I know things seem bad but it’s important to remember that they actually are bad and are much worse than you’re emotionally equipped to admit. Also they will not get better in your lifetime or the lifetime of anyone who remembers you.

a'ight, imma head out

People always laugh and call me "Toblerone freak" for having 100 crates of Toblerone in my living room but it's like lmfaooo we'll see who's laughing if we get invaded by aliens whose only weakness is hypersexuality and they have triangular pussies

Love the Pitt but could have gone the rest of my life without hearing the phrase “badass self care”

News used to be better

i've been microdosing expired chinese benzos and silica gel packs and have discovered all 16 major future possibilities across trillions of timelines

So good. A white hot iteration of the mamdani maneuver while Hasan looms behind like a 7ft tall comp lit professor who could split a coconut open with his bare hands. He looks like if Gilgamesh wrote for the Atlantic. Love that guy.

I’m fascinated watching normies discover the delusional pathology of modern fandom by witnessing the The Pitt boards break containment. Media discourse skipped over the mass delusion at the end of Stranger Things, but as it repeats, and escapes genre boundaries, they can’t ignore it.

taking a much needed break from current events to read Dune, a story about a decaying decadent sociopathic patriarch going to war with desert-dwelling religious zealots, led by the son of a guy he killed, over the resource that underpins civilization-wide trade.

Bushwick Dawn Chorus report: Our home team, house sparrows. Nature’s lil cravat purchaser, the white throated sparrow. American Robin (badabapapa, I’m loving it) European starling, buongiorno! And my beak titty goth girlfriend, one lone grackle.

DTF St. Louis is the most perfect thing I’ve seen in a long time. Every element is just staggering to me. What a show.

Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!

Trump's war with the Catholic Church has taken a new turn. The head of the US military chaplains has called the war in Iran unjust and is calling on service people to refuse immoral and unjust orders. This is unprecedented. My latest. charlieangus.substack.com/p/church-sen...

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

puzzle report connections: 1m minute cryptic: 5m redactle: 4 words

Mixing and mastering music you made 3 years ago is spiritually devastating. I’m gonna be a Cenobite after this.

you could probably groan a little, come on

todays puzzle results connections: 12 seconds minute cryptic: 7 seconds redactle: 6 words Send me to Iran and I will fix it

BREAKING: Julio Torres has gained 50lbs of muscle in preparation for Chloe Zhao's upcoming E2ernals. He joins Chris Flemming, Caleb Hearon, and Anya Taylor-Joy who have all also gained 50lbs of muscle. Together they will make up the Teen Eternals, hailed as "the next generation of Eternals."

I’m gonna spurt.

i got two redactles in a row in under 10 words. yesterday I got it in four. I'm changing. I'm...evolving?

There is no way to know for certain if the No Kings rallies are good or bad, but it is objectively funny that in countries with a king they changed "No Kings!" to "Some Kings!" so as not to make the king feel bad.

Was reminded of Lightnail this morning and upon review it remains one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

It’s Friday night fam you know what that mean

Today in History: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock

This frog’s prophecies are BULLSHIT

Anti-matter just became trivially easy to steal. I bet the driver isn’t even armed.

I wish that there was one good thing to do on-line

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

DTF St. Louis is a masterpiece that we simply don’t deserve.

Still saying it. Wife in tears.

The entrées are served. Everyone says “oh wow” and “Oooh.” I wait until the reactions begin to die, look at my food, and say “uhh..Grok, is this REAL!?” Topical, silly, punches up. Perfect dinner joke. Everyone laughs. They laugh not knowing they will hear me say this again 10,000 times tonight.

Never seen peanut butter go bad. Suspicious.

One visit, for one dose, of one drug.

glad to see she's getting work <3

[Me being reborn] Yay! Weeee! Yippeee! [Me, having to first, of course, die] Oh noooo.

We have to breathe *so much* but instead it should be like eating or taking a shower think about it

You really don't hear the word "evil" as much as you'd expect to. Lot's of evil people doing evil things lately. I am of course talking about the manager at Sweetgreen who insists they don't have a returns policy for the part of the salad I was too full to finish.

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

The Internet was such a bad idea.

Look for the neutral terminators.

no one on earth doing it like connor o'malley right now, absolutely unmissable www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJER...

I will remember playing this game for the first time for the rest of my life. You have to get this.