My baby has been biking for over a year as of today 🥹 Glad to live in a place that has all ages all abilities cycling facilities. We still have a ways to go, but we appreciate what Minneapolis has done so far.

I’m gonna kiss him

Yesterday a friend of mine bought his first e-cargo bike from Perennial Cycle. Tonight I ran into Luke the owner and mentioned my buddy was so stoked with his new Tern. Like the proudest dad in the world, Luke opened his phone and showed me a picture of my friend with his new bike.

There’s a woman who monitors a bus stop near our child’s daycare and a couple schools. This morning she had donuts for the people (mostly kids) who hop off there.

This book is chock full of local angles for the sickos. This one really got me fired up though. IRWIN JACOBS! Mall of America!

This is Phee when she unloaded the clip on Cathy in that presser

The man who an hour ago said “I hope that my wildly popular state Senator and Congresswoman will fund this mudpie of a Cop City” says people put too much faith in their elected officials. Cmon dude

Walter Hudson: This is my son, he is so based.

Every week my son sees the garbage truck again and he reacts like it’s Jesus walking out of his tomb. Rock on brother

It’s the same picture

“Serious” men like to make fun of woo-woo interests like astrology, crystals, or regularly talking to a therapist. This stock market shit is so fucking stupid

Sometimes the right people get rich. (I want receipts, but he passes the smell test)

Gundam Ilhan DO IT

They’ve tried convincing us Scott Graham is good for the DFL. They’ve now abandoned that and tried convincing us Scott Graham is from Earth

We should be asking her and any other DFL member why they are supporting a Republican for county attorney

Truly a beautiful article/conversation. Picked the perfect person with a perfect background to deliver the goods. racketmn.com/we-went-for-...

These men breathlessly trying to convince us their personal “world” isn’t hell

George W finishes that layup

I’m picturing the public meetings after a modest proposal to build 100 single family homes on Minneapolis sized lots here www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

One side’s lawyers are trying to deport citizens. This dirtbag on our side recently publicly said “please send us new grad DHS lawyers. We will tear them apart like wolves” Both sides have questionable views on the extent of the law.

You know who else went to some events in Rome around the Ides of March

Pushed out a neighbors car, NOW I can go to work

Is Bardem’s lapel being blurred? Or just the design?

This is like Minneapolis (?)

Think you can privatize weather reporting? Come and take COCORAHS and my twig from my cold, dead hands

We got a Tell Tale Twig as a witchy joke last year. Jokes aside, when it’s DOWN, that’s an indication you might be shoveling multiple times. It’s never wrong.

When I was 5 I took ballet lessons in the basement of a mall & one evening someone bought a lizard at the pet store & threw it at all of us tiny ballerinas & my mother let me bring the lizard home, I named it Dino. Anyway, this also happened in suburban Minneapolis.

Spotted at Central Library

Bad day to be an alley trash can

“Boss Lab of Meat Science” Say less brother @normcharlatan.bsky.social

Puts the op in photo op 😮‍💨

“Pro America”, Anti Human Rinse and repeat for these ghouls

This is the gay agenda, no straits

Future of American Transportation™️ Consider it solved

We could just have solar

You’re not that guy, pal

These signs line the streets in the neighborhood our mayor just moved to.

“Today we will vaporize billions of dollars we could have spent helping people”

Local angle! See last line (This is unfathomably dumb)

TROUBLE BOYS is blowing my face off. I’m a Replacements noob but I’m a sucker for books in places I know

The GOP already can’t shut up about Ilhan, now meet Big Ilhan. I want every convention to continue this. The Biggest Ilhan

I want it so bad. This sets the little fella up for a lifetime of disappointment

Wow @theonion.com got an exclusive interview with our Vice President

Included within: this beauty of a nightclubbing round up. Narrated in the exact same tone as the fella who does the MN Hockey Hair video

NIMBY for this specifically

Park the fuck plane at MSP, mark it on google maps near the Larry Craig Memorial Restroom

Congrats to Rep. @katiejonesmpls.bsky.social and family, who biked to the hospital last week and came back with baby Hans. Here's what she told me about the ride:

“Hi. I’m Kristi Noem, the Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas” Hell yeah dude