a huge load into my rag that runs back down all over my dick and I just quietly, involuntarily mutter "leche" to myself.

Hey. Nerds. What are your favorite board/card/tabletop (non-RPG edition) games?

The swipe-to-change-profile feature on dating apps is so unnecessary. I can pick a profile out of the grid to look at. I'm not scrolling through a magazine. The only function this feature serves is to make me look at a profile I didn't intend to when my finger accidentally swipes across the screen.