Greyson Rodriguez is finally gonna be able to stay healthy now that he’s under the care of the Angels medical staff that has never had a problem keeping guys healthy, or misdiagnosing injuries, or lying about injuries, or rushing players back from injuries. Seems like a great fit.

SOURCE: The Los Angels Angels have selected the contracts Bennard Menswear, Jesus Force, Gaucho Tapioca, Fraught Persimmons, and Choice Clump.

That’s a lotta cum.

Trying to figure if Rhett Lowder looks more like a … a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult c) a Vegas magician

This dude got a mohawk in the hopes of pulling the Angels of a 12-game losing streak, but got fired before he could even show the team. He’s still big mad about it.

Whomst among us ever thought that constantly shoving gambling down any and every sports fan’s throat via every avenue possible would cause problems?

This is great news for me, The Guy Who Is Always Thinking About Joe Davis’ Pee.

Kinda feels like we have a handful of GMs or POBOs in place who essentially want to do their job, but also manage the on-field stuff as well, and are hiring people who will just act as an extension of them.

SOURCE: Toronto Blue Jays reliever Julio Beluga has opted out of the final year of his contract with the club.

FTFY

The Dodgers won the World Series again. Here’s why being good is bad actually. MY COLUMN:

Can a good coach make a garbage pitching staff decent? Tune into Season 65 of Dumpster Fire to find out!

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BASEBALL: THE BEST

Roth nails it again.

FLAPPY

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Normal Team doing Normal Things

Normal Team doing Normal Things

The Dodgers are ruining baseball by trying to be good and succeeding at that on all fronts. MY COLUMN:

Kurt Suzuki and Arte Moreno share a very public affinity for a certain president so this was a managerial match made in heaven.

I love the concept of removing someone from consideration for a job they’re not really interested it. Incredible stuff.

NO KINGS (EXCEPT SHOHEI)

Mad Online about watching the best player in the history of baseball do things nobody has ever done on a baseball field before.

How did that work out for the Angels?

Loving the postseason so far, but mostly stoked on how many closeups we’re getting of dudes just spitting a lot.

Love and intentional walk directly followed by an unintentional walk. That’s just good baseball.

The Dodgers had Michael Conforto grow a goatee, gave him Andy Pages’ jersey, and asked him to hit right-handed. Can’t fool me.

Freddie Freeman going to the barber with a picture of Howie Long and saying, “This, please.”

BASEBALL!

Blake Snell has Resting Gamer Face. You can’t get that look unless you’ve logged *serious* screen time.

I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.

Missed the ALCS game last night, but I gather I am meant to believe a guy shoved 29 butt plugs up his ass, made a tee commemorating it, spent a grip on a front row seat behind the dish, and wore said tee to the game?

Bluesky gon' Bluesky.

This is purgatory.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

We’ve given many of the players in this game balsa wood bats. Let’s see if anyone notices.

I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like I’m covered in ants and my hair is on fire.

Gogan Lilbert is what you say to your son Bert when he asks if he can go down the slide again.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Before today, everyone was talking about how one of the slowest dudes in baseball stealing third base, Kerry Carpenter mashing left-handed pitching, and Leo Rivas would factor into the outcome, so I’m really not surprised by any of this.

Kerry is short for Kerald.

Dill & Dingler is a shop in Portland that sells artisanal pickles and bespoke dinner bells.

Oi mate, it was a bit overgrown so we ‘ad the landscaper Zach McKinstry. Mum’s nevah been ‘appier!

Current status of the Kirbystache: French rapper

Why would he take this job when it’s set up for him to fail miserably. Big league club is a mess, farm is a mess, huge lawsuit pending against the org. Just go manage the Cards.

This is so good. Must-read.

SOURCE: The Los Angeles Dodgers are strongly considering adding left-hander Carbon Bendershorts to their NLCS roster.