I have a policy, it's called "I assume all AAA games made in the current era have AI slop or some other poison pill in them" and it's worked out pretty well for my wallet.

Normal people: *doing things on a Friday night that have nothing to do with the 1996 film Spy Hard* Me: I swear to fucking god the TV edit of Spy Hard they put on ABC has multiple scenes that aren't on the DVD release and this needs to be fixed

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

I'm not saying I singlehandedly predicted the very predictable ridiculous proliferation and oversaturation of the Call of Duty franchise, but according to the file data, I made these back in 2011.

pib: we've done 257 shows without a work stoppage and we're not stopping anytime soon! pib's nose: yeah hi so we're stuffed up pib:

me: ah, i have created the immaculate doordash order. fantastic! doordash: what's that? i reset all your timing and tip settings when you clicked on something and now your order is coming asap. there's also no way to cancel the order because you used the web and not the app me:

I love "The Fugitive" but if Richard Kimble can't be assed to provide crucial testimony then he kinda deserves to get Running Man'd.

thinking about the time even noted sex pest james bond told a "barely legal" person to put her fucking clothes back on www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV6k...

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

Megyn Kelly, blink twice if you're actually running an FBI sting operation specifically designed to catch anyone who agrees with this.

We got Crono back, so now it's time to start violating the temporal prime directive as many times as we can! More CHRONO TRIGGER on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

Somebody needs to tell the Dems that the problem with a kink is you can't escalate it too fast.

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

"call of duty? what? no, we're Just Chatting. Chatting while some gameplay is going on. ayup."

Every once in a while I'm gonna shake the tree to see what falls out.

Crono is deader than Kevin Spacey in House of Cards with god knows how much of the game left. You know what that means? Bring your resume, an 8x10 glossy, and a nonrefundable down payment of $500 in order to try out to be the lead in CHRONO TRIGGER on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

Big bobs: occasionally used for profiling purposes

POV: you're an unknown actor in the 90s but that's not gonna stop you from wearing some based flair on your uniform

it'd figure that it'd ship two days after i do my double-bill n64 weekend of shows

It’s important to assume I will now not buy games

so we started mass deportations and made h1-b's cost prohibitive and then also conceded that oh fuck turns out programmers and engineers don't grow on american trees so we need to import workers, so, i guess my question is do the dems ever feel embarrassment about constantly losing to this guy (no)

Fixed this headline for you, CNN

I was looking up the Casio watch Zohran Mamdani wears, it's a very nice modest $80 digital watch (if he ever trades up to something fancier, then the fix is in) and I look on top of the page and see Casio's usual offerings of watches, keyboards, and- uh, an AI-powered tribble? what the fuck?

POV: New York City last Wednesday morning

here in america, we think there's a nonzero chance you might regret transitioning, but there's no way you'd ever regret a fifty year loan on a house built before the civil rights movement

replyguys are getting so defensive about their laziness

the fun thing to remember is it's not just "we have to have a senate majority", it's "we need a senate majority that's strong enough to overcome all the spoilers who'll start popping up once we get it, so help us elect 140 senators today"

we'll never forget your sacrifice, just your paycheck (what's the deal with spies?)

"in one movie he's driving a period correct 1964 aston martin DB5 and in 1995 he's driving a 1964 aston martin DB5 as a reference to a film released in 1964? when will the madness end?! is he 70 years old?!"

Big Name Companies: Our game contains the latest advancements in generative AI and your graphics card will beg for mercy in order to render all the numbers on the screen Me: no i want resident evil ds rogue

recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games

labels are so cool on bluesky

They said it couldn't be done. They said you could never cobble together an outfit approximating Seo-Yeon's from @malformation.bsky.social's upcoming Ground Zero game. Well they were wrong!

sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.

thegamingbrit's video on silent hill 2 remake got him a lot of shit but he was 100% right when he said that constantly remaking classic games by destroying them completely to make them "look modern" is the creative impulse that leads to replacing everything with ai slop. same thing different degrees

Were you aware? The online roleplaying game "Grand Theft Auto Online" also has a solo campaign? When did this happen?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=e58w...

whoa wait what did the justices not have their coffees yet or something?!

Right wing TV host really is the cushiest job

lol lmao

They said it couldn't be done. They said you could never dress up as a character from an indie horror game that hasn't been released yet. Well this and MORE tonight on Chrono Trigger on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy

Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

Right wing TV host really is the cushiest job

Rare Trump W, killing Funko. I explain why he did it.