Plot holes aren't real.

Nobody wants to admit it, but they shouldn't have let the dog in the law school to begin with.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The rapture is electable if you vote for it.

Now is a good time to center autistic people and not families of autistic people.

This is the attitude that got us Trump 2. And, also, Trump 1.

When I... Do I even need to elaborate? Just, a general When I

You found a "solution" for autism? Is it accepting everyone's place in the beautiful mosaic of human life? Okay I'm guessing from the look on your face that it's not that

You guys just like, as a society, completely hate us.

autism🤝trans people: parents immediately writing you off as dead

We're gonna burn vulnerable minorities that the right wants to kill to appeal to a fictional right we made up. Yes, again. It's the only thing that works. It only fails because of you. Stop whining, you stupid babies. You idiot children. Take your medicine. Listen to us. You owe us.

The US is run by people who believe in nothing but punishing everyone who isn't in the groupchat. We're not in the groupchat.

I am throwing out job applications like aimless ninja stars in the hope that one lands on something.

The Rapture is fringe theology, from an 1800s guy from England, exclusive to very weird US evangelicals. It is in no way standard religious fare, for the history of Christianity, anywhere. The reason people think it's mainstream is really scary: that fringe's oversized political prominence/beliefs.

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

I'm sorry but there is an Infancy Gospel of Thomas film starring Nicolas Cage? What? I'm torn between "lol what awesome" and "Did I have a head injury all this time"

The implication is that Bigfoot is a type of alien. There is much to consider.

No one ever talks about depression can cause memory loss

stuff i love telling my students: duke university started what became a very famous parapsychology lab in the 1930s. they defined a whole field of inquiry there. i want so badly to write the historiography of that lab and the subsequent rhine research center. maybe one day.

66. Autism is when, if someone doesn't like you, they can do structural violence to you, and if you don't like someone else, they can also do structural violence to you. Hope that helps.

She's been good to me. Help her out if you can. I wish I could. I really do.

Well, 2025 isn't all bad...

Steven Pinker (who wishes to remind us he is an atheist and a liberal) is delighted to announce the inaugural Sneako Fellowships in Western Thought and Roblox Moderation Studies

I do not want to WATCH I do not want to LISTEN please let me READ

The Bedbug Incident is literally proof of this!

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

anything that can be not a video should be not a video there are too many videos

You must only use Investor-approved spaces. If your space does not grow without exception, it isn't Investor-approved. The Investors know what's best for you. You must love the Investors. They will attempt to milk you. You must let them. If your space is not Investor-approved, they will fix it.

that geeky couple with the Doctor Who themed wedding? those tumblr teens just discovering SuperWhoLock and showing their enthusiasm for it? that furry giving their sona rainbow fur and devil wings? they're harmless. it's *way* healthier to express joy than to make fun of things you think are cringe.

I actually think that Taylor Swift is Jigsaw. I will not elaborate on this.

Incredible that we're getting the consumer pricing of a country with a healthy welfare state but without The welfare state. What is the point of the "United States" besides being cattle to feed the ultra rich?

I lIve In the US South.

I Was Reincarnated On The Island After Smashing My Head...And This Woman Hates Me???????

"Sorry, this is just reality" falls pretty fucking short of meaningful when I've been starved, deprived, tortured, and imprisoned owing to someone's LACK of reality

APS is fucking worthless.

"You seem really smart! Why can't you just apply for emancipation in your hometown?" fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouFUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I fucking can't hold on like this much longer. Jesus.

1850s Steven Pinker: So-called "abolitionists" are, despite the fact that I am an atheist and a liberal, protesting my belief in reality and science, like the curse of Ham. This wokeness must be stopped, for society's good: I'm on Preston Brooks's podcast to discuss HIS side of story about Canegate.

I have a really, really bad idea for a gacha game now!

Give me something benign and everyday and I will turn it into a guilt-tripping discourse prompt

Was going through some of the vats in the factory I have in the basement, and son of a gun, there's a bunch of new genders I scraped off some of the barrels. I'm not sure what to do. I put them all in a box and stashed it in the fridge.

AFFIRMATIONS 1. I will go back in time and fight Edward Bernays 2. I will go back in time and fight Arthur Schlesinger 3. I am, despite all apparent evidence to the contrary, worthy of love and the life I want to life, on my terms

Guy who is extensively documenting his sexual harassment on his official Price is Right-branded podcast called The Randumb Show: "Ken had a couple of bad tweets, so it's a no. Aaron Rodgers and RFK Jr. and Sephiroth have a week of guest hosting, then I get to be The Jeopardy Man forever."

Why did they make Trebek watch it???? Is this why Mike Richards was fired??

Financialization of the university is a rot on society.

Lay down on the couch to rest and Memphis jumps on me and curls. I don't think I'm going anywhere

The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it