brazil's goalkeeper fundamentally misunderstanding "Jesus saves"

sincerely feel like blender would be better if it got split into like 3 or 4 different programs

this match is like a breath of fresh air after Qatar vs Switzerland honestly

why is Switzerland's manager hannibal lecter (mads version)

mickey rooney mr kuniyoshi grade AI shit

It appears my countrymen have arrived in the Americas and culturally appropriated a statue of George Washington.

hiding in the pub from and old housemartin

we should live in a world where you have a computer that looks more or less like this, that you bought from a store that looks more or less like this

"the punchline is homosexuality" - libs, every time

he is still one of the all time British posters

USA plays some absolutely basic bitch football, but they are *really good* at absolutely basic bitch football

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Perfect.

in one last fuck you to the environment, he is planned to be cremated

i get it. having a superhero lair is a power fantasy because you can have a workshop to store all your tools and do projects in

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

the whole internet looves football duck, a lovely duck that watches football! *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the duck is an ultra

that's over double the amount of arrests in belfast and southampton combined, stats fans

"it can't go on like this" stopped being a wish and started being a warning years ago

getting your truck stanced up the stance:

the fuck is even actually happening here

iran deal may be close? oh right it's friday

it's simple, we put all the money into defence so that there's nothing worth attacking

got to hand it to al carns, instantly transmuting your "who?" into "oh that absolute nutter" is quite the bold move to make

Everybody knows there’s a coke problem in the house of commons but it turns out there might also be a crack problem too

Nearly 50k miles on a late eighties panda? That thing’s going to be 85% rust

Devon rexes always look like an animatronic cat from a puppet show about mice

I need to look into David hockney more I guess, I've been a little sour on him all my life because he couldn't scratch his arse without look north news running a huge long segment on it

Yeah that shit went down

I maybe I don't think I don't know about scoring your drone footage montage of you blowing people up to the FRIENDS theme song, Ukrainian Predator of Heights Battalion 59th Assault Brigade

basically just the mentalist again but with more scifi locations

honestly he's got a point and someone should do like a super concentrated hand soap in a big toothpaste tube

this shit looks like stargate sg-1 on netflix

give doctor who to j michael straczynski

rtd could sort of write characters but not plots, moffat could sort of write plots but not characters, and chibnall could write the cyberwoman

probably the funniest moment of this whole silly era of doctor who. total scorched earth chris victory

Maybe my biggest piece of advice for video game executives is to run your business in such a way that headlines about it will never include the phrase "deluge of child sex abuse cases." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

portugese gandalf has truly got that shit on

the important thing is that doctor who, like all british institutions, is now a private-public partnership undergoing an open auction for the lowest bidder

He is rhetorically and argumentatively devoid of moral authority, little more than a simulacra of a substitute teacher telling off students long after they’ve abused a fellow student in full view of the entire class. Starmer is a man without qualities

The key to understanding this incredibly not-mad-I’m-laughing-actually post might be that the last two eras were really big into the 90s novels and other stuff that came from the first cancellation. RETVRN but for the EDAs.

the end of the fartsmell disasterplan

I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week

it's weird they're making a star wars x-com game, even going so far as to call it something that can be abridged to z-com, and despite that being 100% refined laboratory grade cubenip on paper, i simply do not give a shit about it

with crimson desert and now new dragon's dogma 2 DLC it's been a bang up year for people who like 7/10 eurojank RPGs that are 9/10 asian RPGs

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version