quick glance at jame balls' wiki page indicates immediately he has zero frame of reference for a "normal job"

MPs are human,” whines a Labour MP who absolutely would not weigh in to defend a cleaner or a retail worker who rocked up to their shift shit-faced.

i for one would like it very much if i could know for a fact that my elected representative to the government and all their colleagues in charge of designing and maintaining the laws and rights of citizens of this nation weren't absolutely fucking cunted when they did it

tsuchinoko

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

Happy 56th anniversary, this unimprovable newspaper headline

48 hours later and the only outlet to follow up this story has been the National in Scotland Call me old fashioned but think destroying information with a legal hold on it and a disclosure to Serious Fraud is pretty important stuff open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

"fuck that robot" - Sabastian Sawe

astonishing scenes to live through i think we can all agree, but thankfully the BBC have a live feed keeping us all updated www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

excellent poster for showing just how wildly out of touch the tories are, really. not just on drug prices cause i mean yeah fair enough on that but just pricing in general. only thing you can get for three quid nowadays is told to fuck off and that doesn't include the VAT either

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

he couldn't win the next election for the beer and tits party

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Farage is, once again, priming his core supporters to view an electoral loss as a vindication for their worldview.

it's called the abraham lincoln because that's who started those eggs boiling

Starmer focussing on the most important things as usual

Well, that's it for Sunsoft. What a world.

i know it's a low bar in the grand scheme of cooking things but just made myself the fuckin platonic ideal of omelettes

good. it started out well and wasn't the worst idea and them kim leadbeater completely fell all over herself to get all the protections and exemptions removed from it so they could fire up MAiD UK/aktion T4 2 pronto

any time some asshole big game hunting millionaire gets smushed into paste it's like a little practice run for When It Happens. no need to crack open the champagne bottles but maybe open one of those little cans of bubbly to put yourself in the right mindset

Had to make this after reading that (genuine) quote from Ian Hislop, editor of @privateeyenews.bsky.social

oh look another kier starmer pledge

We'll hear none of that Spectrum vs. C64 nonsense on the Spectrum's 44th birthday. Mainly because the C64 was clearly better. #zxspectrum #playgroundwars

feels weird that we're kind of hovering around a February 2020 moment right now and the only people I see talking about it are large investment banks and terminally online commodity traders

making aa little thing out of digital clay

Can't find the source now, but on Twitter someone memorably summed up Mr Beast with "When I look in the eyes of Mr Beast I find myself believing in the concept of a soul, purely from witnessing its absence"

tfw you can't actually tell if this is alex jones having a last parting tantrum or tim heidecker's first article

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/

One Saturday I took a climb in north Queensland I met an ant up there who bit me on the hand Punk rock ant, can i take a pic Punk rock ant, your mohawk's sick Let's get a science grant Just you and me, punk rock ant

Priceless post from the official White House social media

in india, you have to buy clarified butter from a street vendor, because the ghee is stored in the stalls

why the shitty dev

David Carradine's final thought

The button on the top of a baseball cap is called a squatchee #SlurmsFacts

i forgot this was happening now so i get to be stoked twice

wash down the chips that make you shit yourself with the lemonade that kills you

your mum is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is turned to helium, at temperatures of millions of degrees

"we're having to fuck about with a previous completed and released movie to explain why someone who was playing someone in that movie but died is now playing a guy who wears a mask the whole time and speaks in a generic eastern european accent"

tim cook retiring from apple will mean that i spend a lot less time doubletaking at my tv and thinking "wait i thought paul o'grady died"

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

traveling whaleburys

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

the insurmountable problem that starmer has is that it only takes a couple of layers of stacked plausible deniability events before it all becomes inherently implausible again

this was cast by the one piece live action series' casting director's wario

Two Tims, both alike in dignity