Be careful out there.

garden eels

If wrestling is fake explain THIS

The only schism I recognise

This movie whipped incredible ass. At one point the main character used a hammer to build a tower out of men. I think that's a selling point. You should see movies where they do that.

MrsH has a new courtesy car while ours in in the garage and the adapted hand controls are really weird. You know those telescopic pickled onion grabber doodads? Well imagine using one to drive your car.

your birth month = your papaya plaza villager!

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

What if we kissed at the capybara noodle joint #art #capybara #noodles

Some iterations of this logo I went through before landing on one I was happy with.

Man alive, Emma D’Arcy in House of the Dragon S3 is *phenomenal*

"Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image"

That’s a risk I’m willing to take

Policy suggestion: 100 year moratorium on the use of the song That’s The Way Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh I Like It by KC and the Sunshine Band in any commercial whatsoever.

Last few hours!

There’s currently 30% off all shirts in my Redbubble shop right now which is good news as you’ve probably sweated through all of yours and it’s either buy more or do the laundry. www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

Fancy a pint?

What if we kissed at the capybara noodle joint #art #capybara #noodles

yee-meow

The Furious is everything even the most jaded action movie fan would want it to be. An absolute whirlwind of fists, feet and hammers. Starts off at 11 and only gets madder. Everything you’ve heard is true and then some. Peak fucking Cinema.

Trying to survive the heatwave be like

Fair warning I am going to be wanging on about this movie as much as I do about The Night Comes For Us (which you should also watch).

The Furious is everything even the most jaded action movie fan would want it to be. An absolute whirlwind of fists, feet and hammers. Starts off at 11 and only gets madder. Everything you’ve heard is true and then some. Peak fucking Cinema.

Introducing........ The Pigeon Bag!!!! 🎉🐦 Available for preorder this Saturday, National Pigeon Day! 🪶

here‘s a little otter to help you cool down 🦦 painted by me in procreate 🧡 #cuteart

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Me and MrsH are seeing The Furious this evening at the Watershed and I am hyped for the movie but less enthused by having to go out in what is still very warm weather, especially around the yahoos you usually find on the Bristol harbourside of a Saturday night

Current obsession youtu.be/JWiDauyEDv0?...

That’s better.

Off to get me head shaved and about time too

My dad played Bob Dylan pretty much exclusively until I left home. Mum barely got a look in but she had terrible taste in music* so I didn’t mind too much *Englebert Humperdinck and Telly Savalas

did a little illustration in anticipation of Maine and Portcon!! I will have little stickers of it :)

Happy Pride everyone!

NSFW artist's truth.

Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback

Everybody needs sunscream. #art #Heatwave

thanks trauma butterfly

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Everybody needs sunscream. #art #Heatwave

Putting the details of my diabetic eye screening appointment into my phone calendar and autocorrect changed it to ‘diabetic eye screaming’ which honestly, fair.

The worst thing about an owl in the microwave is the way they can maintain eye contact

There’s currently 30% off all shirts in my Redbubble shop right now which is good news as you’ve probably sweated through all of yours and it’s either buy more or do the laundry. www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

These weather apps getting a bit personal #art #cuteart #comic #cat

I can keep going all day on carbs. #art #cuteart #bread #train

Sandy brown or bright orange? 🤔

"In my professional experience, if she smiles, it means she thinks this band is good as hell and she wants more. If she cries, well, she just needs to give it a chance. It grows on you. I don’t know how to explain it."

Tony Jaa didn’t fold himself in half to jump through a ring of barbed wire the size of a dinner plate in Ong Bak so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”