Today has been running annoying errands and listening to Grizzly Bear (in honor of them playing their first show in ages and them being good morning music) and D'Angelo (in honor of his tragic passing).

Will I Hollow Knight my playthrough of Silksong*? Only time will tell! *get 100% but give up on the final boss

Once again, I feel obligated to share photographic evidence of everyone's favorite cryptid: my dick.

Man, my jerk off sessions are taking too long lately. Spending too much time hunting down exactly what I feel like cumming to. May be best to just, like, take a day or two and let it build.

Fat boy dick and fat boy ass. Just needed to say that.

Haven't posted any nudes for awhile, so here, have some thigh meat. (Kindly ignore the marks from sitting in an office chair naked.)

So now I'm pretty much over that respiratory infection and once again properly horny.

<youth pastor voice> Maybe you need to spend less time investing in Nasty Pig and more time investing in your nasty Lord and savior.

Spell your name with movie titles Paris Texas After Hours Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Repo Man In The Mouth Of Madness City Of Lost Children, Then Killer Of Sheep

Guess it's time to jerk my dick yet again.

That P*tchfork best rap albums list that just came out is certainly something. On one hand, no one probably needs a recycled canon list. On the other hand, that one is bafflingly incoherent and is trying to split too many differences. Just a weird hodgepodge that feels very 2025.

Took me like 70 hours but my mediocre gamer ass beat Act 2 of Silksong. I'm a decent way towards unlocking Act 3 but decided to at least see how bad the final boss was and get that ending. She was pretty manageable. So I'll likely at least get into Act 3. Will I fully finish it? We'll see...

Truly was not expecting to fight a super aggressive sword wielding penis in Silksong, and yet, here we are.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

Y'all, it's taken 2 1/2 years but I've finally been approved for disability. It's a major sign of relief to have some kind of financial flooring beneath me to keep me from totally falling and I'll finally have a small bit of autonomy back in my life.

As the calluses on my fingers can attest, I've made it past Act 1 of Silksong. An unsurprisingly amazingly crafted game so far, but so much suffering. Which I'm starting to think at least plays into the themes of the game at least. But damn.

Need a nude body next to mine.

Help, I need an adult, Silksong is brutalizing me.

It's a good time to keep inside thoughts you might have where they belong lest they be weaponized against you or others.

I think about the fact that I once met David Lynch at a signing for the release of the Inland Empire DVD and I told him "thank you for being you" and he said the same thing back to me in his typical Lynch bellow and it feels like the kind of special experience that makes being a person worthwhile.

Wild to actually finally be playing Silksong.

All these bear tops are out here looking for a slim...

Arrrggggh. The plus side of getting dragged to Magic events by friends is you'll see some of the hottest nerds in existence almost every single time. The down side is you can't just stop and grope and make out with them.

I'll do this shit because I'm an obnoxious music snob who likes to show off my impeccable taste to people who (rightfully) could not give a shit less. Just gonna do them regardless of likes at my leisure.

My flesh should be in close personal contact with your flesh. Do better.

Made it through another dumb fucking day.

The mood today.

At the end of the day, it still just feels like the only fucking things that matters for 90% of guys is the size of your dick. Like it's just a pass/fail test, and if you don't pass, then you have no right to even be human.

Sometimes, life makes it harder to be a slut. But hoeing, uh, finds a way.

I offer face and I offer ass.

Been trying to use my dildos to see if I can achieve that whole prostate orgasm thing but I don't think I have the proper technique (plus my weight/back issues makes it really hard to reach my ass in general). Might have to actually get a prostate massager at some point to try.

I haven't played in a minute, but sometime I should try to get a bunch of you cute nerdy boys to play Blood on the Clocktower online with me.

Commission me like one of your French furries.

When you see an account on Tinder using the pics of one of the hosts of a podcast you used to listen to...

Dude on Grindr had been trying to get me to blow him for ages, could never make it work. Finally did recently. Said he could stay hard and shoot multiple loads. First time got 4 out of him. Second time got 5. I give credit to his stamina, but also to my cocksucking abilities.

The one that inspired my display name is up there. Pretty impossible to narrow it down to just one though.

I think baby's got his first (noticeable) hemorrhoid.

I'm so tired of feeling like this. It's unbearable.

I suppose I should listen to some Mastodon.

You know life isn't a meritocracy because I suck dick too good to not be getting paid for it.

Is there a better high than the hitting-poppers-and-sucking-dick high? Just pure pig heaven.

Fuck JK Simmons, pass it on.

I'm a simple man. I would just like to fall asleep on someone's meaty thigh with their balls in my face.

Make a band food: Butthole Surfers

I know everyone thinks their youth was the best time to be a youth, but feeling nostalgic for the days when Nazis and self-described white nationalists felt they had to hide and dog whistle and generally lay low instead of blaring their toxic shit through the loudest megaphone possible.

I think I have a case of the feral.

Anyone in Pittsburgh wanna escort a cute boy to a show for his birthday in mid October?

Can I please spend several hours naked and fucking around with someone? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It's great to be slutty, but damn, it sure would be nice if I could actually meet guys I'm into that are into me enough for us to be all over each other like feral beasts, and make out, and be intimate, and cuddly, and like, all the things. Sucking rando dick at the bathhouse only takes you so far.

I am become Sweat, destroyer of pores.