I love my cat so much.

Gotta write more.

John: Major figure in first two episodes, massive premerge blindside, idol in pocket Paul: Makes it to the final Tribal Council with a solid, unremarkable resume and considered a decent runner-up against a flawed but compelling and dynamic winner George: Idoled-out first juror Ringo: Won the season

you have either underestimated or overestimated what amount of Dr Pepper qualifies as comical

Last night, I learned that this was advertised as a "carrot cake," and someone I follow and enjoy here had expected a delicious carrot cake and had instead been served a cake with carrot-themed icing. This was a distressing, brutal thing for me to undergo. I must share my pain.

Yeah, in retrospect I think Trump was more useful to the powers that be as an idealized opponent, and... That was evil. That was really evil.

Because of woke, you cannot realize that your opponent wants to pick the Steal Ball, and then psychologically torture him into mentally breaking and picking Split via the "I'm going to pick the Steal Ball so if you want anything you will split and I'll write you a check" trick. Thanks a LOT, woke.

It'll always be great to me that when Survivor started putting Canadians on, they started putting up legendary numbers repeatedly, but also that SK got a player before BC

As a palate-cleanser from *gestures* all this, please enjoy this spammy AcademiaDotEdu message to my burner account with the name Outis (in honor of the fake name Odysseus gives the cyclops Polyphemus).

How is ONE COTTAGE making THAT MUCH CHEESE? Where the fuck is the cottage, anyway? Have you been there?

Can I get a refund, please?

There will be data centers in space in ten years, the news tells me, before talking about another war.

Are you fucking kidding me? Got put back on the list? I literally do not follow 5K people, I unfollowed a bunch of people - that I did not want to - because this list has a ton of people blocking it. And under 5K, I was *readded to it anyway.* Nice work.

Similarly, the film Morgan (2016) has aged...in ways I'd rather not think about to where it's a good move to understand the moment

Alex has been struggling a bit lately. If you could help out a bit or keep him in your prayers or thoughts it'd be valued

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am tired.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

Trump has two obsessions: spectacle and violence. He got to do it today. I'm so angry and my heart is broken.

also can I get off the "unverified over 5k following" list. I don't follow 5k anymore, and also I like following people and sorting them into feeds and looking at what people say, but...I literally don't do that.

Cannot stress enough how much you should expect to see this in 2026, all over the place, from all the "adults in the room" on everything ever. And we should all reject it when it comes up

I did and it challenged me to a fight??? Also why is it super effective lol it should be not very effective. Is this really a tree???

It'll be different next year.

This is actually how I feel about Outback Steakhouse. Sincerely. Please don't tell anybody.

JESUS CHRIST THAT THING IS BIGGER THAN THE MOON

sometimes a thing can be successful and it can just end, with no prequels or sequels or reboots. it exists and is appreciated but it doesn’t need anything, its story has been told

Every new year, FB memories reminds me of the best writing I’ve ever done

you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry

I'm tired

The gaslighting is so painful, even after the fact, even when I'm in my apartment.

I stood up for my life.

Being able to consistently make B+ things without missing takes an A+ ability

Mom blew up on me getting ready, like any big event. Says I'm severely mentally ill. They're planning an intervention and she said I'm somehow manipulating my doctor, psychiatrist, and therapist. If I'm not back by Thursday, something happened.

I miss him.

It's 2034. Jair Bolsonaro is allowed to leave prison one last time, meeting his best friend in the world, before his sentencing. He smiles. "Hello, old friend," he says, holding the vial of pure COVID. "It's been so long. I've missed you." Then he shotguns it, smiles, sighs. "Thank you, gentlemen."

The trout did this to frame the salmon.

Idiot. A Michigander has no history in common with a Minnesotan. Imagining they could create a country together is pure fantasy from a deracinated upper class.

Until cleaning out his apartment, I had no idea just how much my father loved popsicles. It's the little things. Shit.

The demon is already doing demon things but I am leaving Tuesday God willing

I'll be back home Tuesday if all goes well

Everything is a blur. I'm doing what I can.

If I go dark for a while, then you should assume they used this crisis to hurt me. Do what you can, in that case. I'll keep posted. Fuck. It feels awful to say that

There's a lot.of emotion. He was a monster to me. Tried to get better Mostly was. Admitted his sins and I think he really did love me. I love him too. I'm also scared for my safety right now. It sounds fucked to say this, but I've already been chided for "not being there for Mom."

My father died.

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

Fellas, is it tactical to shitpost?

I want A.l. gone, I want the internet of stumbeupon back. Back when we made our niche websites and cheered each other on and the national discourse wasn’t YouTube drama

I love that analogy of humans being fae. Not understandable by animals, and a potential danger, but also a potential source of help

Mom's getting her people to call me. Only calling. And never her.