at long last, Vito Corleone can join the Space Jam universe

imagine watching the State of the Union when you can watch Alyssa Liu’s gold medal winning free skate 12 times

wow, insightful. what if MAGA were led by an aristocrat…hmm…let me think about that…

thus post from our wonderful director is tight the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke). if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍

The successful effort to force Biden out signaled to elite media that they had a veto over Democratic Party primary voters. Whether they successfully exercise it or simply try to in 2028 is an open question but bet your sweet nippy they’re going to try.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

woke culture takes another victim

[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy [board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?

Watching as Charlie Puth sings the National Anthem for exactly 119 seconds

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

Bari Weiss, the independent journalist?

Congrats to LeBron James, who's now 1/10th of the way to becoming an expert at playing NBA basketball.

❤️

damn I was really cooking bangers at 2 a.m. 13 years ago

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.

Everyone’s 12 theory undefeated.

this is like the 9/11 for people who analogize things to 9/11

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

Every conservative today

more so every day

Now that Zohran is mayor, have any billionaires left NYC yet? I am looking to adverse possess a penthouse

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

what's wrong with this guy

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.

ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain. it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.

the “but I really wanna” exception to The Constitution.

ghislaine is wrapping herself up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy. it’s scaring all the guards. despicable…

me reaping: me sowing:

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature

uncanny

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling

Strong closing message. I dare you to find one thing you disagree with

Do I have to watch all 162 games before this to understand what’s happening?

POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me

Under-recognized side effect of the end of the monoculture: people showing me videos to explain their Halloween costumes. 🙅‍♂️ no thank you

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

choose your fighter

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer