Every football related advert has two opposing fans telling each other that their team is going to beat the others. This is the opposite of real life. Every conversation in real life is two fans arguing over who's more shite

The IDF executed two Palestinian men in Jenin. They verified that they were unarmed, told them to walk back to the building, and then shot them dead.

God bless Ashley for correcting me that it's lowercase and saving me from humiliation

Finally, one of these modern quickly-made Christmas films with an honest title

I'm looking to catch up on any Oscar contenders I might have missed, that are on Prime/Netflix/Apple. I've got Frankenstein, Train Dreams and After the Hunt on my list. Any others I might have missed?

For my money, the best episode of Community and one of the best episodes of anything ever

If you're a fan of Toni Collette, this is the episode for you...

Clip from our most recent episode with @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social 💡

My 2 cents on the Scotland goals: Mctominay's is technically the best McLean's is the most rewatchable Tierney's is my favourite

Very odd feeling to be a spectator for a playoff draw. Not having to form some form of sentence like 'well, yeah, obviously being drawn against a team made up of 11 Adriano's from Pro Evo 6 isn't ideal, we just have to take our chances'

I'm sorry but that's simply not good enough from Shankland. No taps in allowed. Wondergoals only

Massive outage of loads of popular websites. Outlook and Teams still working though fs

Very fun episode this week! Many embarrassing stories shared 🕺🏻

‘They have total impunity’: West Bank settler violence surges after Gaza ceasefire

Out the train window I saw a guy in a field in a high vis jacket with his arms out and I thought, wonder what he's doing. Anyway it was a scarecrow. I am intellectually equal to birds

Steve Clarke: “We gave Greece too many openings” Sky Sports: “Clarke bemoans easy Greece chances” Sky Sports Halo: “omg sis greece lowkey ate and left no crumbs it’s giving mountain to climb 🎀”

Belarus do you want shagged

Belarus do you like doing other nations favours

Clip from this week's pod episode 💡

Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!

As someone who recommended to my dad that he might like The Chair Company, I sure hope he never brings it up to me ever again

What would you say is the maximum amount of snacks it's fair to take after you give blood. Because last time I was there I saw a guy take 5 separate items and I thought...hmm maybe overstepping the mark there buddy

💡 New episode! Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...

Eagle eyed listeners may spot our poster on Sauchiehall Street. It's very subtle and tasteful.

Jack Whitehall telling a story on Graham Norton about performing at a Monaco jewellery event.... lol. Good way to show you're a man of the people after playing the Riyadh fest

Maybe didn't need to defend tax avoidance but my back was against the wall in the debate

Zohran Mamdani meeting his wife on Hinge is a bit like when you see a screenshot of someone winning £200,000 on a random £3 acca. Like sure, you can download the Bet365 app, but that was just a one time thing

The novel: she was plain of face, not very pretty at all The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin

MIRANDA: I voted Mamdani, he's the only human one CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

On this week's pod we were assigned abysmal things to argue in favour of, so please forgive me for defending scrolling on your phone at the cinema 😔

On the one hand, well done Joe for working it out. On the other, there's only 4 folk left to pick from. Harder to get it wrong at this point

Cat: I'm just a sleepy autistic duck guys cmon zzzz honk shoo honk shoo quack

Mark Bonnar’s head has made it to the end #celebrityTraitors

Is it too late to go as waxwork Clare Balding's head for Halloween

Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:

Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else

'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'

The faithfuls celebrating

Big Dog Theory™ hive rise up!!

Long throws in eh All the rage this season eh They cause chaos in the box right enough eh Mind Stoke used to do them eh That boy Delap eh Ballboys with towels eh It'll be something else next week eh

I'm noticing a lot of prize/giveaways/raffles/lottery type things these days. Giving away houses and cars etc. What's all that about then

Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol

"The Right in 2025 Sounds a Lot Like the Nazis in 1925" Today’s far right may know it’s wrong to talk about a “superior race,” so it just frames it as a “superior culture” instead: zeteo.com/p/the-right-...

[Back to the Future 2025] Marty: doc are you trying to tell me...that my mom...is lowkey fw me fr? Doc Brown: yes and I don't know how to fix it Marty: my goat's washed!

I'll hold my hands up that my improv skills were rusty for the first ten mins here but I thought I found my groove once the first spirit took over my body 🎃

💡 New episode out now! "Séance & Séance-ability" Prepare yourselves for some spookily terrible impressions! Available wherever you get your podcasts 👻 linktr.ee/ivegotanidea...

Scottish football fans thought they were in for a quiet night. This is like when you're heading to bed but then see Con Air is just starting on ITV2

Danny Röhl's wife: you did that darling

"The nursing union has urged the government to stop using anti-migrant rhetoric, which it said was putting staff at risk." Disgusting that this is necessary. On my last hospital trip nurses were from Nigeria, Zambia, Scotland, & Botswana. All were terrific. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...