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I've waited 3 years to make this post

BTS will return in K-POP DEMON HUNTERS 2

man, between this and Zootopia, the guy with “punk” in his name sure likes being a cop

John Travolta reviewing Marty Supreme:

Friday at last…

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one must imagine Sisyphus as TBS Champ

some dealer in Dallas is watching this with a sense of remorse he will take to the grave

Just got back from seeing Marty Supreme, which fittingly brings my year-end total for new movies I’ve seen to 21. Match point.

The disgusting traitor, guilty of dereliction of duty. We shall not forget your crimes @poptartsbowl.com @sickoscommittee.org

Got the go-ahead from my boss to spread the word about #AGDQ2026 fundraising in our office Teams chat

was trying to relax and watch John Wayne films with my Dad over Christmas and not think about wrestling but

Wait, does this mean Cyclops is having his dick out then in Doomsday

Welcome to Area 51, your presence has been deemed hostile

Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles. Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him. @poptartsbowl.com

yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms

LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

“I know writers who use subtext” etc. etc.

210 bihhhhh

sorry Fortnite, something else is about to steal all my time

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

Friday at last…-

My friends had me eating GOOD for Christmas and I’m actively plotting to prevent them from moving to Colorado next year

"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons

The Oklahoma City Thunder can’t beat the San Antonio Spurs 👀

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end *lights go out* *when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch* jim ross: BAH GAWD

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

my most galaxy-brain take on this is that he doesn’t know what a child is you think to yourself “Who would talk to a kid like that” and the answer immediately follows… someone who has no mental capacity for what a child actually is

When was anyone going to tell me that San Diego County is home to some of the darkest chapters in American biker gang history

starting a rumor that the Grinch is actually Buddhist

Dawg… Lucy Liu’s Criterion Closet video. Wikipedia says she’s 57 but I got my doubts

TEMPERS FLARE AT THE BUSH’S BAKED BEANS BOWL @vedascott.bsky.social

…what do you think “always” means?

if this is you please seek help

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