It’s not just the headline. That third paragraph is gross. NYT saw an opportunity to put down Mamdani and minimize sexual assault in one fell swoop and they took it. Trash author, trash newspaper.

JD VANCE: Well, everyone knows the Pope is Catholic. What my statement presupposes is... maybe he isn’t?

“hey, Melania. It’s your lawyer. Yea, the Iran war thing is winding down. We lost. Yea, exactly, perfect time to remind everyone about your and your husband’s friendship with Epstein.”

I have these images saved on my phone from 2019. oh boy did we not know how bad it’d get

Dansby Swanson is going to be one of my “name a guy” guys in 20 years. What a name

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

it's worth noting that the quote they went out of their way to make look stupid was expressing a reasonable point — a restatement of the long-standing official US policy in fact! — and the quote they clean up and sanitize is expressing a deranged threat of war crimes in an illegal conflict

me and my bro got our fingers stuck in Chinese finger trap

Being in your 30s is crazy. You wake up one day and just have a “bad ankle” now.

OH. MY. GAWD.

if you max out your speed, you can clip through the Garden of Gethsemane, allowing you to save Mary Magdalene while still avoiding crucifixion.

timeline cleanse

I don’t know what matcha is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

"he's in great spirits" is exactly how you'd describe someone having a good day in hospice

to his credit, Trump embarking on one of the most disastrous & pointless military campaigns this century HAS made me forget he’s close personal friends with a pedophile.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

What can you even say? These people deserve their inevitable humiliation and the nation deserves journalists with more self-respect.

Donny Trump attacked Iran? The Winner of the FIFA Peace Prize?

imagine watching the State of the Union when you can watch Alyssa Liu’s gold medal winning free skate 12 times

thus post from our wonderful director is tight the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke). if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍

The successful effort to force Biden out signaled to elite media that they had a veto over Democratic Party primary voters. Whether they successfully exercise it or simply try to in 2028 is an open question but bet your sweet nippy they’re going to try.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy [board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?

Watching as Charlie Puth sings the National Anthem for exactly 119 seconds

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

Congrats to LeBron James, who's now 1/10th of the way to becoming an expert at playing NBA basketball.

❤️

damn I was really cooking bangers at 2 a.m. 13 years ago

Everyone’s 12 theory undefeated.

this is like the 9/11 for people who analogize things to 9/11

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

Every conservative today

more so every day

Now that Zohran is mayor, have any billionaires left NYC yet? I am looking to adverse possess a penthouse

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

what's wrong with this guy

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.

ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain. it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.

the “but I really wanna” exception to The Constitution.