If my dad vibe coded an app to not pick me up from school I’d sort nursing homes by rating and put him in the worst one

well, well, velocity boy

get some grease in your garter lindy

was telling someone about the old abercrombie ceo and he now looks like he’s got too much shit on

At the end of my day the real problem with Bluesky is that people have stopped posting because they’ve gone to sleep before me

the mail in spore testing we use at work changed their packaging this year to *very* prominently focus the one instruction I have gone against for 6 years and I think I’m responsible for this change

hating computers but getting them to do what you wanted used to be fun

lfg

Submitting a proposal to the unicode commission for subtle emojis. Emojis are categorically too loud and exaggerated with their display of emotions, unhuman

the second I decided I was gonna get off my desk and go to sleep my sinuses clogged completely

Nice Boys (orig by Rose Tattoo) - Guns N Roses

“be a Jaxson Dart” means to get a whole bunch of concussions

If you wanna write a similar article that’s much more “who really cares” than this, a similar thing is happening in the tattoo industry

gonna be a big day for yawns I can tell you that

Something good needs to happen

Lee Pace in Halt and Catch Fire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>×Jon Hamm in Mad Men

My actual parental hot takes could fuel discourse on this site for years I’m not dropping that shit

I say “third eye open” probably too much

sucks that AI is the next automobile - a tool that will be made all but necessary by dismantling cheaper, safer alternatives that already exist

i was trying to get a link to an episode of the podcast “i don’t speak german” and google wants to be cute with me like i was talking to the robot. no bitch, i’m trying to use a search engine! i’m not fucking talking to you!!!! we aren’t friends!!!!

few musical cues are as good as the one that signal the down and out gunslinger is in fact, back to his true form

lobby of the building attached to my work was playing that jews in texas song about jacking off

a computer can be a gun

heard someone say “yoda, from star wars” and that’s gonna live in my brain now

at least on ios, under settings→apps→music

Spinel black paint news: Pbk27 - iron cobalt chromite - super easy to mix as acrylic paint. Cheaply available as a pottery colorant. Considerably darker than carbon black, warmer than PBk26. Cobalt means I won’t use it as my shading black (tattoo painting technique involves licking brushes) tho

AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES

Also, after being open for 5 years we finally got a guy selling stolen art supplies (a monthly experience at the last shop). Snagged $150 worth of brushes for $20 lol

A dude came in to the tattoo shop the other day to, from all I have been able to put together, show me AI videos of dragons that I couldn’t tell if he realized were AI

“Dear Mr. Burns, I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great. In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. YOU STINK!”

Man it really is perpetual 2016 on here

I NEED 3-5 inch inseam shorts that are as comfortable as ranger panties. I’m game for blasting my gams but can’t show up to work wearing shorts with a 1.5 inch inseam

I vant to smoke your mids

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

oh they really got a lot of hope in the democrats on here don’t they

The Brazilian Necktie

googling most The Girl from Ipanema dog breed

I know my mushroom microdose has kicked in if even thinking about The Girl from Ipanema makes me smile ear to ear

I would be thriving if I was hanging out with a dog while The Girl from Ipanema was playing in the background

It’s meltdown may and alex is going on and on about the spinel black pigments

Unfortunate PBk26 (currently the blackest black pigment without vantablack-esque nanotube technology) news: Kremer Pigments was right as hell about it bubbling in acrylic. Only way to avoid is dilute it to the point where it’s practically just a payne’s gray. Other spinel blacks on deck

Cheech and Chong’s Drone Pilots

really wish I was wearing clean socks or had showered today, although both would have been ideal