The photo the BBC are using on their live blog to illustrate the French response is so very good.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

somehow, Tony Blair returned

i guess i was okay with it when it was just a general background concept in the shows cause you can glide over that but i have no interest in watching a show based entirely around the conceit of "nearly one thousand years in the future, there will be yank colleges, in space"

The raging conflict within to respect the beauty of the piece and its relevance to the moment, vs. posting "no ring"

I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

Whoever came up with the name “Ewok Powell” to describe Tommy Robinson should take the rest of the year off.

every time the dems pull defeat from the jaws of victory i understand why sun tzu had to write a book for failsons

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ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware

I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:

There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.

"Machine Learning" and "Artificial Neural Networks," not LLM or GPT type "generative AI"

cheers tonty's crying. nice one

immediate and comprehensive hard drive check required on freddie potts

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

lol owned

"ranch." - scott adams' final words

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

they're creating a law that already exists bcos they're too cowardly to enforce the law that already exists. it's a way for them to look like they're doing something when they're not actually doing anything at all.

lmfao

this is a great tv show and if you like ryu ga gotoku games i can sell it to you like this: imagine if kiryu retired early and opened a hole in the wall place and all the sidestory missions came to him

this is the only actually true bit of economic theory there has ever been

Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning

if you were an alien on star trek and you wanted to drop a sick as fuck burn on some humans you could call them a bunch of isolinear chimps. ok bye

why the hell was that full of rocks?

art

windows_error_bong.wav

look at mouse again

I’m pleased that The Human League decided to do a second draft.

scoring a try with a deathdrop is fucking iconic

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount

discord muttering about AI not because they actually want it but because it's a bag of magic beans and they've got an IPO planned and they, like everybody else nowadays, are suffering from the "everything app" sickness.

EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI

You can tell shit is fucked up when Kelly gets this close to breaking kayfabe.

seriously, fucking up a blade movie should be "you'll never work in this town again" territory and not cause of any sacred cow this or that stuff but because a blade movie is basically self-assembling from its concept and if you fuck that up you will fuck everything up

No greater "skill issue" than failing to make a movie of the coolest premise ever with an Oscar winner

YA BUY ONE, YA GET ONE FREE

christ, i'd forgotten about account books. younger people definitely wouldn't unsterstand how much of a pain in the arse banking used to be. well maybe they would if they were in the states because it's still 1988 over there

Having an account with the Post Office in the form of a little ledger that would show your balance and all withdrawals and deposits.

starmer must resign

Snow bra Snow bra Amber snow bra Freezing British cities like the titties on yer ma

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, Storm Goretti

This should honestly be a legal requirement for discontinued products.

whenever you see someone giving it the "it can't happen here" shite, always read it as an attempt at using denial as a magical force

30 degrees coloured wash. everything goes in a 30 degrees coloured wash. you certainly will not regret laundering all of your clothes at 30 degrees coloured wash