Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore

the trump social ranting seems to be getting a little sprinkle of panic to it or maybe i'm just reading too much into it. thankyou for your attention to this matter

According to insider sources Israeli forces responded with "lol, lmao" before air striking a farmers single irrigation pump with a 47 billion dollar raytheon shitfucker guided missile

"go shit in your hat"

Ah ha

I needed to draw this as soon as I thought of it #hoppers

instead of "better or worse" you get asked how many lights there are

every subsequent paragraph here reveals new tawdry corrupt horrors. a living Aristocrats joke

what's the best way to get rid of a pair of truck nutz? dissolve them in carbolic acid

“Stew” is just a portmanteau of “soup two” because that’s what stew is: the sequel to soup.

Less than one minute to illustrate how the gov't uses your tax dollars while healthcare is "too expensive".

videogames went wrong when they stopped calling protagonists shit like "Colonel John. R. Blade" imo

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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

flintstones brutalism goa'uld lookin piece of city 17 NOD command center lookin ass shit

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

The real reason Keir Starmer wanted to ban all ninja swords was that now there will be no stopping his devastating sai attacks.

this is genuinely the best stone I think I've ever seen

Lost a fight with a crab on the first outing, then after much persevering I managed to get beaten up by an architect. Anyway enough about my trip to Bournemouth I want to try Slay the Spire 2

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

St Patrick’s Day is coming up. Ever wonder how they make the river so green?

"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years

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Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

i know it's "the liberty bell march" by sousa but lads you are never wrestling that back from its newer contextualisation ever

By popular request

panel 4: nancy: winter soldier reporting for duty

Proposing a hypothetical fourth Cartesian axis that describes a position in space in relation to the nearest Mexican sausage: Chorizontal

hello yes hi what the actual fuck are we doing here.

you've just got to run towards it really really quickly

more like omid doolally

how is windows 11 real

lmao I just remembered when Ian Miles Cheong got hired by The Sun to write about video games. His first article was complaining that children in video games weren't sexy enough. There was no second article. www.thesun.co.uk/tech/3936102...

Happy Van de Kamp Friday, proceeds of all album sales will be immediately converted into fish sticks I just woke up this is what you get

Look at the attached chart to learn how and why free image hosting services are reliable, eternal and always a good idea:

notable also for being AFAIK the last known appearance in the wild of the feral catgirl before they became extinct and were replaced with the catgirl equivalent of Scottish folds

nah you're alright

You are never in a million years going to get me to believe Rachel Reeves, Shabana Mahmood or Yvette Cooper would EVER stand in the way of pointless mass bloodshed

the thing about ryan grim is that he expects to be taken seriously as a political journalist despite claiming to not know what a totenkopf is. imagine a doctor holding up an x-ray and saying “what the hell are those” about your bones

it's called an extraction shooter because it extracts your private data and you say "aw shoot"

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

Our “we’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our “we’re not grifters btw” post

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before Labour is a far right party

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

tfw you put the polycaps in backwards

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social