Doing a sketch on an airplane, having Nicola Coughlan introduce them wearing a flight attendant uniform...and then not playing Learn To Fly?? Bizarre!

Carrying a jumper around all day in the sun is a small price to pay for the 30 mins you get to wear it when it cools down and you totally jumpermog all the losers who thought they could tshirtmaxx with no consequences

Call me old school but I think Park Run should be for EVERYONE. As long as you're a bit of a gimp, you're allowed to run! Nuff said

Not to be too 'we Scots, we're something else' about it but funny that the majority of the I'm A Celeb drama this year seems to be stemming from the fact someone called someone else a cunt a few times. In Scotland we call that a productive workplace dialogue

My friend's wife has been diagnosed with glioblastoma. She has been approved for specialist treatment in Germany, which would offer her the chance to see her boys grow up. Please do me a favour and share this. Any donations are massively appreciated. www.justgiving.com/page/kimberl...

[Sam Fender and Olivia Dean if they were your bosses at work] don't cc me in

ADF is a Trump aligned anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-woman patriarchal Christian right hate group and not someone any feminist would work with. But then again, transphobia has always been a men's rights movement in drag.

When I was younger, if I was out a run and went past some of the young team, I'd always get a 'run Forrest run' shouted at me. It was nice, in a way. Reliable. Now they just shout things like 'wanker' and 'nonce'. I'm not even sure which film they're quoting

Maybe her tour dates don't line up but I would think Holly Humberstone would be a slam dunk for SNL UK

*JK Rowling as the Sorting Hat* hmmm...gentle....funny....female-coded energy...I allow you to be....a WOMAN!

Sorry it just is not reasonable or workable for the use of someone’s pronouns to be contingent on how personable you find them. Think through the implications of that for a moment, or consider what it would look like to apply that requirement to any other form of address or name.

My hot take is that if you run a marathon for charity, amazing, good on you. If you run something like 30 marathons in 30 days for charity, marathons are clearly not that hard for you and you should do something else, no donation from me

Michael trailer be like 'FINALLY the full story that HIS ESTATE has AGREED upon'

New episode of the pod with the wonderful @undeniablyalex.bsky.social We're guessing drinks and, more importantly, having fun Available everywhere but here's Spotify link: open.spotify.com/episode/08ww...

[film producer who hates money] we gotta put Jared Leto in this picture

Finally I can release my own story, "The Blackmail I Did and How I Did It", and people will like me again

Clip from this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social . Twitter beefs, we've all had 'em

[guy who killed you foreign language teacher] you would all be speaking German if it wasn't for me

Greggs: one novelty bun, that's £1.40 Greggs outlet: six novelty buns, that's 56p. Do you want them heated up

New episode of our pod! 💡 open.spotify.com/episode/3Iys...

Paris art curator: put this up on the wall of the biggest art museum in the city Assistant: would it kill you to say it just once

'She was only a miniature wife you sick fuck!'

For RRRMMM heads: I'm doing a set at The Graveyard Shift in Diggers on 7th May alongside @anniebrechin.bsky.social and Grant Robertson. Gonna read some poems!

'Susan Smith, one of the three directors of FWS, also called for some of Scotland’s equality organisations to be defunded.....she singled out organisations such as Rape Crisis Scotland' Feminism! www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

Army advert there with the guy going 'I thought I was too shy to join the army'. Fs. You should've just stayed that way my guy. Being shy is fine! Shy Guy, classic Mario Kart driver

The President of the USA declaring that "a whole civilisation will die tonight" is not something that arrives out of a vacuum. It is precipitated by the widespread international failure to hold USA, Israel, and their allies including the UK, accountable for their actions for many decades

Delighted to have @thelaurendick.bsky.social on the pod this week to discuss past, present and future trends! Listen here on Spotify or wherever you get your pods: open.spotify.com/episode/2wFn...

Having recently sat on a jury dealing with a road rage incident, I can tell you this phenomenon has less to do with our media and justice system and more to do with drivers on the jury getting *very* defensive over how low the threshold is for driving to be considered dangerous.

Average UK news article: 'Driver kills 14 while being 9 times over the limit. He has been sentenced to 6 months in prison and he has been banned from driving a car for the rest of the day'

Earth is still reinventing herself, what's your excuse?

For research purposes, can people please comment if they ever played: - Manhunt - Hunt the C*nt - Helpy

Commenting 'let people enjoy things' below my friends engagement announcement

If you've gone through your whole life with a fetish for nuclear submarine captains, you've got to take your opportunities when they present themselves

Wait, hang on a second, have I got this correct...Italy aren't getting to play at the World Cup, just because they played poorly and didn't qualify? While other smaller nations played better and qualified? Something has to be done about this

Genuinely curious what you do with 12 tonnes of stolen KitKats

As an early Easter present - here is episode 8, with Dr. Renzo Guinto - @renzoguinto.bsky.social - on Climate Justice in Global Health! Listen to the full episode here, with links to Spotify and Apple Podcasts: notiphied.riverside.com Thanks for being on a show!

The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis. Experts are predicting that Black Sheep Coffee may only be able to open 80-90 new UK locations this year.

New episode of @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social 💡 Our Producer David has come up with a video game quiz, play along at home if that sounds like your kinda thing open.spotify.com/episode/5zYH...

This is Apartheid. It's morally disgusting - and comes at the same time as Israel is committing an ongoing genocide. To see the Labour Government defend Israel repeatedly will horrify the British public - it cannot go on like this.

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

Babe, good news. ASOS just emailed. There's still time to review our last purchase

Can someone please do a poll of all British army and navy members and see how many of them signed up because they saw an advert at the cinema before a film

Checked my weather app a minute ago and it was just 400 question marks. Is that good

Scotland fans shouting at McLean to shoot when he was on the halfway line, good patter

My theory is that Scotland have a Samson thing going on. The more players who grow their hair out, the better we play. Short back and sides must be banned.

*Harry Hill voice* well I like Chappell Roan, and I like Britain's Strictest Headteacher...

Hang on, she says she teaches children who identify as cats, and now holograms? Has anyone checked that she hasn't just been watching Red Dwarf and thought it was real?

DEL BOY: this fings triffic, I don't understand why you don't use it, a computer whizz like you RODNEY: Derek, I am fully aware of the uses and limitations of Chat GPT, and I'm telling you, you're using it too much DEL BOY: I just typed in what you said and, according to Chat GPT, you're a wally

Castor Semenya: "I have carried this weight. So have other women of colour who deserved better from sport. Reintroducing genetic screening is not progress — it is walking backwards. Women’s sport does not need this. It needs to be abuse-free... This is just exclusion with a new name."