Kimmel: "Can you imagine? This country has become so authoritarian the Germans are like, 'Come here'"

The thing about “MAHA is the wrong answer to the right question” in that all the best, science-backed health advice is stuff like “eat like a Greek peasant,” which isn’t a very compelling political message

Washingtongrad Soviet of Workers' and Soldiers' Deputies

"wait, so you're telling me if you taxed land value instead of property value, you could both capture the wealth created from rezoning while incentivizing developers to build more units and lower housing costs?" Congratulations, you're a Georgist now.

But this is how you get Cardinal Timothy Dolan praising charlie kirk at the same time you have Bishops waving mass requirements to people who are afraid of being taken up in an ICE Raid. The Catholic Church is messy, top down hierarchical weirdness.

If ppl want to effectively deploy a boycott here, figure out who the sponsors are that advertise on your local Sinclair or Nexstar affiliate (if applicable) and threaten to boycott them. Will have much more direct impact than your D+ account.

Gonna be honest, if you enthusiastically voted for this, you should be exiled.

A pal is a wonderful thing!

I love that our president is clearly mental ill and we all just have to accept that.

Joe Manchin singlehandedly blew up Biden's welfare agenda and caused child poverty to ~double. Andrew Cuomo literally conspired with Republicans to give them control of the state Senate

Note she doesn't need to gush about his policies. She basically says of course she's endorsing the Democrat in the race, and then immediately transitions to talking about less wee known Democratic mayoral candidates around the country.

"no company should be above the law. no machine should decide who lives or dies," Guterres says, turning to AI. there's no applause in the room for that line, which seems pretty suspicious for the largest human forum we have

Klobuchar: "Pardoning the insurrectionists, what happened with the Eric Adams case when they dropped those charges, the decision not to pursue a reported bribe attempt on Border Czar Homan for $50,000 -- all these are in same milieu. But this thing? This thing is actually using the law as a weapon."

If my father were alive he'd be making us take Tylenol now, just like when we were kids we had to eat broccoli because G. H. W. Bush said he didn't like it.

for all the flapping about Uncommitted during the primary it has always been the Blue Dog centrist types who are most disloyal to the party

Marriage and family can become idols like anything else.

narrator: Catholics believe that beatitude (heaven) is the highest calling.

what's the point of a party if not to actualize the coalition?

is this not just kidnapping?

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

gee I can't imagine why the most recent Democratic presidential nominee might emphasize the importance of supporting the Democratic nominee

It got lost in the shuffle but Trump said "Hepatitis B is sexually transmitted so don't give it to babies until they're 12" and IMHO that is pretty wild

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

The word “autism” was first used to describe behavioral differences in children in 1911 but autism has been documented using available records going back to the 1700s (definitively) and further. Acetaminophen (Tylenol, paracetamol) was discovered in 1878 and first sold in the United States in 1950.

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

IT IS TIME.

Havana syndrome is caused by the autism cure ray. The Cubans were only trying to help us

Kimmel should donate to TP. Trevor Project.

Resistlib yard signs are gonna be surreal after four whole years of mad king shit. In this house, we believe: Black Lives Matter Love is love We shouldn’t go to war with Denmark We shouldn’t go to war with Illinois either You shouldn’t rape kids Tylenol shouldn’t be illegal

The most dangerous person at a protest for a regime is a priest in a collar.

Infant mortality in the USA

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

If it were Biden saying not to take "aceto---well how do we say that?" then righties would be POUNDING tylenol right now in defiance.

There's a really good case for a big PSA push to make the public more aware of the liver toxicity risks of acetaminophen and a good case to only take it when you can't take ibuprofen and instead of that incredibly useful thing these fuckers lied about a disproven link to autism.

US consumer facing brands when they realize the vast majority of consumption is done by white people with college degrees, a monolithically culturally liberal group

Live footage from the RFK Jr Tylenol autism press conference

I'm literally just now finding out that My Dinner with Andre isn't about André the Giant

genuinely crying at this one

There’s a difference between believing women on matters of their own experience and believing laymen on matters of neuroscience.

As someone who, in middle age, increasingly finds myself reaching for a word that I can't quite remember, I understand why at 79 he could't quite come up with "rubella" but also maybe don't just riff on vaccine schedules on live TV based off vibes?

"The Regime will find you if you put your name on a list" motherfucker they couldn't even sack Jimmy Kimmel

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

hey look at that, the opposing political party rose as one and made a huge stink and the people followed with action and then there were results