Bush's Baked Beans 'n' LSD

they saw that river and named it with la coochie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withlac...

i'm going for the cop's gun with one of these brb

Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.

Every time we hear about how genAI has pushed another teenager to suicide, another person into committing a mass shooting, or generated CSAM of school girls used to blackmail their schools, remember we were told that what we'd be hearing about is a cure to every cancer, and global poverty itself

someone had to do it

me watching gundam: god. what a revolutionary franchise. tomino was right about everything. me not currently watching a gundam: god i fucking hate gundam. tomino was right about everything

Perfectly mentally stable Mobile Suit pilot caught me on their property They saw me trespassing on their real estate They reached into their pocket for a pistol They came after me and pistol-whipped my behind They beat me to a pulp They gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rocky road

Apparently trying to murder congress pays a million bucks per person, so we should really all keep that in mind going forward

trans girls can get stabbed 40 times for no crime other than existing and then white cis men will gladly (with pretend "heavy reluctance") get online to wheedle and whine and squeal about how those uppity bitches don't know their place. the teeth of men are knives just waiting for flesh to gnash at

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David Attenborough has been safely detonated off the coast of Portsmouth

Purity testing is about who gets to be in your in group based on some standard or level of "purity". The election was a trolley problem created by a party that didn't have to put anyone on the tracks but chose to anyways.

BREAKING: Starmer has "fucked it", said by Downing Street to be "in bits".

What say you, Bottom?

🤓🎵I'm not shittin' my pants tonight, I'm cleanshitter O'Toole! 👮Hey! Shit your pants! 🤓No! 👮Shit those pants I said! 🤓No! 👮Ahh, let 'em go, we'll never catch up to him. Not with THIS much shit in our pants. 🤓🎵I didn't shit my pants tonight! I'm cleanshitter O'Toole

(you want a sprite cranberry? voice) You want to drive your car thru a bank lobby????

could california please scream at schiff, what the FUCK?

florida was already bad enough, then they turned it into a maga hellscape, and now it's getting NIGHT TORNADOES?

Hi, governor Katie Hobbs here. I'm not gunna sugar coat it, I need $5 dollars,

I need to see one of those highly convincing "walking without strings or puppeteer" muppets step on a land mine. That would cure me i know it

Like I am moved and pained on a deep tissue level which my brain tends to put to the side most of the time so I can keep going but the sunburn and mosquitos and snakes are harder to mind over matter.

Patrick Nagel #1979 rb.gy/qiysqs

YES!! It works EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. This is how we make a society thrive and excel. Love this excerpt.

“Damn look at her, she’s not even appreciating her time in the spotlight“ said one ant to his friend about this one bitch ant under the magnifying glass

[solemn natsec professional voice] yet another case of information siloing between DOD and the IC/OGAs, a nearly tragic mistake

Y DO YOU KEEP SENDING ME ADS FOR 'BOUNCE' SOMEBODY JUST TRY TO SHOT UP THE President AND THEY SAID THE SHOW MUST GO ON HOE

Let’s just have a look at the library’s book sale,,,,,,, oh no

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

room full of journalists and we've BARELY got any info on kash patel getting cucked

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

"naked gun"-ass assassination attempt. frank derbin on the WHAC dinner trying to chase the assassin until he opens one of the doors to reveal kash patel's wife with another guy and then he turns to the camera and goes "huh" before closing it and resuming chase

the us government is held together with chewing gum and false flags

I’m sorry you did what now?

I have commandeered the Applebee's promotional hot air balloon and I will be using it to defect to North Korea, if you ever want to see your balloon again, don't shoot me down

*handing menu to server* ill have the chopped unc salad

horses are henceforth known as "Beasts of the Hoof" thank you for your time.

Thinking about this guy

This came to me in a dream.

they started talking about "smoked hog" on top chef and I'm losing it. Then they said "yeah he knows his way around a whole hog" and I was fried

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

This whiplash where the president terrifies the world for a few days with unhinged threats and then says “never mind” and then there’s this implication that anyone scared of his unhinged threats was overreacting is very domestic abuse but make it a country.

President Business trying to destroy the world on Taco Tuesday is the plot of The Lego Movie