alright fine since you've all been good, just this once

You think this is funny? Rod Dreher is being packed into a coffin and dragged all the way back to Louisiana on horseback and that’s “funny” to you?

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

US foreign policy now:

Here we go again

here's Trump entering a UFC event as Vance says that negotiations with Iran have failed

What if three children stood on each other’s shoulders and wore a big trench coat to sneak into an R-rated movie? Do we try them as one adult or three children? If we sentence them to prison as an adult, are they allowed out of the trench coat? There’s simply no way to enforce this.

That’s not what social media is and anyone pretending not to know this after the last 20 years of the shit is willfully ignorant at best. It wasn’t even when it was primarily text based and it certainly isn’t in the video scroll era.

So the supply of oil within the United States is going to decrease right at the time of year when demand for oil increases. I slept through high school economics, can someone who was awake tell me what’s about to happen to prices?

I don’t know if teacher Bluesky is a thing, but does anyone have advice on filtering out AI slop on Teachers Pay Teachers? To the best of my knowledge there’s no way to see when something was published.

i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah

It takes two seconds to click on Warren’s profile and see exactly what she has said about the war in Iran. Good faith critiques of the Dems are needed but this kind of lazy, Chapo-brained “imagine the least virtuous person you can and assume that’s every democrat” is counterproductive.

Fighting corruption would distract from our fundraising efforts on fighting corruption

UPDATE: Facing pressure from colleagues and voters, Chuck Schumer has introduced articles of impeachment to remove Hasan Piker From office.

Duck just laid eggs in my front yard!

“Alright Mr. Disney, the Moana trailer is ready to upload. Want me to type out the subtitles? It will only take me like 30 minutes.” “Nah, just let YouTube do it automatically. It will be fine.”

“Alright Mr. Disney, the Moana trailer is ready to upload. Want me to type out the subtitles? It will only take me like 30 minutes.” “Nah, just let YouTube do it automatically. It will be fine.”

Considering letting dark forces dampen my enthusiasm for life, but then thinking “this isn’t what special agent Dale Cooper would want for me.”

It’s a game but I cheered when Guillermo Del Toro said “Australia experienced the Death Stranding, too” in Death Stranding 2.

Trump and Hegseth are demons from hell.

Bought one week’s worth of groceries for my family.

The thing about Easter that’s crazy is that it’s a real thing that happened. A guy said “I am God” and then he died and then he came back to life and flew into the sky. And you just have to figure out what you’re going to do about that. What specific way it’s going to drive you insane.

TOP MAGA PATRIOTS are taking the Subhanallah Challenge this Easter morning! Respond “Praise be to Allah” for an EXCLUSIVE chance to be counted as one of President Trump’s most faithful supporters.

believing in the bodily resurrection is nuts. nonsensical. impossible in every way. can’t recommend it highly enough.

Hey everyone, this is your English teacher reminding you that it’s customary and helpful to use a comma before the word “and” whenever that “and” is joining two independent clauses. “I am going to the store after work, and I will pick up dinner.” “AI is stupid, and it is harming literacy.”

I’m sorry but even if you’re not religious I think you need to recognize that Donald Trump is literally Satan from the smash hit bestseller The Bible

Frantic nurse: We're losing him! Doctor who thinks irritating pessimism is savvy: You're a fool to think we ever had him

No, Franklin is making a good point here. I’m not finished reading the David story (no spoilers please), but unless his story somehow ends in tragedy and personal ruin, Franklin Graham is right (again, no spoilers).

People forget that Cheeseburger in Paradise is about a man sticking to a healthy diet by learning to enjoy the contemplation of cheeseburgers instead of actually eating them. It’s a Platonic text. The “paradise” is the realm of forms.

Barth: The angels laugh at old Karl. They laugh at him because he tries to grasp the truth about God in a book of Dogmatics. Sean Evan: That’s an interesting thought! So do you think the whole project of theology is futile then? Barth: (coughing and reaching for milk) Mein Gott, nein!

Roses are red, brown eyes are the commonest,

I hate them. I hate them so much. They are blasphemers of Christ and I Iong for the day when God fills their lying mouths with ash.

grey sphinx view 2, wacky golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979

I can’t believe Bluesky is dying because not enough of you are liking and sharing my posts. That doesn’t sound like it’s true but apparently that’s what they said.

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

People forget that Cheeseburger in Paradise is about a man sticking to a healthy diet by learning to enjoy the contemplation of cheeseburgers instead of actually eating them. It’s a Platonic text. The “paradise” is the realm of forms.

Lot of recalled products down there.

I love my CR-V

Also this:

JD Vance has been told to go fuck himself by TWO DIFFERENT POPES.

Everyone is 12.

Leap! leap up, and lick the sky!