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The technology just wasn't there in 1998 to properly replicate the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust

"trump is gonna cancel the midterms!" like the guy's even gonna make it there. they stopped talking about him running for a third term. it's not because they don't like the idea.

pibdust was meant to be a one off but hmm

when mike tomlin joins bluesky and namesearches himself and "fired":

You'll never forget the name...

we used to be a federation, a proper federation, where cheat codes gave wrestlers shunken heads and squeaky voices

51% of Americans believe ICE is making cities less safe, now is the time for Democrats to go out and tell people that they're right and here's how we'll eliminate ICE as a threat to you

Joe Rogan calling ICE the gestapo is probably a sign of what other morons are starting to figure out. It only took a guy shooting a woman in the face on video and calling her a fucking bitch

If a candidate running in your district, city, or state isn't saying Abolish ICE, they're GOP. I don't care what letter is next to their name, that's the baseline. Don't forget a literal Nazi is running in CA as Dem. Look at this guy's website running as a progressive! This is the pro Auschwitz guy

I had a Papers Please stream series scheduled for later Q1 and I would appreciate if DHS could stop stealing my ideas.

100% thug theater, but it's hard to see how this will go well for DHS/ICE/CBP. Otherwise apolitical Americans will not take kindly to delayed flights and missed connections just because masked agents want to check the IDs that both airline staff AND TSA have already checked.

"SO THE NOOK FAMILY WALKS INTO A TALENT AGENCY"

they say every good piece of jewelry tells a story, well, every time i tell a story about this one, i get thrown out of the PTA meeting

finally checked in on the old phone i installed the humidifier control app on. btw i gave the humidifiers unconventional names.

*pointing at television while holding a beer and a cigarette*

Don't tell me we can't disband ICE if the Pittsburgh Steelers can finally fire Mike Tomlin as head coach.

Feels a little like this

abolish ice is the centrist position, the position moderates will take to appeal to the center

Chat asked that I use the ugliest Animal Crossing villager for the Desert Island Escape mini game

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion. 🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke

That might very well be the last time we see Rodgers on a football field, and I gotta say: it was really funny

I've got an Attitude.

Pietro is here of his own free will, no matter what he says when I'm out of the room.

Which of these two helicopters in a movie belonged to "Immigration"? The answer will surprise you!

the lib position is basically "i am OK with an entire agency devoted to prosecuting people for the heinous crime of (checks notes) existence so long as it's only directed at people who don't look like me", and if 2024 is any indication, that's a losing position.

the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

My workplace had a janitor who had to be in his 70s, he used to be a cop, crotchety old guy. Told me about his training way back where one guy gets a red sharpie and the other guy gets a pop gun or something and is told to put him down. He would, but he'd be covered in red marks before he did.

The national media, the ADL, corporate leaders, etc. are not revisiting their decisions about Musk now afaict. Musk is just allowed to be a very public Nazi accelerationist as well as a CSAM publisher without any mainstream scrutiny.

Hey fellow white people, Cops and ICE have been terrorizing POC communities for decades. It's time to catch up and listen to their voices on how to move forward together.

Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.

Actual trained cops killed George Floyd and Breonna Taylor, I don't think you're making the point you think you're making. You're also laboring under this notion that somehow "people voted for Trump over Harris" and not "the coalition that put Biden over in 2020 was disenfranchised and stayed home"

kamala's campaign explicitly ran on giving dhs more money, what do you think that looks like? more coffee machines in the break room?

These are the sorts of things local authorities could be enforcing to get ICE out but aren’t, these are unequivocal public safety violations & with the mass of surveillance LP readers we already know where they are! (Post is from a month ago to illustrate this isn’t even a new thing)

sauvignon bloc

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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

ICE recruitment is going well.

"pib whats the next retro deep dive the channel is going on?"

Thinking about this quote pertaining to police being told to cancel a vehicle pursuit and their impotent grumbling, and then current events. And also an acorn.

"I was afraid for my life!" I scream as NYPD throw me in the back of a squad car for shooting a cab driver while jaywalking.

It's been wild seeing these two events next to each other, because according to the american government, one is good, the other is bad. if one government commits violence against protestors, america will be mad. if america commits violence against protestors, america will be happy.

that or she was answering that she doesn't remember the 2011 taylor lautner film "abduction"

Not me screaming so loud at that Bears TD that I picked up on @queenpib.com 's microphone all the way from our living room.

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