How your post finds me

[Action Bronson voice]:

A person named Lindy Waters III, who was created just a few minutes ago, is hitting 3-pointers

is that good

what are you talking about, that’s his excited face

Harley Cameron’s Rumi hair is the coolest #AEWDynamite

do you ever find out something so incredible that you start immediately making plans to improve your quality of life, just so you can be in optimal health for the moment when it comes?

To the woman I just saw at Vons with a butterfly tattoo on her wrist, buying a single bottle of white wine and nothing else: You are seen. You are valid. Dump him.

TFW you find out why you never got booked on Forbidden Door.

Cinco de Mayo TACO Tuesday has got to be a Scorigami of some kind @jonbois.bsky.social

Listen, I only know a few of the current #NASCAR guys… you’re telling me they got someone named Jackson Hovercar and he showed up to the Met Gala? Don’t play with me

Tony Khan, is that you?

Hot Water Music and The Menzingers in San Diego ON THE SAME WEEK as Social Distortion?! These bands are trying to kill me in 2026

Just remember, this is NOT Saiyan Independence Day, that’s later in the year

Oh my god lol youtu.be/rvf2Nl30yEE

wasn’t Anthony Edward’s at death’s door like, a week ago

Alright someone give me the short version of what’s happening in the footy, people seem to be freaking out

We won’t be celebrating May The 4th Be With You- Not until Disney puts jizz back into the Star Wars films.

here are all the states luke skywalker visited in return of the jedi

Just anatomically speaking, we probably should have been able to see Chewbacca’s hog

Internet Rorschach test

hehehheueuuehh

Straight to the meme stockpile

Holy Leclerc #f1

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

“Any men’s big and tall store can offer you a casual assurance that you’re going to like the way you look. You know what’s missing? A guarantee.”

Absolutely wild

I hope I get a nice patch of mud to sleep in when they take me to the work camp

Hank puts his hand on Peggy's shoulder, unaware that 20,000 volts of electricity are currently running through her body

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

dudes rock

This sucks. I don’t have any more eloquent way to put it, it’s just fucking awful.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

Brain came up with a funnier version of those awful decals you see on the back of cars where Sam is defending the Confederate flag or government agencies.

Paging @maffewgregg.bsky.social

y’all… I don’t think we have to worry about Playoff Jokic in the next series

The New York Knicks just put in former San Antonio Spur Jeremy Sochan this may be an indication of how things are going

Bringing this over from Instagram because I’m proud of it: I got a pretty cool shot of Tiger Mask as he prepared to go to the ring for one of his final American matches (Unapologetic Pro, 4/15/26) #wrestlesky #njpw

Before you ask: Mississippi. It’s always Mississippi.

it will be interesting to see who will win