Consider a simple analogy: When academics write confidently but actually reveal they’ve failed to engage with an entire field of study, they should be laughingstocks forever. Did you know you can read historical books about alchemy? By actual medievalists? And learn about how they used… LEAD???

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye, But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is their fearful symmetry!

The Rule of Saint Benedict was written approximately 1,400 years before the invention of Tylenol, fyi

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

A sight of many fins

A seat of men ‘n’ femmes

Remember the end of “A Bug’s Life”? When the ants realized that all together they were stronger than one big grasshopper bully? And so there was no reason for them to let the bully order them around? And that the bully *knew this all along* and his whole operation was to keep them from seeing it?

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The mighty leader, the great dictator, the paragon of true biblical masculinity, the guy everybody is so terrified to say anything bad about… Couldn’t even stand up to this guy. THIS guy. You all still afraid of a guy who got whupped by Jimmy freakin Kimmel?

Subtly downgrade a band: Death Uber For Cutie

Charlie McCarthyism?

22 Sep 2025

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O snap

Roman Catholicism: "These reforms are part of our grand tradition" Trads: *sputtering like a robot hearing a logic problem*

They really do not want to face that it’s not traditional unless you learned it from a middle-aged relative who learned it from her grandma Otherwise it’s just sparkling nostalgia

Happy first day of Fall, remember to Spring Forward and Fall Back!

Shark Week!!!!!!

WARNING: In case of Rapture, this car’s driver will owe John Nelson Darby fifty bucks

Monday Mood

Is this a text to the grink

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Look, up there in the sky, it’s Middleman! For a small fee he will refer your case to Superman

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what talking to American Christians felt like whenever I tell them i'm from India sometimes

Oh so we are allowed to say things we disagreed with him about?

If I were a billionaire I’d finance so many Rod Dreher biopics. Werner Herzog Rod Dreher documentary. Noah Baumbach Rod Dreher dramady. Wes Anderson stop motion Rod Dreher movie.

Fifty-seventh, they came for Jimmy Kimmel And I did not speak out For they had already come for my editor several lines ago and there was no one left to tell me the poem was getting too long

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Now I'm getting conflicting reports about whether the Rapture will be on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, and, look, I know that TECHNICALLY no man knows the hour of His coming and all, but if we could actually pin this down on the schedule it'll help me plan the rest of my week, thanks

The thing about the Rapture is how it actually happened in 1988 but the only people who were worthy were a community of Old Order Mennonites in central Iowa so it didn’t really make the news much

Speaking of prophetic books published in 1988, here’s another winner in the same genre! Our local church library kept this around for quite a few decades past the sell-by date, for some reason.

Taurus: The last thing you’ll see is Grimace’s face.

Taurus: It’s great that you have a 5 year plan, but maybe 4 of the 5 years shouldn’t be, ‘Scream repeatedly into the void.’

Sagittarius: Bad news: Ghost dinosaurs will finally find you at last. Good news: You won’t even notice, because you’ll be dealing with something much worse.

If Daft Punk wanted to play at my house, I would decline. Couple helmet guys hanging out in the kitchen. Uncomfortable

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I love Narnia but Santa as an arms dealer will never not make me laugh.

Coming up next on The Herman’s Hermits Hour: it’s Henry VIII, it is, it is

Remember, may the pasta be with you.

They say you should always read the book before you watch the movie. I don’t know, I still want to see Superman but I’m really having trouble understanding this guy Nietzsche.

Who has done this? Who would do such a thing? Who placed “The Pink Panther” on my movies list under the header, “Films Where Unfortunate Things Happen to The French”?