This game will change your life. It’s a masterpiece and I think it’s going to be the state of the art for a long, long time.

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

ah the human pageant. lol lmao

My three favorite sketches are Book Guy, Dipping Areas, and Tiny Elvis.

Doing this with the Dungeon Masters Guide and immediately getting a six figure patreon.

They should replace Platner with the actual sword of Damocles. There’s no rule that says they can’t.

I just bought all the big Mallory McMorrow heads on eBay.

fireWOKES... at the fourth of D.E.I.

strengthening my pelvic floor with

Let’s go around the fireworks and each say what we’re thankful for.

No platform should allow comments of any kind. Commenting should be illegal. Death penalty.

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

Good god why are drum machines so expensive. Has it always been like this?

Put me inside you(r ears)

every time he opened his mouth he almost died. just drowning in juices between the legs of the air

After reading the below piece (you should too) I thought I remembered the authors name and searched for where I had heard it before. Sure enough, it was Ezra Klein suspending them from Vox for supporting direct action against Trump. Today Lil Ezra hosted Chris Rufo on his NYT podcast.

Finally saw Obsession. Holy smokes what a picture. It deeply understands the cinematic power of having a person move around a little weird.

It’s Hard to Be a Dog

I would simply shoot the medieval peasant the head, with a gun. It’s faster, reliable, and means one more dorito chip for me, The Efficient Peasant Murderer.

Jesus Christ this is *great* lareviewofbooks.org/article/dang...

Tough competition but the funniest line in Young Frankenstein is “He was my boyfriend!”

Dungeons and Dragons Guys gotta be the most long-winded motherfuckers of all time

We were super proud to be able to host this account of the citizen response to the Belfast pogrom by Lee Hurley. Please give it a listen.

A great Husband’s Delight has occured. Second only to the time she asked me to explain Dune, my wife has asked that we watch the original Highlander (1986).

Acting.

The X-Files is a badass show. Everything that it does is so badass. Often when I’m watching it I think “that is badass.”

I’ve heard of “see” food but THIS!?

starting anew sketchbook with #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Red Skelton should do The Muppet Show!

New York I love you.

Hi I'm the faceless one that's Mexican.

”The Director of National Intelligence was acting at the direction of an obscure Hindu cult you’ve never heard of” is up there with “DOGE was led by a teenager involved in a Nazi-Satanist child abuse network” in terms of True Facts That Will Make You Sound Unhinged If You Say Them Out Loud

I’ve had just about enough of all this*. *you, specifically

congrats to the knicks but im worried new yorkers are going to end up with a false sense of superiority after all this

Classical Chinese for the Ten Thousand-Year Reign of Zohran Mamdani: 凡帝王之將興也,天必先見祥乎下民 “Whenever an emperor or a king is about to rise, Heaven will first send down signs to the people below."

The cretinous French slenderman defeated, he returns to The Crack, a hole between the worlds where all the chaos creatures were born.

If it goes to game 7 they should play in a neutral place: the Strait of Hormuz.

embarrass the slender man and his illiterate cowboy state

somebody need to ***** him inm da head

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

so like anytime you go in the ocean, even just a little bit, this can happen

Dont show me the alien in the commercial you dickheads

saw this one today

Stephen King's editor:

I'm at the Pizza Hut I'm at the

Yall seen Pie Hell

BIIIIGG stretch for a little killdeer - extra bonus for the feet fans! tell feetsky! onlyfeets! 🐣 🪶

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy