A shortage of large passenger charter planes due to DHS paying 10x the usual rates to ferry kidnapped migrants is threatening NCAA Tournament travel plans

America: the neighbor who won't lift a finger to help with a downed tree or an errant soccer ball, but will make it their job to shoot the gopher in your yard and fuck your sons.

Thursday February 26: Pentagon shoots down a $34m DHS drone Monday March 2: Three F-15Es with an approximate total retail value of $300m are shot down by friendly fire Friday March 6, probably: SECWAR spills his breakfast scotch on an F35 causing it to fire a sidewinder missile and blow up 20 F35s

A golden girl deserves a golden ashtray.

everyone: hey oil is real cheap right now, why would anyone go along with your venezuela plan? trump: ok but hear me out - what if i made it not cheap

Four Americans were killed in the 2012 terror attacks in Benghazi and it became a Republican mega-scandal for many years

"Three F-15E's shot down by friendly fire" damn, its like people don't care about their jobs anymore

WE HAVE A CHAMPION!

What a night! It's the back third of ZALDER II: THE ADVENTURE OF TWINK while the PIB MADNESS GRAND FINAL takes place! Fire Rescue is on standby in case things get out of control on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

really one of the strangest media cycles in history, where mainstream media actively hid the fact that the columbine killers were popular upper class preppy kids with full on neo-nazi ideologies and instead pretended they were victims of bullying

its one of those sundays

It's been a few years, I wonder if I can remember what the fuck I was doing.

The one where we teach the Sanrio frog how to defeat card game bullies

For two months, the voters of the QueenPiB show deliberated which of thirty two furry or furry-adjacent games were deserving of the spotlight. Now they debate between two. FINAL FANTASY IX vs TOKYO JUNGLE in tonight's Grand Final!

When #239 on the Coolboy 400-in-1 is drawn and it turns out to be Tiny Toon Adventures 2: Trouble in Wackyland: 🎶 They're tiny 🎵 🎵 They're toony 🎶 🎶 They're about to be owned by Paramount 🎵

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Can't help but picture an Animaniacs episode where upon learning Paramount might buy the studio, the Warners head over to annoy their future boss. "Why don't you brats just go away to some island somewhere?!?" "No, thanks, Dave. We know the type of island your family likes to visit."

In case you were wondering, Polymarket had yet another spate of likely inside traders betting that the US would strike Iran by February 28. Per the due diligence investigation service Bubblemaps, the wallets used were created 24 hours earlier. The Pentagon Pizza Index has been replaced.

the democratic party in one quote

after a six month hiatus, the COOLBOY 400-IN-1 is back on the QueenPiB show! There's 151 games remaining to be tried! Let's go! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

Some poor event planner: "Today? Those assholes had to do that TODAY?!"

Betteridge remains undefeated

*ignoring the fact that ayatollah khomeini and khamenei are two different people,*

Country with extensive contingency plan if it's head of state ever died unexpectedly: "yay we killed Khamenei, that's the end of it right?"

And now a break from the horrors of war for "goatse signet ring"

ah yes, that thing politicians are famously unpopular for, their, ahem, "contradictions"

When you have senior democrat politicians like Chuck Schumer who wholly admit that their entire raison d'etre is to support and enrich Israel, it's not hard to see why the Democrats keep failing to come up with viable messaging that keeps them in the White House.

I am losing count of the fresh horrors to wake up to every day

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

"You're being ageist!" you're right, I'd like the silent generation to exit politics and enjoy? being 80+ years old.

Schumer, also, does not oppose the Trump administration's war with Iran. He just wants them "to be straight with Congress and the American people about the objectives." There is no effective opposition to this war.

Usually the US government bombs a middle east country for my birthday, they're several weeks early this year.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Anyway the hero in Zelda II wants to be treated like shit, maybe I pay someone to manifest that in still form, maybe not, idk

The guy with the Nazi tattoo quote tweeting a guy who said he wants a "final solution" to remove Jews from the United States 10 months ago How on earth is this dude considered a legitimate candidate in any aay

chat when the stories of what twink the adventurer gets done to him by the spell, sword, and spear daddies as well as the lady in red™️ get more and more detailed to the point where they're demanding someone depict it in drawn form

Good news everyone, I found one of the gems you insert into the statues in Zelda II!

It is the intention of QueenPiB and her executive producer to attend the event called "Pax East". Were I to attend and you see me there, I may be carrying around the physical manifestation of channel points in the form of chips. Stop me and ask for one! Your attention in this matter is appreciated.

i have a highly scientific hunch that while a genocidal gaza policy obviously hurt harris/biden's support generally, it hurt them especially with People Who Give a Shit, i.e the people who would more usually be the ones volunteering & knocking doors & making sure their friends & family vote

How does Twink heal in Zelda II? An investigation.

this is who we’re supposed to feel bad for (and ostensibly be more receptive to sex with) when they write those male loneliness epidemic articles

the license criminalization scheme in Kansas...stripping immigrants of their legal status... all of this shows, and is meant to show, that the legal rights of disfavored groups are conditional and can be rescinded at will such discriminatory chaos is incompatible with a real inclusive democracy

Resident Evil? Don't know her. QueenPiB proudly provides Flavor Of The Month counterprogramming as we begin ZELDA II, aka the Best Zelda Game evar! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

feels wild to see philip seymour hoffman in an episode of law & order and he's such a young babby that he's not even listed in the "guest starring" section

the more i think on it, as funny as it would be to sit there and complain about "my car was cold!" it would be far more productive to just directly point and laugh that insecure jocks are upset that the public treated them like nerds

We return to normal programming tonight, but whew, nothing quite like "dress like a pro wrestler" to stimulate the looks department. Some of these looks WILL return (and the games could, too!)

NYPD when mass causality in the subway vs NYPD when snowballs

Into the boobiverse.