As a follow up, in a highly scientific study conducted at Edmonds, WA little league today, out of 10 total little leaguers interviewed seven confirmed Shohei Ohtani was their favorite player, followed by Julio Rodriguez with two votes and Cal Raleigh with one.

Reminder: Rip Torn deserved an Oscar for his role in Freddy Got Fingered.

🎶 We are Young. Heartache to heartache we stand. Hats on heads, gloves on our hands. Love is a baseball field. 🎶

THE HARE KRISHNA GUYS IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN ARE WEARING ORANGE KNICKS T-SHIRTS WITH THEIR ROBES!!!!

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

At last year's Mariners Pride game, I sat next to a 50-year-old gay man who moved to Seattle 3 years prior from Arkansas. He is a *HUGE* sports fan, but because he had to hide for most of his life, he was still super hesitant to attend a sporting event, even in a supportive place like Seattle. (1/2)

Zohran Mamdani really said “if Politicians really wanted to they would, allow me to demonstrate” and it’s driving the press absolutely insane.

colt emerson hit a dinger and the thunder lost within seconds of each other

An A.I. Graham Platner would be the final boss of Bluesky

Alright George, there’s your run. Hold ‘Em.

I would like to see a short video series of MLB players talking about weird baseball related dreams they’ve had.

JP is essentially Adam Dunn without the power now.

Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'

@stefanheck.bsky.social Hronek and #41 for the Panthers #9 and the Canucks pick Viggo Bjorck. You like that or nah?

engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree

Shohei Ohtani holds this strange space in the sports discourse where he lies in an almost quantum superstate where we alternately don’t talk enough about he’s GOAT and also that’s literally all we talk about when it comes to him and like 30% of all general baseball discussion.

Now That’s What I Call Some Really Bad Baseball™️

Advertising needs to be completely illegal I’m so serious

Dan Wilson has been manager for a little under two years now and he is still fucking up basic manager stuff.

Dudes Rock

Gonna say it again: The quickest, easiest way to address this in the near-term is UBI, funded by a wealth tax. It will take years of concerted effort to dismantle the garbage The Rich have woven through law and courts, but you could slam the brakes for now pretty easy.

FWIW, I thought Colt Emerson acquitted himself quite well considering he had to drive from Tacoma 2 1/2 hours before the game.

Jesus Christ I'm sick of that guy

The people rejoice at the arrival of Glorious Leader Colt McColt

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Drake letting his gf stay up late for his midnight album drop

getting dumber as you get older actually rocks

Dimebag Darrell played solos like he was dueling Satan for a golden Washburn Razorback guitar

Gonna use this instead of the kombucha lady meme

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

With a great deal of appreciation that Cole Young has been the Mariners' best defender, I must nonetheless note

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

big ups to the 5% of poll respondents in Manhattan who were unfamiliar with their Mayor, Governor, and Senator but still planned to vote in the June primary these are democracy's strongest soldiers

1 for 4 with 5 RBI’s is the aesthetically perfect Dom Canzone stat line.

I feel like 75% of MAGA would jump ship at this point and support things like UBI and Universal healthcare if they just passed an ammendment that said you could call your friend a gay retard in jest and nobody can get mad at you about it.

*holds up my phone and shows someone the bluesky app* look, these are all of the friends inside my phone

It’s pretty clear that Cal is hurt and they need to put him on the IL.

Me: But here’s the twist! JF *ISN’T* actually stealing the jokes, he’s making fun of how bad they are and the OP’s don’t understand that so they get mad at him but then they look even worse 😂 [my wife on her laptop googling “How to poison someone and get away with it”]: That’s nice 🙂

I’ve never met the man: but from what I’ve gathered via watching his various media enterprises, is that someone genuinely being so self serious/humorless that they think he is stealing their jokes, is JF’s equivalent of a dying kid getting to meet John Cena.

The “most millenial song” is such tailor made Bluesky engagement bait I’m surprised we haven’t done this one yet. It’s Mr. Brightside, btw.

My unpopular (on Bluesky) opinion is that most non-MAGA politicians basically mean what they say, and that the goo-goo equivocating bullshit moderates are always going on about, as much as I hate it, as much as I think it doesn't work, is sincere. They basically believe it.

the Years of Lead are not something you want to live through regardless of your politics, I promise you that

I don’t think Cole Young is going to be the next Robbie Alomar Jr but I think he can be a real nice 2-3 WAR per year type of guy that doesn’t make any loud mistakes.

@bencollins.bsky.social I know you got a lot on your plate, but I just wanted to say a “Coast to Coast AM” style show on the new InfoWars would go so hard.

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

Politicians only talk like this because if you “use every day language” they are going to end up saying “Yeah I voted to fund the OrphanCrusher5000 for another 4 years, Joesph Orpancrusher is a friend of mine and he’s paid me a lot of money that I’ve already spent for this vote”

For real what is it with the Mariners and testicle trauma? Like 1 of 1,000 weird things about this team.

Every suggested Instagram post is "my dog died yesterday" or "the allegations are not true." I can't keep doing this