One director, four bangers

Just know that anyone who discusses people in terms of “Hitler Particles” or “Fetterman Particles” themselves has “Trotsky Particles” emanating off them that would immediately burn out any low level dosimeter.

It sucks to hear about the Platner Nazi tattoo situation. Plenty of time for him to make his beliefs clear on that for sure.

I’ve said this all season and I’ll say it again, there may come a day when Dan Wilson is a competent major league manager, but that day was not today.

This is legitimately an insane gambit.

“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“ “that must be wonderful” “It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”

I feel like no Mariner has ever understood the assignment better than Cal Raleigh

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

Y’ALL WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY???

We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: overthrow the government 2: drill down to the earth's core, kill the Keeper, and build a socialist utopia from his bones.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

MARINERS WIN!! MARINERS WIN!!! / VICTOIRE DES MARINS!! VICTOIRE DES MARINS!!!

Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening

Imagine having lifelong sports trauma because your team lost to the Seattle Mariners. Clown franchise. Mariners in six.

idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

Big win for the Mariners! Shout out to Cal Raleigh and special thanks to his children, The Toronto Blue Jays

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

The Mariners won, and in a directly related series of events my house in now EXTREMELY clean!

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

Alright George, there’s your run. Hold ‘em.

Worth pointing out that if we had publicly financed elections Trump wouldn't be able to put the Democratic Party in mortal danger simply by targeting their finances

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

I’ve often wondered what the diametric opposite of “the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit” dril tweet was, and I think it’s this guy.

Mariners close it out

Whew!

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Good as time as any to remind you that Dom Canzone is good.

Hahaha it’s super cool that we’re in a rain delay for a playoff game because Midwestern teams are too cheap to build a proper baseball stadium with a retractable roof.

(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses

give greta thunberg a gundam

My feelings on tonight’s game

I genuinely hope that is the last time see Carlos Vargas pitch for the Mariners.

FUCK!

We should replace "Myers-Briggs" and the like with "What is your favorite and least favorite I Think You Should Leave " sketch.

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

JK Rowling is the poster child for how much a billion dollars will make you miserable no matter where you started in life, or how you came upon the Billion dollars.

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

Going to the ‘ol ballpark this weekend to watch the Mariners play some meaningless late September baseball, but this time, it’s different! 🤠

Need to remind everyone that part of moving forward from this dark moment in our history is holding every single agent in ICE and DHS accountable.

somehow in my mind I have linked the success of the Seattle Mariners to turning the tide against fascism and while I know it has no empirical basis it feels right

Hang the banner.

RFK at HHS is like if a baby crashed a car in to a crowd of people. Sure I'm mad at the baby, if not particularly surprised by the outcome - but my bigger concern is all the adults who handed the baby the car keys and insisted it'd be fine.

The shambolic attempt to stop Zohran Mamdani should give you a lot of hope. Some of the most powerful people on the planet would stop at nothing to prevent him from becoming mayor and they just keep slamming their dicks in the doorframe.

Cal Raleigh…

With any luck, tomorrow we’ll be able to put @joeveyera.bsky.social’s banner meme to rest once and for all.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Man, I thought we were done with that whole bit where the Mariners make a rookie pitcher with a high ERA look like 2014 Felix 🙃

Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like Buddy Holly, oh oh and I'm smashing down your door. I don't care bout the constitution anyway. I don't care bout that.