Completely forgot about this one. Context is irrelevant.

You all are gonna get mad at me but Daniel Craig would make an AMAZING Rod Dreher.

If I were a billionaire I’d finance so many Rod Dreher biopics. Werner Herzog Rod Dreher documentary. Noah Baumbach Rod Dreher dramady. Wes Anderson stop motion Rod Dreher movie.

I can’t believe we’re getting War in Afghanistan 2 before GTA VI.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

“I have reviewed over 30 posts” —The president of the United States

Saw an AI video on Facebook of Jesus singing “10,000 Reasons (Bless the Lord)” and I’m trying to think through the theological implications of Jesus singing a worship song to himself. I guess he’s allowed to do that?

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

Checking the "No food poisoning" box on DoorDash but it raises my price by $2 so I frown and uncheck it

I had no idea that the (wicked) doctrine of qualified immunity had its roots in SCOTUS’s rejection of claims against police filed in response to the arrest of fifteen Episcopal priests who desegregated a bus station in Jackson in 1966.

Melania is dressed like a Dark Souls merchant that sells spells but turns hostile if you open a door on the other side of the map.

Glad to see this because an irresponsible amount of my mental health right now is tied to “The new Paul Thomas Anderson movie looks good!”

There’s this post I can’t really remember but that still haunts me. It was a white guy sharing a completely nude selfie with a caption about how his nude was meant to be in solidarity with black women. It hit the trending page and caused a stir. Anyone remember what I’m talking about? NO SCREENSHOTS

This is what every post on early Bluesky was like.

Your laughing? Jair Bolsonaro is in the hospital and you’re laughing?

Now, just why is Shorty longing for the rough touch of a tradesman's hand?

I like The Babadook fine but if we ever develop time travel we need to stop it from ever getting made. There is no reason for The Wolf Man (2025) to be about the cyclical nature of family trauma.

I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God’s holy Word. I will make it a lamp unto my feet, a light unto my path, and will hide its words in my heart, that I might not sin against Him.

I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God's Holy Word. I will make it a lamp unto my feet, a light unto my path, and will hide its Words in my heart that I might not sin against God.

I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God's Holy Word. I will make it a lamp unto my feet, a light unto my path, and will hide its Words in my heart that I might not sin against God.

I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God's Holy Word. I will make it a lamp unto my feet, a light unto my path, and will hide its Words in my heart that I might not sin against God.

STOP. This is a Scripture checkpoint. Reply with the pledge to the Bible or be denied before the Father on judgement day.

[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us

People who say “Christians can’t rap” have never heard of a guy called “Toby Mac.” #speaklife

Stop making fun of this. We all made fun of him for going all in on the Metaverse, and now that’s an important part of all of our lives.

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

No one is making these guys go to Catholic churchs. I promise you all that there’s some evangelical church in a strip mall near you with a name like “Xtreme Harvest” where all they did Sunday was pray for Charlie Kirk’s immediate bodily resurrection.

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

Real, practicing Christians can have very nasty views (I know firsthand). But it’s also really funny how much of the “Christian nationalist” crowd doesn’t actually do anything religious or participate in religious communities.

Gen Alpha slang is extremely grating for those of us who have to put up with it daily, but no millennial is allowed to complain young people having a “lol so random” phase. This is our penance for the bacon memes.

Just finished my Moby Dick reread. I think my favorite chapter this time was the one where Ahab meets another captain who had an arm eaten by Moby Dick, but is normal about it and doesn’t swear vengeance, and Ahab leaves deeply shaken.

Screen Time Tips for Babies 9 Months Increasing Baby Screen Time 9 Months 9 Month Old Baby Won’t Pay Attention to Screens Screenmaxing 9 month old advice

Very cool!

As someone who has seen Bob Dylan live in recent years, I don’t think he would pause mid-song if an asteroid wiped out 90% of his audience. Man is old and tired and firmly in his bag-securing era.

Going slightly more anonymous because students keep trying to find my social media profiles and all the Charlie Kirk related firings have me a tiny bit freaked out.

While many of you are likely yelling "go groypers!" or "go white nationalists!" I'm yelling "go Kash Patel and the rule of law!"

This saga has been so funny because Dan Patrick seems to be genuinely worried about reefer madness. At one point he threw a bag of edibles at a reporter and dared him to try them like they were poison.

Incredible

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The “If you see this, you are gay” casing is making me think Groyper. That’s a Nic Fuentes thing.

30 million??? How?

This post is real. I can’t tell if it’s a joke or if the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie really has Fortnite skins dropping today. My grasp of reality is becoming extremely tenuous.