Safe and affordable?

This is just quintessential ANGELS BASEBALL.

did Alex Cora also trade this guy for Caleb Durbin

Stop trying to make MAMMOTH a thing again.

Deeply saddened to report we have no connection to this whatsoever.

Breslow typing “my baseball team is bad. what should I do?” into ChatGPT-ass move.

Not responsible for this one either.

It is with immeasurable pain and sadness that we announce we had nothing to do with this. The name Choyce Diffey is right in our damn wheelhouse and we swung through it like we’re blindfolded. Absolutely pathetic. Thanks to @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com for making us aware of this failure.

Me, watching Nolan Schanuel ground out to second base.

SOURCE: Hearing these will be called Shitty Connects.

Please clap.

an all-timer for the blooper reels

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

These Giants City Connects are somehow even worse now than they were when they dropped.

Don't recall many people having a problem with this rule when he was on the Angels. 🤔

Is 18 a lot? Seems like a lot.

Gonna start performing magic tricks in a Twins uniform and call myself Frank Voila.

LOL METS

Suffering from general “weakness”? Stars — They’re just like us!

Seems highly unlikely, but you really can’t rule it out because ANGELS BASEBALL.

Trying my damnedest to enjoy the Mike Trout Renaissance, but PTSD from the past five or six seasons just has me holding my breath and expecting his whole leg to fall off as he sprints to first, or both wrists to fuse mid-swing, or his entire spinal column turns to sand as he robs a homer.

hello I am doing a sports

If you take into account certain things and factors therein with regards to the velocity of speed, power pitchers of the 90s like Randy Johnson and Mark Wohlers and including such as Armando Benitez and Billy Wagner would have registered at 117 mph in today’s game. They just don’t want you to know.

Just want to get out ahead of this and let you all know we had nothing to do with it.

Horrible news. A true Halos legend.

Scientists believed it was impossible to create pure, uncut Mid until now.

ANGELS BASEBALL

Following MLB Transaction Bot on Jackie Robinson Day was a mistake.

We can now rule out the possibility of Tatsuya Imai ever starting a band and going on tour.

De Geese De Goose De Gose De Geus

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

No thanks. I’ll have a surgeon do it.

We are deeply saddened to report that we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.

We could never

GREAT toe, Blake.

I will not be satisfied with the state of sabermetrics until Baseball Savant gives us a Catcher Foul Tip Sack Tap filter

Guy Who Wore A “Let’s Go Brandon” Tee Unimpressed By Padres City Connects

Remembering a guy this morning. When are we getting a Kenny Landreaux biopic starring Keegan Michael Key?

Ordering "frajitas" and saying "mochas grassy-ass" to the server.

Rangers: Mailed the hell in. Jersey might as well say SPORTS. Brewers: Non-licensed baseball video game slop. Boo. Padres: Extremely San Diego. Lookin' like a Dia de los Muertos BMX team. A+ Royals: Who dropped bleach in the washer? Also the hat looks like a souvenir from a fancy hotel's gift shop.

SOURCE: The Boston Red Sox have designated LHP Walmart Carbonara for assignment.

Chalk another W up for Perry Minasian. Incredible ROI here.

Nolan Schanuel running into the fray, immediately hugging someone, and screaming, “HOLD ME BACK, BRO!”

A kneejerk reaction to the existence of visors.

It’s nuts!

I cannot believe how soggy this throw is from Randy. Slappy Schanuel hits a jam-job duck fart to shallow left field and you throw a water balloon towards the Halos on-deck circle?

File ‘er tits, Gerald.