Elder Island have a new album coming out soon and their opener is both a banger and much more moving than I anticipated. youtu.be/_5StdGODy38?...

I am in Liverpool and the bus just drove past a pub called The Blob Shop. Errrrr

remember this out of no where in the shower this morning and had a big laugh

Babysitting a 9-year-old (manageable) a 4-year-old (feral) and a cocker spaniel (also feral) overnight. Mildly nervous.

there's a giant MICHAEL film poster in wood green and there are constant michael jackson musical posters i keep seeing on the tube, and i feel like there's a been a real concerted effort to brain wipe how bad he was as a person, but it feels especially weird during the time of the epstein files etc

Good tree alert.

I have removed one (1) bathroom tile. It took about ten minutes and a lot of strength. There's a tiny chance I may need to leave this to a professional.

"Got the pic of the red card incident for you boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked."

As you might expect this was such a delightful show and I feel very validated to see my autistic grump-face recognised by a fellow practitioner. 🙏 (that's a reference to the show, not me being rude about the poster!)

With I, Daniel Blake back in the news, reminded of Jackie's poem as a counteract of sorts. I miss her so much. youtu.be/uJgefSaswKY?...

Sorry Utd pals but I'm quite glad you lost given the absolute cheek-to-jowl tram ride back was extremely subdued. (I would have walked but I had a bag of groceries and ankle boots on. I'M JUST A GIRL.)

god I'm sorry but also can't yanks stop being so fucking lame, Buzzballs are not "high alcohol", we were drinking vodka from the bottle as teens, a tiny little ball of pre-mixed cocktail is fine, jesus christ

Always enjoy unintentionally cheering up a fella in the shop for whom I need to reach a high shelf object.

the devil just blinked

Cock and balls, which idiot forgot to check the fixtures and needs to get super close to Old Trafford right in time for game night? Halp

I believe the phrase is "Hang it in the Louvre"

I have a missed call from, according to google, the Brindley Theatre in Runcorn - a place I've never been and have no association with. Called them back and no one's there. Burning with curiosity. WHY. (probably a wrong number but...?!)

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

the artemis ii crew waking up tomorrow

Yeah obviously delighted with the result, team effort, I thought we used the space really well, happy to have negotiated that tricky last few minutes at home

I do also enjoy when the TL is half awe and sincerity, the other half extremely silly jokes. That's the balance I like.

there are no easy space flights at this level but the lads did well, shout out to the planet for coming out

SPLASHDOOOOOWN

Had no idea #artemisii was sponsored by Tunnock's Teacakes!

god that's a sphincter-tightening 6 mins at mission control, eh. #raresentences #artemisii

Operation Ceiling Strip continueth and is picking up pace (even if I'm slightly worried I've fucked up the plaster underneath). Putting down a marker now: I will FINISH THE FUCKER by end of the weekend. Let's gooooooo

I'm sorry, what?! Check out whose house it was, too. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Once again wondering what the hell goes on at pharmacies given there are four staff in the back rifling through drawers with no one up front as a queue forms.

Continued on Operation Ceiling Paint Strip until my arms and legs started to sieze up. It's taking forever but I WILL GET THAT FUCKER DONE. (am spraying with soapy water and that's helping a lot)

I just love my friends so much, you know? Have you told your friends you love em recently? How's the chat looking? Phoned em for a gab in the last few weeks? Hung out in person if you can? You should do that. You should definitely do that. Humans are made to live and love and be in community.

That’s Smee in the corner

Hulme views.

He is a child of the sky, the firmament is his to do what he desires with. Be merciful Sky Child!

my emotional support idiot has Logged On™

Reid Wiseman on #Artemis II: "We have Earth out window 4 and Moon out window 3... the Moon is about 3-4 times the size of the Earth and it is almost full, and the Earth is just a small crescent out there... it's magnificent... such a majestic view out here" Mission Control: "Amaze, amaze, amaze!"

Completely missed that the Artemis 2 commander is called REID WISEMAN. What a main character name.

🎵White wine in the sun 🎵

1-1 Cheltenham-Cambridge which was achieved via a 90+1 own goal from their goalie, because we are A Mess.

The Leaning Plum Tree of Gloucestershire (/my parents' garden).

It is a thrilling and joyous thing, overall, to live to see another spring.

1km Lido swim, fun and cuddles with my nieces, pub lamb roast, wine, chocolate, nail-biting football match, hot bath. Top tier Easter-ing.

Herrick going down the tunnel before penalties, if he’s anything like me it was to throw up

I would simply not leave a cup tie early and risk missing extra time.

Show us Danny Dyer!

What is it with some football managers having atrocious haircuts and/or dye jobs? Do they not have anyone in their lives to be honest with them? yes I am watching West Ham-Leeds

I hope you all had as fruitful an Easter as my youngest niece.

He is Rizzo

You're all very against misinformation until you're not, eh.

If this man was indeed involved, it'd be quite the impressive judicial Darwin award move to get nicked by the police at his CO-DEFENDENTS' FIRST COURT HEARING. You'd presumably rather be...anywhere else? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...