Here’s JP Crawford’s 4th throwing error in 14 games at 3B

We keep trying to screw them up, which is very us, but humans really nailed it with sports.

why not

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

We have to put in a ton of hard work but this time of year makes the scouting process worth it

We're keeping our draft coverage going. Here's our entire Top 30. Numbers 31-150 will be released next week. Have a safe and happy 4th you scamps, and don't let Dan Wilson be in charge of your late-show fireworks.

David Roth on the Great American State Fair: defector.com/dead-country...

I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace. defector.com/dead-country...

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

I've loved Grubhut for years. Really hoping he falls to Seattle.

Found out awhile back this lady went to Reed College and a lot of stuff locked into place for me.

It takes so much to stand out in the 2026 American League as earnestly, truly, authentically “bad”. Congratulations to the Angels on the accomplishment.

Question: While we all agree that the Robinson Cano deal was terrible and only a genius like Jerry Dipoto could have saved us from it, he was worth 5.6 fWAR in 2014, his first year here. In which year of his five-year deal will Josh Naylor reach that number?

@productiveouts.bsky.social dawg I know bad baseball and uh, the Angels. I am sorry.

Pretty sure Dome and Bedlam (DIP) did a live podcast that outdrew this.

Why would anyone want to buy into such a hellish metropolitan area Seattle is dying and etc.

Wrote about Dan Wilson. New post up on The View Level. www.theviewlevel.com/p/it-doesnt-...

With the Mariners once again discovering scoring runs when your catcher hits fewer than 60 home runs is HARD, I wanted to remind everyone that we solved the offense problem before last season, with a series of evermore visionary proposals thelightbat.substack.com/p/modest-pro...

Man, @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com is such a great writer. This piece on the Angels GM shakeup is outstanding. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Everyone is mad at Dan Wilson today and he’s just out here achieving the organization’s highest ideal. I don’t see the issue.

Sorry still laughing that the Mariners - who quite literally have more starting pitchers than they know what to do with - got themselves into a situation where Michael Rucker and Josh Simpson were throwing the highest leverage pitches of a regulation nine-inning game.

/Mike Breen voice BANG!

See you tomorrow at 1:20 PM on the Ian Furness Show for Mollywhop Monday with @myohwhy.bsky.social on KJR 93.3. It will be interesting to see what we talk about.

The Seattle Mariners are the most entertaining team in MLB if you're willing to meet them where they're at (routine catastrophe)

So, Dan Wilson. Wrote this the day after the 2025 ALCS and still feel the same way. A team in this situation should not have someone learning on the job. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...

Watching Dan Wilson manage a close and late game

Just need Dan Wilson to rally the fellas over a round of milk shooters and church wafers

This new Dan Wilson interview is fascinating

FOUR 👏 RUNS 👏 IN 👏 ONE 👏 GAME

Cleveland is trying incredibly hard to get the Mariners to four runs today. I believe it will happen.

A mournful fanbase glumly turns to next season, when the Mariners will surely finally acquire a non-elite part-time roleplayer at the end of his career who is not unfathomably bad.

“they always quick to say ‘who’s a good boy?’, but never ‘how’s the good boy?’, you know?”

The Mariners losing today would make my radio show very easy tomorrow but also make some of you sad. Lady drinking beer dot meme over here.

The 2010 Mariners also had peak Felix Hernandez and Cliff Lee and, while I like and respect a lot of this current era’s pitchers, not one of them can hang with those guys. What an amazing season that was. 513 runs in 162 games.

Always and forever

The Mariners have now scored three or fewer runs in 13 straight games, tying the franchise record with the 2010 team. That was…….an incredibly unwatchable team.

Bullying works!

Good to know Jerry Dipoto is active on Bluesky dot com: The Website For Sports

A dozen straight games of scoring three or fewer runs, and they still have managed to go a respectable 5-7. I love my big idiot baseball team, which is perfect.

I AM BECOME DEAL MAN

Ok we did it. We have fixed the Mariners. Here's the plan: You hate the piggyback. I hate the piggyback. The players kinda hate the piggyback. Everyone agrees. What our plan calls for? ALL PIGGYBACK. NO RELIEVERS ALL STARTERS

All things occur in Rob's Perfect Timing. #RobsTiming

Me, noticing the Houston Astros sitting 1.5 games back in the division

ROB WILL DO IT

We live in an age of impossible tragedy and absurdity which makes it hard to contextualize any one specific thing. That said, it remains uniquely bizarre and hilarious that literally Dan Wilson is managing the Seattle Mariners.