kinako’s owner got a new boston terrier. Introducing kashiwa. rest in power kinako. rest in power sakura. all hail kashiwa

really the only thing unrealistic about breaking bad is that you know this mf would have been on reddit 24/7

started my first rewatch of breaking bad since it aired and sorry that I'm going to be so annoying for a while because it's somehow even better than I remembered it being

I would love to see a magician named just like Magic Kevin

new music watch: new ep from Matthew Halsall - my favorite living jazz trumpeter by far - Bright Sparkling Light

just bit into an orange thinking it was the roll i had in my other hand and holy shit orange peel is so bitter

Hey here’s a classic tweet everyone’s seen a million times that’s vaguely relevant to your post. Figured I’d link it here as a thought terminating cliche. Let me know if you need anything else

people in tv shows love filling up a cup a third of the way up with water

I think I would look great dead eyed in a photo of me wearing a lab coat for an ID card to get into a biological warfare laboratory

is the app cache on ios 26 just non existent now? switching apps within 5 seconds makes them completely reload

I just want to spend thousands of dollars on anything I want at anytime without even the slightest consideration

clicking this text should open the alt text window jfc

flash i painted this weekend

New frankie and the witch fingers unseats newest psychedelic porn crumpets for AOTY for me. Absolute killer record. They went egg punk and it rules

my coming out story is that my medical insurance disclosed I was taking PrEP in the visible window of a letter sent to my parents address

(to the tune of another one bites the dust) another one bites the dust

lyrics don’t matter and don’t need to make sense the words just have to sound kind of cool together

if your face is in your pfp and not facing forward it should be facing to the right bc thats where the text is, or are you so cowardly you can’t face your own writing

forgot how annoying it was when you’re critical of trump and people assume you love democrats

I would love a lemonade today, hint hint

they should pick a younger one so they don’t blow through them as fast

On friday nights I like telling myself I’m going to intonate two guitars and then nearly start crying when one step goes even slightly awry

I love going “apropos of nothing” when we both know what it’s apropos of

If you’re looking for me you better check under the C

He keeps saying he’s got that monsoon money. He says its called monsoon money because its gonna be rolling in any second.

GF: why did your twitter account “every nut, ranked” just tweet out “6/10”

I was too high on mushrooms during my driving lesson today and kept swerving to stare at dogs out in the park

Pepsi is really more of a stand alone soda. Coke necessitates a meal. Casual soda drinkers like people who only smoke when they drink can’t appreciate this difference

all of the political, economic, and environmental issues aside, its so annoying that chat bots have driven a fundamental change to the way we use text to interface with computers. i don’t want to ask a computer a fucking question

playing “the long game” with some floor stains at work

i dont know where my non santa hat avi is its holiday time all year now

back when I was exploring stoner rock @shitshowdotinfo.bsky.social tipped me off to this track which answers the question "what if you invented the most powerful riff ever then wailed on it for 14 minutes"

went to add something to this iphone spell check workaround I setup 5 years ago and am dying

(after 5 minutes of deep thought in the shower) ah yes, that’s how I’ll reply on the forums if someone argues with that one sentence of a 3 paragraph reply

Learned surprisingly that it’s faster to drive to Toronto from St. Louis than the straight shot north to Ottawa. Just a useless for no reason tidbit I wanted to learn

“you have 8k followers on twitter? what do you tweet about??” “idk mostly bidets, jacking off and doom metal”

water pressure’s shot and my bidet isn’t strong enough for en*m*s anymore

do people still get keys to cities or is that mostly just a cartoon thing now

10/10

marshall origin 20 or peavey classic 20 mh ? looking for a tweed pedal platform

at least once a day i hope to open up my phone and see that someone has finally done it

im just not gonna pay the tariffs

I’m like, just a fat fucking dude, and seeing elon’s body is nice because at least no one would be like intellectually curious about my body if I took off my shirt. they’d just be like “yeah, he’s a fat guy”

im way too high for this uber to be playing emotionally devastating baroque string quartet music

just saw a map with white ocean and thought the green was kratom

check on your upper middle class 60 year olds they probably just took a bath on nvidia today

Microwaving forks makes me feel like I’m in control

didnt feel it in st louis