I regret inventing podcasts.

After more than a dozen series rewatches, I think my favorite thing about the Sopranos is how much the writers despise young people.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.

This is because it is correct.

“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends

No more dream sequences in horror movies. You want something scary and cool looking to happen? Grow a spine and MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR REAL.

thinking about the time like 12 years ago, a roommate of mine hit a pipe of unknown contents at a leather bar and then was sick for a week straight and kept saying that he thought he had smoked boogers

Ahh, “hot”. The “loud” of temperature

Being a podcaster means every day they tell you “you should do video,” “you should start streaming,” “you should have episode topics with broad appeal,” and you just have to sit there and take it. No fucking more. This is one of the most important eps we’ve ever done.

Having a take, or an “opinion,” on the Avatar movies is so embarrassing. Grow up.

ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ….ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ɢʟᴏᴄᴋᴇɴꜱᴘɪᴇʟ ᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ꜱʏɴᴛʜᴇꜱɪᴢᴇʀ !

Same way I found out about Epstein

[taking the gun barrel out of my mouth] Fine. ONE more week.

Saw I Am Legend at the court square theater and this little autistic kid was sitting right in front of me and he kept going “Meep meep!” like the road runner and then farting.

the terms of service of every web site prohibit you from saying what would fix everything

You know how cats have that parasite that makes you crazy? Turns out dogs have one too but it just makes you a better person. www.cell.com/iscience/ful...

This is not so much a problem to be solved as a choice we’ve all made. We wanted less cultural gatekeeping. A la carte payments to individual creators are an inevitable and necessary consequence of that dream coming true.

But when I do it I get banned from the gym?

Sucks that the technology that enabled the democratization of mass cultural production also had civilization-destroying downsides. Can’t win em all, I guess

I want to see this man eaten by the scarab beetles from Da Mummy

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/

Nothing gold can stay

My nephews are old enough to play D&D now so I run a game for them whenever I visit my family back home. This year for Thanksgiving we used @oneshotrpg.bsky.social ‘s World Building Deck and it was GREAT. Liked it so much I gave them a deck and got another one to keep. Absolutely loved it.

Cheap times at good show

Starbucks to pay $35M to NYC workers after city alleges years of abuses https://gothamist.com/news/starbucks-to-pay-35m-to-nyc-workers-after-city-alleges-years-of-abuses

We’re having to change health insurance for the first time since my wife got her MS diagnosis and trying to figure out which plans from which providers cover which life-saving drugs is -borderline impossible -psychological torture -intentionally designed to be both of the above

Trump is turning into the leader of a lost starfleet colony

BROKE INTO THE OLD APARTMENT

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

I feel like I am looking at a five dimensional object

Rachel Maddow singing old Italian songs at Vesuvio like Uncle Junior after Dick Cheney’s funeral.

FINALLY some good news

Yoo LA friends who can help a charming and exotic (Bri’ish!) friend out??

are the fae open source

Big flock of I think grackles filled the whole well of the block today the sound of takeoff was like god pulling a sheet off a big statue

Starbucks is on strike and they are calling for a universal boycott. If I see a Starbucks cup in your hand I will slap the scab outta you

no fan of the guy, but it's a bridge too far to also release epstein's old forum posts IMO

Fuck yeah, hell yeah