Solidarity, brothers and sisters

holy shit

Chiefs visit the Jaguars this week. Jacksonville, have some laughs with this. Get creative.

Friday at last…

the top post of all time on r/energydrinks sounds like a bar from Dracula Flow

Crazy that Taylor Swift released the Epstein files in their entirety at the 2:14 mark on the 8th track of her brand new album, The Life of a Showgirl, which is available now wherever you get your music

Does Advertising On Instagram Work? Just Did!

swear this was an item in Neopets

perhaps this is the weekend I finally watch K-Pop Demon Hunters and The Smashing Machine and Good Boy

I love SDSU’s aesthetic of “Lucha Underground except it’s a football team”

[Beastie Boys voice] These FROGS got my FARM in a world of HURT They scare my CATTLE and they eat my SHIRT

The funniest thing Marc Maron could do is start an event also called the Riyadh Comedy Festival and have it take place in, I don’t know, Milwaukee or some shit

Happy 75th anniversary, Peanuts

We’re just months away from Guy Who Breaks Into The Pelosi Household For The Complete Opposite Reasons Than The First One

y’all gone make me lose my mind* *start going to mass again just to prove some kind of point

don’t talk to me, soccer currently has me in knots

Los protagonistas de esta noche histórica. #AustinFC x YETI

Ludacris actually performed at Texas A&M’s ill-fated attempt at a music festival back in the day, Hullabalooza. This was the majorly scaled-back second year, the first year had a headliner that no-showed (Chiddy Bang)

Here in my garage, just got sued for defrauding investors of over $112 million in a ponzi scheme

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

haven’t seen this much performance under duress since WCW Collision in Korea

The Poster's Mindset

When you train a LLM on @chucktingle.bsky.social

FYI this is ENTIRELY why the reboot series at Warner Bros. is happening, J.K. wants a new Golden Trio that she can control. You will not see the new kids stepping out of line an inch, there’s probably language in their contracts against making any sort of social statements

Turns out the whole world is made of copper wire and everyone’s a junkie

Kendrick Bad Bunny 🤝 Canadian destroyer

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

LOVE IT.

oh my god is it ACTUALLY Bad Bunny

Lmaooooo Jaxson Dart playing QB in the South is like a Chinese teenager spending his formative years around NBA players

My fantasy football team has only had three 20-point performances so far. Two of them have been from the Steelers defense.

Fightin’ Texas Aggie Braden Mann, btw

Both guys with extremely in-character views on what growing up in Irvine was like:

Shoutout to the young lady eating Tostitos as the man in front of is in agony after the Alabama touchdown.

HIDEOUS win, Aggies.

"Hey babe, what did you want me to do with those pillows on the guest bed?"

can't even be struck by lightning and killed because of woke

This just got more difficult.

Alright, tapped in for this free #Stardom show, lessgoooooo

Happy Homecoming in Texas to all who celebrate with giant mums.

Man yall fixin to have to call the Avengers on my ass

Me: “I’m fairly confident things can’t get any weirder” Sublime: “We’re back and we have new music”

the Goobermensch

Friday at last…

I’m sorry, can someone convincingly sell me on One Battle After Another? The trailers just make it look like “Sexy revolutionary Leo DiCaprio in a fantasy world where neolibs actually read the Anarchist Cookbook”

This is TREMENDOUS if you have no context for the landscape of NXT at the moment. @bryanalvarez.bsky.social

Místico as Hawlucha, Hechicero as Machamp, Soberano Jr as Gengar, La Catalina as Sylveon, and Kira as Togepi! The CMLL x Pokemon collab show was fantastic!

It’s super effective!