Still can’t believe this is real. Look at my captain man

Cops do a lot of stuff! The study Payne references shows how to most appropriately staff the functions of MPD that make it most effective. Also, does it matter how many cops other cities have? Are those cities “safe”? Do the (esp vulnerable) residents of those cities feel safer?

i am not patriotic, but it is people like Dred Scott that make me feel proud of parts of our history. he never got to be a citizen on the terms he wanted. he never really got to know victory or what his true impact would be. but he was willing to work for the next generation.

Embarrassing as hell. And this is the big thinker all the Dem aides on the hill listen to?

He’s running

Wait until he sees who’s winning GOP primaries

Inside Roberts there are two wolves. Both are idiotic

Wow it feels awful outside!

Congrats @wedge.live your little event out did a masturbating Uncle Sam. Hope you’re proud

This is unreal. I do not give a fuck about Dance Moms, but would absolutely tune in to see the drama around these competitions/competitors. Thinking Best in Show but yo yo

Yakety Sax increases

Never underestimate the bounty near your neighbor’s trash cans.

You can just let your son name the family bike “Happyface”. No one will tell you this, but you can just do it

That’s a lot of municipal snow shoveling we could have done

Oh no I’m signaling my virtues again

This is one way to flush pictures of you wearing your Snap glasses out of the newsfeed. Bravo I guess? finance.yahoo.com/healthcare/a...

“I run the protection program” Shut up, goober. YOU’RE AFRAID OF ALL-GENDER BATHROOMS

Lmao some of these questions were written in the most frustrating manner possible.

the lamelo ball trade some relief in charlotte

Racist Islamophobes say the craziest shit, man. Go to hell Tom Emmer

Lost Naz Reid, gained a maniac behind the wheel. Jfc man this major sucks www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/0zOf...

Besides the point but Lander looks like the Driving Crooner here

ARMATAGE MENTIONED

Conflating “hate” with what the DSA has done to the Democratic Party is such an own goal. We see it here in Minneapolis: the time, energy, ideas, and candidates from the DSA *SHOULD* only serve to strengthen the DFL. Unfortunately DFL establishment has fought tooth and nail to maintain control.

Minnesota Caracal doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Lynx”. I would lay down my life for Kitten 3 kstp.com/kstp-news/lo...

Bluesky is dying, this. Bluesky is dying, that. I don’t think we’re reckoning with how powerful (and stupid) Bluesky can be. Thank you @mplsalex.bsky.social for the kit and the magnets!!!

Very excited for folks to listen to this new podcast from @rebeccanagle.bsky.social (produced by us at Critical Frequency!) on the hidden Indigenous history of the U.S. and how our current political moment was 250 years in the making. Ep 1 is out now!! www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/fir....

Certain Lyndale business owners learning some good lessons here. Kiss the mayors feet, praise him at every opportunity, and be on the offensive with how much you hate the plan. Then, *maybe* strong mayor will do some things on your behalf.

No all-gender bathrooms at the physical therapy office = me, a man, helping my wife (4 days post massive knee surgery) in the women’s handicap stall.

Obviously he didn’t design the FSD himself but this is the trillionaire’s product? Only a sociopath wouldn’t put this shit back in the box. We keep dumping money on this guy’s fanciful ideas when his vertical rockets explode and his cars become horizontal rockets. And he’s a Nazi?

I learned a lot from my dad. The value of hard work, how to love deeply, and how to enjoy life regardless of poor circumstances (self-inflicted or not)

Thought this was a crop top

This is where I post from if you even care

He’s just like us fr. Now if his brain is properly pickled he’ll name their colleges too.

Hell yeah dude get that bag!! First webinar: how to find a boss like Jacob Frey kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

Never heard of this guy, but really really plays the hits as it pertains to Republican billionaires just “looking out for the little guy”

In March of 1854 Joshua Glover was arrested in Racine Wisconsin because he had escaped slavery in Missouri. Feds participating in arresting him alongside his master. Sconnies said fuck that and Sherman Booth went out on the town raising a group of 5,000 to break Glover out.

Whoa: Washburn girls ultimate won the national title! Minneapolis excellence ultiworld.com/2026/06/15/h...

“Dog park supporters” out here trailblazing ways to be insufferable and inconsiderate. “You see: we clean our dog’s shit off the ground. Of course we’re legally obligated to do so, but we do it anyway”

It was me. I took the last Olivia Miles jersey from the team store tonight

Dispatches from another day celebrating ebike summer per @normcharlatan.bsky.social’s direction.

Damn. We really fumbled this by not electing Fateh. Wolves-Knicks Socialist Finals would have exploded brains

Great reminder of why it will always be Fuck Jim Dolan forever Go Knicks

*I’ll Believe in Anything commences* Kolek calls Timothee out of the crowd and they make out

Jfc for the millionth time we need to be 1 million times more worried about Subarus (for example!!) than e-bikes

It’s interesting how reactive people are to police overspending “WOW CANT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED”, but will tout means-testing/slow-rolling basically any other social spending.

Here’s some coneflowers. I want to see yours too

Back at the Minneapolis data center

Congrats, you did it man. Now what? We have a Nazi trillionaire…is society better off now?

Most important alt text I’ve ever read. Lady Cummeal gave City Hall the ass whooping it needed today