The @gnostichippie.bsky.social classic, unfortunately no longer available on Twitter.

it’s the box’s office, at home

necks feeling so weird that if i wasnt on a little bit of mushrooms i’d probably convince myself I have meningitis

Whats even the point of being online if you “never liked Sridhar” thats the saddest image of online I can imagine for someone

Not the one in the news but I’m having a horrible shit

[smiling in Zitron]

hooked up my domain name to here and feel like i just got home and changed into sweat shorts after wearing jeans all day

Andrew tate won't see your posts celebrating his new charges. But your friends who are sex traffickers will

maximum pleasure guaranteed has to be so annoying if you don’t love french house music

in paint making news I am dispersing some pigment yellow 216 in the bathroom. very red-orange of a yellow. likely more opaque than I like in paints but a gorgeous orange yellow nonetheless

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

why is so little of the america undercover stuff on hbomax

(magician who slept funny) For my neck's crick,

Oh, *now* they’re mad

What the fuck.. i thought tom kenny was spongebob

everytime I sit on the toilet i wonder if its gonna be That Diarrhea

when you pick up a drill and give the trigger a little test squeeze

I wasn’t familiar with any of the cities that have gone viral from these so I looked through them all and no St Louis, but I saved them all

I don’t think glasses without displays should be allowed to be called smart glasses yet. I seem to want the opposite of what everyone wants (no camera, just screens in my FOV) with any tech product being developed in the last 15 years

my phone battery died surprisingly fast yesterday and I checked my battery app usage and it only adds up to 40%. what the fuck is it even measuring

guy who gets called out of the audience to play at Stomp because he’s an expert push broom player

got to meet adelaide

something ribald no doubt

(looking at a cute dog picture) now this guy gets it

one of the funnier wikipedia page intros

In Good Graham News (GGN, for short) the newest season of Graham Roland’s Dark Winds that just came to netflix is very good

he has a very respectable amount of lava lamps

a part I wasnt ready for about growing my hair out is how many times I’ve gone “am I balding” when seeing hair on the ground before remembering what it was like to live with women

COWORKER: “ … that bad diarrhea that’s all in the news” ME [sweating, internally]: why the fuck is the news reporting on me

of course they’re sad graham died their political differences are like 2%

Modes of Transportation Vol. 1

you can literally see the love anne bancroft and mel brooks had in their eyes when they talked about each other

lolololololol

me thinking about politicians dying

The ill are speaking dead of you

Lindsey Graham died doing what he loved doing: being the mathematically most closeted gay man it was possible to be

There's nothing wrong with being gay, but being a gay monster desperately yet barely closeted to maintain power actively making the world bad as part of an often explicitly homophobic political party is eminently mockable. Why did we decide that isn't? It's hilarious.

The dream of a 100% dead Senate is within sight.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

nevermind this is one of the best things ive ever purchased

the note taking app Obsidian is placating all of my post-Atom “I guess I’ll just tolerateuse vscode” frustrations so god damn much. Markdown preview enhanced for vscode is so much better than it ought to be but having an editor I can actually understand editing css for is incredible

play that fucking music white boy

my next dumb purchase that I shouldn’t spend so much money on is most definitely gonna be a spectrophotometer

my hair is so soft and smells so good btw

anyone on here ever get a kidney stone ultrasonic pulverized

i dont fw dark indigo jeans. they may as well be khakis