fuck off slopboy

Please take a look at the replies x

the story of tesla is mike skinner doing the "peter mandelson went mad" speech but about elon musk

kendrick lamar dropping his new diss track "cmon man you're almost making me feel bad about doing this"

WOW!!!!!!!

this post is even funnier with the fancy uk schools labeler on

im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting

I'm going to need the biggest shocked pikachu you have

the name'sh complicationsh. shurgical complicationsh

been kind of a funny thing seeing some reaction to this being "what's he talking about, republicans don't know how to speak with civility and decorum" just - zoop - right over the head

darren grimes was reported killed earlier today as an old french film director impaled him in the eye with a tiny model rocket

"chooses" in this headline is doing the same job as the keystone in an archway

1. lol 2. this shit looks like Matt Smith era doctor who. where'd the money go

Hootenanny!

2026 is a space year number in a way that 2025 and 2024 weren't

Craig David you are too old to sing "fill me in" now it's dicey as fuck for a 40 year old to be singing those lyrics jesus christ

inauspicious start to 2026 as ronan keating appears on my tv

you can't do a jet2 holidays meme for new years that's illegal

this fireworks audio montage is like being in the car with someone with ADHD on the aux cord

who up hooting they nanny

someone reskeeted one of these into my timeline, so once again here’s my version

can second everything in this article, this is a phenomenally good puzzle game in a great setting, and for some weird reason 2025 has been a year for games set in the lake district

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

This joke getting truer by the day

don't raise rhetorical questions unless you're sure they're actually rhetorical questions example number 9,043,758,947

this is good information to have but i am bewildered by it because the automatic opening and closing of taxi doors has been a solved problem for like 70 years

- They have done a huge amount of things that their voters hate - Are still hated by right wingers - Lied through their teeth to various groups and organisations behind the scenes in the run up to the election meaning they have few allies willing to defend them now - Are charisma vacuums

absolutely pouring one out for mike f. because i have like a million mostly-remembered excellent posts in my head and because of today's eulogizing i've realised he was responsible for like 85% of them. requiescat in poste

Does anyone have a more permanent solution?

When I use the YouTube app on my Android phone with picture-in-picture function, there's an annoying control bar that covers 25% of the window at about 50% opacity and will not go away unless I toggle the PiP permissions on and off and restart the app twice. And then it sometimes comes back anyway.

Annoyed that the "Wow how did Rance make it on steam but Horses got banned?" discussion point quickly pivoted to "We need to ban Rance" instead of "Valves internal guidelines for what is or isn't allowed is nonsensical"

claiming the cable reel because you can have your smoke and you can swing your legs about too

Returning from a foraging walk with a giant puffball mushroom in the exact shape of a bum, a hippyish woman of 50something coming the other way saw it, said “do you mind if I…?” and without waiting for an answer stuck her nose right in the cleft and took a big sniff

Hey guys check this out

sat on the next bench to steve "zak dingle" halliwell while i was eating a gregg's and he was also eating a gregg's and gave him the "i know who you are" nod and got the "cheers for leaving me to my steak bake" nod in return

it's certyainly infinitely worse than what steve bell got the boot for

i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign

Americans moving in search of "traditional values" and finding that those values are not affiliated with moral virtue but instead with socially acceptable theft and fraud within a hierarchy is so on the nose it feels like a 1970s satirical novel, and that's before the guy got DRAFTED

bardot was an archvile right wing racist for way easy longer than she was an actress so it really is like referring to Hitler as a painter

and by if and wouldn't have you mean when and didn't

I got that big info dumper

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the fries tube

yes, because the doctor instantly and almost reflexively rejected the voice of the patient

Quite a lot can be explained by the plain fact that our leaders and their hangers on are *enraged* that they can’t send people to prison for doing things that aren’t illegal, and they see this as a very serious problem that needs to be resolved, urgently.