St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Proverbs 30:2
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5 months ago
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William Shakespeare
4 days ago
Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy
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EDITOR: āThe Horsey Murdersā is a terrible name for a series ME: No, itās about a hard boiled private eye named Max Horsey EDITOR: Thatās even worse ME: Fine, then what if itās about a serial killer named Simon Horsey EDITOR: Marginally better than terrible is still terrible ME True horse crime
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krat
about 8 hours ago
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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alexis simpson
about 5 hours ago
lmaooooo WHO DID THIS
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
about 7 hours ago
I dunno, Mario! We're already too high!
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ME: I would like a giant robot suit please LIBRARIAN: What ME: You can get anything at the library, right? LIBRARIAN: Many things but ME: Having fun isnāt hard when you have a library card right? LIBRARIAN: Sir ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
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CHOAM Nomsky
about 5 hours ago
MeToo, MeFurious
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Look, some evenings you just have to run in, yell āHeās so rich he has a big gold butler, a medium frankincense servant, and a little myrrh maidā, and run out again fast before anyone can reach for their tomatoes and eggs, itās that kind of evening
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Girls Running From Houses
about 5 hours ago
If they could make a girl out of rotting lace, she would be better than this. But they must make the best of a bad job.
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God is, or He is not. But to which side shall we incline? Reason can decide nothing. Blaise Pascal here for Polymarketā
about 6 hours ago
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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced
about 7 hours ago
Pumpkin Spice Independence Day
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ENGLISH PROFESSOR: Third-person omniscient THEOLOGY PROFESSOR: Yes but so are the other two persons
7 months ago
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
about 14 hours ago
(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article
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it's me
about 15 hours ago
maybe the reporter wasn't hungry
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Everyone can have a little hellfire and brimstone, as a treat
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about 15 hours ago
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My Uncle? Wiggily.
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about 16 hours ago
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Ah, a metaphor
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about 16 hours ago
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JLRay
about 18 hours ago
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 7k) gives me some methodological concerns. They allowed people to rate their pun making as "outstanding" but, statistically, most are sitting indoors at the time
today.yougov.com/topics/socie...
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
about 19 hours ago
Your roundness! The prisoners have escaped!
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Jerry Chen
1 day ago
hāhow
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You mean to tell me these greens are wearing a collar
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Randall Munroe
1 day ago
Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
xkcd.com/3204/
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LORE??????
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disc horse bot
3 days ago
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes wallet inspectors
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Preeti Chhibber
1 day ago
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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One of my college friends just made an FB post like āpeople are so negative about Trump, can they name three good things heās done?ā And itās taking all I have to resist the temptation to make absolutely everyone mad by replying, āOperation Warp Speed, lockdown stimulus checks, and mask mandatesā
1 day ago
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Pascalās wager
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1 day ago
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Jerry Chen
1 day ago
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
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Great, NOW whoās going to be these giants?
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Gwen C. Katz
2 days ago
Macbeth: SHIT
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bacon popsicle š¶
over 1 year ago
Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.
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Chris E
1 day ago
He's very good at being a singer but very bad at being a bunny
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I finally watched the half-show everybody was talking about and my hot take isā¦. Isnāt it deceptive advertising? I was promised a rabbit getting up to all kinds of mischief but instead it was just⦠a singing guy? I mean he was extremely good but, where was the bunny?
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
2 days ago
(Doing my new character Chicagollum) DA precious
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cozy fan tutte
2 days ago
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Susan Brown
3 days ago
This is my kind of mashup!
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Harry Connolly (he/him)
3 days ago
I never noticed this either.
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How well do you know the laws of football? Which of the angry families will kick the ball through the uprights when the referee blows his tiny trumpet?
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2 days ago
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I confess I didnāt follow the primaries very closely but Iām very curious to see what happens with the Super Bowl results once the polls close
2 days ago
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Tired: Superb Owl Wired: Moist Owlet
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It may not cool to be patriotic these days but I canāt help cheering for Team USA every time I watch the super bowl
3 days ago
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Oh wow hey I know that guy from work
2 days ago
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I looked up the act for the halftime show and it looks amazing
2 days ago
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Oh no stop embracing ai youāre leaving me behind, oh no youāre winning the race, oh no stop youāre so far ahead, Iām so far behind I canāt even see you anymore Okay good, now that sheās gone letās get back to making art
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
3 days ago
If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!
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It may not cool to be patriotic these days but I canāt help cheering for Team USA every time I watch the super bowl
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elias isquith
3 days ago
this is what peak posting looks like. you may not like it etc. but this is the platonic ideal of posting.
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