This one broke containment on Tiktok, can't imagine why

we're getting diminishing returns on twitter outmigration flow, we are most certainly not getting their best anymore

I remember this one time in school the IT guy got me and another guy dragged in front of the vice principal for inflammatory emails and he read off what the other guy wrote which was that you could fit a whole hand up a girl in particular and I asked the vice principal what that meant. Anyway,

what’s happening with grok and nudity spam requests should be a global wake up call about AI image gen and instead very few media outlets have even covered it yet

"No I think I understood it the last five times you tried to explain it, you wanted to break into childcare facilities to record children."

libs in about a week: you need to come back to twitter and make grok generate not-CSAM to fight back!

I wish all American office workers a very we don't have a paid holiday until the ass end of May

In case anyone saw me do a sober NYE show and thought I gave up drinking, I think I'm on my sixth mimosa today, I'm spending one day as a bicoastal elite.

What an unusual Final Fantasy I party.

either it will *work*, and liberals get proven right that democracy under capitalism can be tamed to uplift and help everyone, or it *won't*, and we'll know that we might as well skip reform and move the goalposts further.

"No I think I understood it the last five times you tried to explain it, you wanted to break into childcare facilities to record children."

bomberman has bills to pay so apparently he's a slot machine now

Good riddance to 2025! We're gonna see it out for as long as we can, and remember someone who isn't joining us in the new year. Definitely somber. Yup! Not a shitpost at all. It's FINAL FANTASY I on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

"Yes, well when I see five weirdos in ski masks breaking into a daycare in plain view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy."

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

the 2000s and 2010s were full of people in the entertainment world being rightly fired for saying things that pale in comparison to what comes from prominent Republicans today and the main difference is that major national news media have accepted "Republicans are racist" as no longer newsworthy

pretty wild to watch one of the most important news media companies devolve into the right wing cliche "come on my podcast and debate meeeeee!!!!"

If nothing else in 2025, I kept my viewers fed.

The phrase "Tater's playing with his poop" has been uttered enough times in this house that we no longer have to pause to consider whether or not we should be concerned upon hearing it.

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

this is actually the *least* offensive reference in this episode

"Parasite Eve" (1998)

You're here forever, Pietro.

mgm resorts/caesars entertainment: "so when are you coming back to vegas?" me: lol. lmao.

"Hotline Miami" (2013)

"We owe it to the city to do the best we can in this position." *explosions*

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

lot of people learned tonight that hotline miami is a banger synthwave album that also comes with a video game

Whenever we play Die Hard, chat remarks on the striking resemblance it has to Hotline Miami. That's as good an excuse as any to me! Time for some synthwave nihilism on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

so if CBS is doing a 60 minutes episode tonight on the dwindling american bourbon industry, does this mean the white house was able to be reached for comment or

how dare you all be so nasty and critical towards the president of the united states, a man who is one phone call and a bottle of jack daniels slipped to his secretary of defwar away from firing a nuke into denmark because they're too gay or something

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

AI: It's the future, it's gigachad, it's going to do everything. also it's uwu smol bean stop being so mean to it, plz lower your expectations, my entire net worth is tied to it, grok how do i tell people to not be racist against the ai? what do you mean they can't be racist about ai?

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

Animal Crossing is back in style, so here's the vaguely Mario Party-ish one that those fatcats at Nintendo DON'T want you to play (because they haven't ported it off the WiiU yet)! It's Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

clover pit: *murders several runs in rapid succession, pre-5th deadline, with 666 on last or second to last spin of last round* me:

it's friday night the liquor is flowing that means it's time for CHESS

Cheers! A brandy old fashioned to ring in the weekend.

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

"I don't want neutral, I want dead."

Ry (and anyone that agrees with him) should be barred from working in software. That's such a poisonous mindset to have. These people grew up idolizing the "move fast and break things" mindset of silicon valley, not realizing it was just an excuse to have no personal responsibility.

Every media company: "Yeah, we're using AI for everything! What are you gonna do, learn how to ignore FOMO? Wait put that thing we created before we adopted AI down, if you don't buy Professor Layton & The Eight Fingered, 64-Toothed, Dead Eyed Man, the shareholders will kill us!"

Did you know the game gear Sonic games were developed by Aspect? Do you also know what word is in Aspect? 🍑

Merry Khristmas! We're playing with the present I willed into existence last year and checking out the Mortal Kombat Legacy Collection! GET OVER HERE! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

A WiiU is a lot like (insert name of long tenured celebrity), "holy crap you're still alive?"

We threw Alan Rickman out of the Fox Plaza, you can celebrate Christmas now!

lol lmao "how dare you respond to US tariffs" www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Tater says yay, I can lay under here again, thanks for cleaning up all the stuff down here.