hell ya let's awaken some Kaiju

b-b-b-b-b-b-basketball

Weiss and her ilk think they don’t need credibility just because they have power.

Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'

Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'

applaud this as the thing that will likely, finally, give Elon Musk a stroke

a hilariously stupid pretext to justify an invasion they’d be launching shortly if not for stepping on so many rakes in Iran.

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on turning The Washington Post into an even cheaper-looking copy of Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire. You saw an overcrowded field of whiny young reactionaries complaining about the most mundane grievances and said, wait, wait, we can do that too!

1349th in line?? This is an affront to every millennial in Brooklyn. Zohran needs to fix this

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Back to School. Starring LeBron who retires from the NBA and goes to college to play in the March Madness tournament with his son.

The good news is, there are a lot of experienced, trained professionals on hand who can quickly gather all the appropriate facts and tell us exactly how this is bad news for the Democrats in the midterms.

doubtful. they didn't blink when Trump called them piggies. they know what they are and they love it.

It’s not just the headline. That third paragraph is gross. NYT saw an opportunity to put down Mamdani and minimize sexual assault in one fell swoop and they took it. Trash author, trash newspaper.

JD VANCE: Well, everyone knows the Pope is Catholic. What my statement presupposes is... maybe he isn’t?

“hey, Melania. It’s your lawyer. Yea, the Iran war thing is winding down. We lost. Yea, exactly, perfect time to remind everyone about your and your husband’s friendship with Epstein.”

I have these images saved on my phone from 2019. oh boy did we not know how bad it’d get

Dansby Swanson is going to be one of my “name a guy” guys in 20 years. What a name

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

it's worth noting that the quote they went out of their way to make look stupid was expressing a reasonable point — a restatement of the long-standing official US policy in fact! — and the quote they clean up and sanitize is expressing a deranged threat of war crimes in an illegal conflict

me and my bro got our fingers stuck in Chinese finger trap

Being in your 30s is crazy. You wake up one day and just have a “bad ankle” now.

OH. MY. GAWD.

if you max out your speed, you can clip through the Garden of Gethsemane, allowing you to save Mary Magdalene while still avoiding crucifixion.

timeline cleanse

I don’t know what matcha is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

"he's in great spirits" is exactly how you'd describe someone having a good day in hospice

to his credit, Trump embarking on one of the most disastrous & pointless military campaigns this century HAS made me forget he’s close personal friends with a pedophile.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

What can you even say? These people deserve their inevitable humiliation and the nation deserves journalists with more self-respect.

Donny Trump attacked Iran? The Winner of the FIFA Peace Prize?

imagine watching the State of the Union when you can watch Alyssa Liu’s gold medal winning free skate 12 times

thus post from our wonderful director is tight the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke). if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍

The successful effort to force Biden out signaled to elite media that they had a veto over Democratic Party primary voters. Whether they successfully exercise it or simply try to in 2028 is an open question but bet your sweet nippy they’re going to try.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy [board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?

Watching as Charlie Puth sings the National Anthem for exactly 119 seconds

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

Congrats to LeBron James, who's now 1/10th of the way to becoming an expert at playing NBA basketball.

❤️

damn I was really cooking bangers at 2 a.m. 13 years ago

Everyone’s 12 theory undefeated.

this is like the 9/11 for people who analogize things to 9/11