Dave Chappelle: I spent multiple years of my life demonizing and othering this oppressed minority group, now you're telling me that my words being used against them by people in power? Outrageous.

CAITLYN JENNER SOWING: Hahaha yeah, fuck yeah! CAITLYN JENNER REAPING: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck

resuming my pedro pascal era while the show's on temporary hiatus

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING WERE BOTH RIGHT

fuckface wanted something discreet, so...

HELP I HAVENT DONE DRAG IN SO LONG I FORGOT WHERE I PUT MY MOLE ON MY MII AND HAD TO LOOK IT UP

funs cancelled, contractors are here

whoever sent this were I to reply: "i'm sorry i asked"

yeah i may be involuntarily initiating a basement renovation project and i can't stream right now and i'm exhausted and i have to keep scaring the cats from going in the basement and we lost a few things but hey, 2DS with tomodachi life! time to figure out who's going to make it to the sequel

everything's coming up milhouse!

This article is really embarrassing. It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another. If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

i am tired

POV: you're pete hegseth

when you're driving to a walmart on a thursday night by yourself instead of being fat tittied on the internet like everyone else www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3D...

A return show *this* Saturday would be contingent on industrial dehumidifiers and fans in the house being gone, as they are both loud and running up my power bill, and I guess at this moment I admit there's a solid chance they'll still be here this weekend, so consider it Doubtful.

rio: *reads off the RFK jr headline from new york post* me: oh did the onion daily newsletter arrive? rio: no this is legit me: for fucks sake

Always a good sign when the project manager isn't taking or returning any of your calls, right? well i've still got all his dehumidifiers so he'll find me sooner or later

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

well I know I'm having a better day than that guy

To my cats: "Tater, you're being so brave. Spoon, you're being too brave. Stay out of the basement. I'm pointing an industrial fan up the stairs during the overnight."

I miss being exhausted because I ran around a convention for 8 hours in drag instead of being exhausted because I ran around my house for 12 hours picking things up and putting them down.

QueenPiB is down, but far from over.

be me on monday: tired, pooped, waiting to see if water-related calamity is as passed as it's ever going to be "huh, well with the media server down, i can't use the plex. oh perfect, this US marshals DVD made it upstairs. i'll watch that" US Marshals (1998): 💦💦💦

Our record of shows without an unscheduled or extended outage will end its streak at 334. Oh well. Just gonna have to beat it again sometime!

me with two painkillers and a coffee in me: carrying $2000+ computer tower to where it needs to go spoon the cat, unflinching, blocking the way, holding up traffic: ooo is that for me?

This is, btw, why Meta has been secretly sponsoring/white papering all these internet age verification laws. If advertisers realize half the people viewing the ads they spend top dollar on are fake, it could lead to some nasty law suits or a major reduction in profit for Meta.

QueenPiB is down, but far from over.

we are going to endeavor to keep the saturday show going as a spiritual "live from the bar" but obviously thats going to have to wait until my home isn't full of dehumidifiers and fans. consider all other timeslots shelved until further notice.

All QueenPiB shows are cancelled for the immediate future My basement has flooded

All QueenPiB shows are cancelled for the immediate future My basement has flooded

Fisher Price Brutalism youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

mfers need to stop killing family members at sea while on a cruise ship nobody falls for it the amount of people who would have to die by complete accident at sea in order to throw off the murder average would bankrupt the cruise line industry by sheer volume just kill them on land you idiots

"Call me Snake."

he won because the marginal voter thought he would make them economically secure, if not rich. he *thinks* he won because of anti-trans bigotry. he has spent his time in office ignoring the concerns of the marginal voter and focusing on the preoccupations of ideologues.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

www.twitch.tv/squidpunk/ I'm playing....the worst goddamn game.... Ride to Hell: Retribution: The 1%.... may the Twitch gods forgive me....

It's truly remarkable how much Mario Superstar Baseball was able to capture the look and feel of Yankee Stadium.

i know i have complained, do complain, and will continue to complain about twitch CEO dan clancy, but if he's legitimately going to, say, advertisers and throwing around terms like "non-chatter" and "people who game" he's lost the plot so badly that he's actually doing damage and needs to go

In case you were ever wondering if it was OK to post whatever silly fantasy you have of yourself, the President's case of AI psychosis now has him posting AI pictures of himself as Jesus, and if he doesn't give a fuck, you certainly shouldn't.

if a teacher at any school in America did it If the CEO of any publicly traded corporation did it if any professional athlete did it (a professional athlete did, basically, do this?)

She's escaped from New York, she's escaped from Los Angeles, but can the broad known as Snake escape from Detroit? It's the faux-retro indie game PRISON CITY on the QueenPiB show! #provided www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

you can set your watch to it

If you want the fit for tonight's show to make sense, you've got six hours to find and watch Escape From New York www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYYZ...

You're legally required to play B17 Bomber if you're playing any kind of Intellivision compilation

thoughts on playing the Intellivision Sprint -$150 a high price point for a console with no cartridge slot -Limited to 45 onboard games (there is a fan fix for this) -Games like B17 Bomber definitely easier to play on this than on Intellivision Lives -Intellivision Lives still superior presentation

wouldn't be doing my job if i didn't ask, so does this open up our executive branch to carpet bombings from other nations or

"Yes, I know, Iran is very important and left unchecked not only does it torpedo my economic plan and the global economy for a generation, but, cmon, UFC! Dana White only gives me tickets to these things four times a month!"