St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Proverbs 30:2
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Meet my new bot,
@pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social
, which takes every noun in the English language (119,000 nouns, per WordNet, including proper and compound nouns).... and makes it Pumpkin Spice! Because, well why not, that's why!
bsky.app/profile/pump...
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5 months ago
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Centuries of Sound
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This is the perfect encapsulation of our stupid time, I love/hate it.
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ME: I think Iām developing a weird paranormal relationship with a podcaster. THEM: Donāt you mean āparasocialā? PODCASTER: Help, help, my spirit has astral projected into your house and cannot return to the material plane ME: Maybe a little
2 months ago
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Signal boost, this looks really positive and useful Instructions for it are in the thread, it took a second to figure out where to go to set my own label but itās really simple
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about 3 hours ago
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tyler huckabutt
about 3 hours ago
New questions about sexuality, desire, and what makes us human were opened up when researchers typed 80085 into a calculator.
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Nome
about 3 hours ago
Put immediately in mind of: āCheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.ā
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Jerry Chen
about 5 hours ago
god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers
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ā¦.what happens is he stays mad about it for SEVEN YEARS and then puts it in his own newspaper that he got mad? š
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about 6 hours ago
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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced
about 6 hours ago
Pumpkin Spice Aurora Borealis
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William Shakespeare
5 days ago
Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy
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EDITOR: āThe Horsey Murdersā is a terrible name for a series ME: No, itās about a hard boiled private eye named Max Horsey EDITOR: Thatās even worse ME: Fine, then what if itās about a serial killer named Simon Horsey EDITOR: Marginally better than terrible is still terrible ME True horse crime
about 14 hours ago
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krat
about 17 hours ago
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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alexis simpson
about 14 hours ago
lmaooooo WHO DID THIS
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
about 17 hours ago
I dunno, Mario! We're already too high!
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ME: I would like a giant robot suit please LIBRARIAN: What ME: You can get anything at the library, right? LIBRARIAN: Many things but ME: Having fun isnāt hard when you have a library card right? LIBRARIAN: Sir ME: Well what could be more fun than a giant robot suit? Three or four stories tall
about 14 hours ago
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CHOAM Nomsky
about 14 hours ago
MeToo, MeFurious
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Look, some evenings you just have to run in, yell āHeās so rich he has a big gold butler, a medium frankincense servant, and a little myrrh maidā, and run out again fast before anyone can reach for their tomatoes and eggs, itās that kind of evening
about 14 hours ago
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Girls Running From Houses
about 15 hours ago
If they could make a girl out of rotting lace, she would be better than this. But they must make the best of a bad job.
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about 15 hours ago
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God is, or He is not. But to which side shall we incline? Reason can decide nothing. Blaise Pascal here for Polymarketā
about 15 hours ago
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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced
about 17 hours ago
Pumpkin Spice Independence Day
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ENGLISH PROFESSOR: Third-person omniscient THEOLOGY PROFESSOR: Yes but so are the other two persons
7 months ago
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
about 24 hours ago
(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article
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it's me
1 day ago
maybe the reporter wasn't hungry
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Everyone can have a little hellfire and brimstone, as a treat
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1 day ago
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My Uncle? Wiggily.
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1 day ago
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Ah, a metaphor
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1 day ago
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JLRay
1 day ago
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 7k) gives me some methodological concerns. They allowed people to rate their pun making as "outstanding" but, statistically, most are sitting indoors at the time
today.yougov.com/topics/socie...
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
1 day ago
Your roundness! The prisoners have escaped!
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Jerry Chen
1 day ago
hāhow
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You mean to tell me these greens are wearing a collar
1 day ago
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Randall Munroe
2 days ago
Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
xkcd.com/3204/
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LORE??????
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1 day ago
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disc horse bot
3 days ago
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes wallet inspectors
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Preeti Chhibber
2 days ago
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
https://gradient.horse/
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One of my college friends just made an FB post like āpeople are so negative about Trump, can they name three good things heās done?ā And itās taking all I have to resist the temptation to make absolutely everyone mad by replying, āOperation Warp Speed, lockdown stimulus checks, and mask mandatesā
2 days ago
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Pascalās wager
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2 days ago
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Jerry Chen
2 days ago
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
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Great, NOW whoās going to be these giants?
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2 days ago
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Gwen C. Katz
3 days ago
Macbeth: SHIT
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bacon popsicle š§Ŗ
over 1 year ago
Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.
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Chris E
2 days ago
He's very good at being a singer but very bad at being a bunny
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I finally watched the half-show everybody was talking about and my hot take isā¦. Isnāt it deceptive advertising? I was promised a rabbit getting up to all kinds of mischief but instead it was just⦠a singing guy? I mean he was extremely good but, where was the bunny?
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
2 days ago
(Doing my new character Chicagollum) DA precious
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cozy fan tutte
3 days ago
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Susan Brown
3 days ago
This is my kind of mashup!
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Harry Connolly (he/him)
3 days ago
I never noticed this either.
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How well do you know the laws of football? Which of the angry families will kick the ball through the uprights when the referee blows his tiny trumpet?
clickhole.com/how-well-do-...
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3 days ago
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I confess I didnāt follow the primaries very closely but Iām very curious to see what happens with the Super Bowl results once the polls close
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Tired: Superb Owl Wired: Moist Owlet
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