Productive Outs
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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
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Done with the other place. This is your home for bad baseball takes and fake names for now.
over 1 year ago
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We celebrate Dub Gleed, but names of that caliber are well above our pay grade. We simply could not.
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about 8 hours ago
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Christopher Crawford
about 15 hours ago
@productiveouts.bsky.social
You're getting lazy.
bsky.app/profile/bmag...
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SOURCE: The New York Yankees have signed free agent infielder Wetson Fourthmother to a minor league deal.
1 day ago
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You know it, brother.
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2 days ago
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Bart Johnson walked so Salome Barojas could run.
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7 days ago
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We are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of professional soccer. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.
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7 days ago
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This is a huge loss for Angels fans, because Sam was the only beat writer in Anaheim who wasnāt afraid to ask tough questions and speak truth to power.
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9 days ago
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Ratto on the Halos is really good.
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9 days ago
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[extreme Bruce Buffer Voice] BUSSELL RRANYAAAAAAAN
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10 days ago
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#dickstand
!
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11 days ago
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We could never.
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12 days ago
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Good stuff from
@davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social
here.
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12 days ago
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The Angels are looking very safe and affordable, and Iām sure everyone at Tempe Diablo is having a great experience.
13 days ago
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[extreme Avery Johnson Voice] BLAINE CRIM
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14 days ago
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Temu-ass baseball franchise.
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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Congrats to Bryce Harper on the release of his new Mountain Dew X Salomon collab ski boot. So savvy to drop it during the Winter Olympics.
14 days ago
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Brent Maguire
16 days ago
I made it to the Angels section of the BP annual and Riley did not miss with his essay. The connection between the Angels and society at large was a nice twist.
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Is this good? Seems good.
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17 days ago
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Oh yeah, and Dan Barefoot which means that somehow, somewhere, there is a person named Man Barehand who bridges the gap between those two perfectly.
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17 days ago
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Pete Alonso wyd
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18 days ago
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Max Scherzer please.
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18 days ago
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Weāre poundsmaxxing, bruh. Eating split shot sinkers by the handful. Washing āem down with protein shakes.
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18 days ago
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Trout going full Icarus Mode is his prerogative I guess, but Iām not sure thereās a way this doesnāt end badly for him and the Halos.
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18 days ago
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MLB needs a Spring Training Pound Tracker, like a line graph that shows if weāre up or down year-over-year.
19 days ago
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Andrew Bryzgornia
20 days ago
@productiveouts.bsky.social
80-grade derp face. Big Jeff Karstens comp.
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Such a weird ending to his free agency. Is he washed? Was he holding out for a longterm deal? This being in a return-to-sender one-year situation when so many teams are hurting for SP is ⦠odd.
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21 days ago
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This is so good.
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21 days ago
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CRIGAEL
22 days ago
at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.
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NOPE
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22 days ago
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Riley Breckenridge
22 days ago
Baseball season is officially here! I wrote the Angels essay for this yearās
@baseballprospectus.com
annual, and tried my damndest to dissect the mess that is Angels Baseball.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
24 days ago
bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.
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She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day
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24 days ago
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The BP Annual is my Punxsutawney Phil.
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25 days ago
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We are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of college basketball, and are in no way responsible for either of these names.
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25 days ago
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Perryās playing his greatest hits.
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25 days ago
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Meg Rowley
27 days ago
apart from anything else, let us recognize Bad Bunny for his contributions to the field of walk up music, a genre otherwise full to the brim with praise ballads and whatever the hell that "Up Down" song is
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Great news for those of you who have been on the hunt for a hat that looks like one of your grandmaās throw pillows.
#hatchat
27 days ago
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We are deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.
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27 days ago
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Love to smother balls to the pull side in my underpants with the boyz. We're swingin' out of our asses, chasin' EV PRs, high fivin', and screamin' "LET'S GO!" at each other. Tryina get that K% up to 40% in 2026.
28 days ago
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Adam J. Morris
28 days ago
Welp,
@productiveouts.bsky.social
took over the MLB transactions account:
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Adult-onset Bob Nightengale Syndrome.
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29 days ago
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Scott Biggs
29 days ago
Time to bust out a classic!
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Hooooo boy does this suck.
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29 days ago
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Again, we are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of basketball.
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about 1 month ago
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This sucks. The Roundtable is/was awesome.
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about 1 month ago
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Thatās a lotta yankin
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about 1 month ago
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This is so incredibly on-brand itās actually making me sick to my stomach.
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about 1 month ago
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David_j_roth
about 1 month ago
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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We regret to inform you that we have not branched out into the world of basketball.
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about 1 month ago
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