@drewmagary.bsky.social for the longest time, you credited the Distraction’s theme song to “the immortal Kirk Hamilton” until recently when I’ve noticed you’ve moved to other compliments. Can you confirm Kirk Hamilton is still immortal and has not suffered a Highlander style situation?

Checking the AL standings every day is like watching two 90 year old men fight each other.

Re: Mamdani’s statement and Netanyahu Although I loathe to engage in horse race palace intrtrigue politico bullshit, I will admit that I am fascinated to see how ‘ol Donny Trump wiggles his way out of this jam.

@raffic.bsky.social Hey Raffi, I just wanted to say I really loved your music as a kid and I’m so grateful to get to enjoy it again with my son. It’s been really special, thank you for so many great years of music and for making such a positive impact on my life. I hope you are well and thank you.

I’ve never laughed harder before or since. When they got Danger Ehren with the tray of soup I could feel my soul leaving my body like one of those cartoon dogs in old timey cartoons I was laughing so hard.

Every day I think about the giant spring-loaded hand bit from Jackass

It is a funny situation to be in when you’re like “I wish world leaders could hit the same level of integrity as the mayor of New York City”

Hearing reports that Corn has “gone woke”

In their defense I do think the communists would probably prefer that the government be communist before it starts to command them

Can't believe they asked Cal Raleigh in the postgame interview if the Team USA curse was lifting, and he explained that he'd been reading critical histories of US imperialism and becoming less susceptible to military propaganda. Wow! GOMS

Not a fun team. Sim to End of Season.

Hearing reports Jimothy has announced his candidacy for City Council Seat 6

@jonbois.bsky.social In case you’re curious about what’s going on in Seattle these days, people are going nuts for a weird looking raccoon in Ballard named Jimothy. www.kiro7.com/news/local/e...

#NewProfilePic for Jimothy

Life is a pretty sweet fruit actually

This read like a Whitman poem. And I will love many of the things and sing their praises; Ticket punches and wonderful accents, Games of chance and Niagra Falls Books of small bears French mustard and British schemes The winter's dark and the summer's light For we are all multitudes...

@nathanhb.bsky.social Jerry Dipoto was hired September 28th 2015. What date do you think Mariners ownership first broached the idea of bringing Dan Wilson on as manager with Jerry?

Spending my week between jobs doing what I was always meant to do: work at my other job

You will experience climate change through a series of hard to believe photos and videos, until one day, you’re the one taking the hard to believe photo/video.

The best way I can describe the Mariners at the break is Dan Wilson has the vibes of a substitute teacher that is rapidly losing control of the room.

To my fellow Pisswarriors: If you’re in line to piss on Lindsey Graham’s grave STAY IN LINE!!!

I watched the Narduwar interview with David Byrne and I think I now have second hand autism.

politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die

dreams are worth going for. we are dreamers.🌟

The Buddy Kennedy era has FINALLY begun.

These Mariners look like they need to take a week off and get their shit straight.

"why can't you PEACEFULLY PROTEST by disappearing so I don't have to think about you or acknowledge that you exist"

“This doesn’t help your cause” Some guy who hates you and your cause

This is the best representation of where Mariners fans are at.

Time is Flat Circle.

This is dead center in terms of “hitting a nail on the head” if we sincerely want to stop the Torment Nexus from being built we need some people to recognize that cosplaying as Eugene Debs is not gonna get the job done.

I would argue this this the exact pathology of the “failure mode” a lot of movements experience. And that is to fundamentally respect other occupations and social classes they view as “inferior” to the idealized awoken formerly lumpen factory worker who looks like Nick Offerman or Bruce Springsteen.

Credit to Bluesky, “Nazi tattoo bad” managed to nail the litmus test on the first go-round.

one of my unpopular (to americans) opinions is that primaries are a pretty flawed way of choosing candidates and only superficially have more democratic legitimacy than “smoke-filled rooms”

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. In that time, we talked about his recent conversion to Islam and the one true prophet Muhammad. Even a little about his upcoming vacation to the Gardens of Jahannam. He told me to relay that there is one true God and Muhammad is his prophet!

Listen, I’m a stupid bitch, I’ll never learn. The next candidate that comes along that says they are going to do a lot of the stuff I want us to do, I’ll probably look past some flaws and glaring weaknesses with that candidate as well.

The whole internet loves Blackwater Oystermerchant, a lovely mercenary who farms oysters!

I liked Graham Platner because I liked what he said he was going to do if elected. That’s it. Politicians are a means to an end. I don’t care about the interior lives of these people. I also think the credible SA accusations are disqualifying and if I was in Maine I wouldn’t vote for him.

Farm to Table Brainrot. That’s the Bluesky guarantee.

If the whole planet went to complete solar & wind energy we could stop global warming in 5 years. 5 years,folks. The oil & gas industry would be relegated to machinery only.

by force of habit susan collins says she's "troubled" by allegations before voting for graham platner

Absent finding out that Belgium dosed their Powerade with psilocybin I'll always be convinced that this is Trump's fault

world cup discourse currently

Haaland looks like one of the Nihilists from Big Lebowski

Vikings fans after every JJ McCarthy interception.

i increasingly feel like the standard leftist toolkit systematically disempowers compassionate people who take ideas seriously by convincing them that everything that is or could be powerful is impure, and they should abstain from those things

Saw this pic with no context and I thought it had happened.

Tiptoe all you want dude. I can hear those pizzicato strings

I am listening to 1776: The Musical (thanks @ihavethatonvinyl.com) and my favorite part I had forgotten is when John Adams tells Jefferson “Hey man, for the record, I also want to go home and fuck my wife, but let’s get this letter worked out first”