Productive Outs
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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
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Done with the other place. This is your home for bad baseball takes and fake names for now.
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Greyson Rodriguez is finally gonna be able to stay healthy now that heās under the care of the Angels medical staff that has never had a problem keeping guys healthy, or misdiagnosing injuries, or lying about injuries, or rushing players back from injuries. Seems like a great fit.
4 days ago
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SOURCE: The Los Angels Angels have selected the contracts Bennard Menswear, Jesus Force, Gaucho Tapioca, Fraught Persimmons, and Choice Clump.
5 days ago
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Thatās a lotta cum.
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6 days ago
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Trying to figure if Rhett Lowder looks more like a ⦠a) guitarist for a 90s thrash band b) former member of Blue Oyster Cult c) a Vegas magician
11 days ago
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This dude got a mohawk in the hopes of pulling the Angels of a 12-game losing streak, but got fired before he could even show the team. Heās still big mad about it.
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12 days ago
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Whomst among us ever thought that constantly shoving gambling down any and every sports fanās throat via every avenue possible would cause problems?
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13 days ago
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This is great news for me, The Guy Who Is Always Thinking About Joe Davisā Pee.
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17 days ago
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Kinda feels like we have a handful of GMs or POBOs in place who essentially want to do their job, but also manage the on-field stuff as well, and are hiring people who will just act as an extension of them.
17 days ago
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SOURCE: Toronto Blue Jays reliever Julio Beluga has opted out of the final year of his contract with the club.
19 days ago
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FTFY
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20 days ago
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The Dodgers won the World Series again. Hereās why being good is bad actually. MY COLUMN:
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22 days ago
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Can a good coach make a garbage pitching staff decent? Tune into Season 65 of Dumpster Fire to find out!
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24 days ago
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Vector Gameshape Albany Doubletree Jeremonald Vonquaint Loyce Choob
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24 days ago
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BASEBALL: THE BEST
27 days ago
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Roth nails it again.
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about 1 month ago
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FLAPPY
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about 1 month ago
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Deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.
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about 1 month ago
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Normal Team doing Normal Things
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about 1 month ago
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Normal Team doing Normal Things
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about 1 month ago
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The Dodgers are ruining baseball by trying to be good and succeeding at that on all fronts. MY COLUMN:
about 1 month ago
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Brent Maguire
about 1 month ago
Kurt Suzuki and Arte Moreno share a very public affinity for a certain president so this was a managerial match made in heaven.
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I love the concept of removing someone from consideration for a job theyāre not really interested it. Incredible stuff.
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about 1 month ago
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NO KINGS (EXCEPT SHOHEI)
about 1 month ago
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Mad Online about watching the best player in the history of baseball do things nobody has ever done on a baseball field before.
about 1 month ago
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How did that work out for the Angels?
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about 1 month ago
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Loving the postseason so far, but mostly stoked on how many closeups weāre getting of dudes just spitting a lot.
about 1 month ago
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Love and intentional walk directly followed by an unintentional walk. Thatās just good baseball.
about 1 month ago
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The Dodgers had Michael Conforto grow a goatee, gave him Andy Pagesā jersey, and asked him to hit right-handed. Canāt fool me.
about 1 month ago
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Freddie Freeman going to the barber with a picture of Howie Long and saying, āThis, please.ā
about 1 month ago
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BASEBALL!
about 1 month ago
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Blake Snell has Resting Gamer Face. You canāt get that look unless youāve logged *serious* screen time.
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about 2 months ago
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I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
about 1 month ago
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Missed the ALCS game last night, but I gather I am meant to believe a guy shoved 29 butt plugs up his ass, made a tee commemorating it, spent a grip on a front row seat behind the dish, and wore said tee to the game?
about 1 month ago
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Bluesky gon' Bluesky.
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about 1 month ago
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This is purgatory.
about 1 month ago
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Justin Klugh
about 1 year ago
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
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Weāve given many of the players in this game balsa wood bats. Letās see if anyone notices.
about 1 month ago
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I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like Iām covered in ants and my hair is on fire.
about 1 month ago
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Gogan Lilbert is what you say to your son Bert when he asks if he can go down the slide again.
about 1 month ago
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Ryan Nanni
about 1 month ago
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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Before today, everyone was talking about how one of the slowest dudes in baseball stealing third base, Kerry Carpenter mashing left-handed pitching, and Leo Rivas would factor into the outcome, so Iām really not surprised by any of this.
about 1 month ago
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Kerry is short for Kerald.
about 1 month ago
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Dill & Dingler is a shop in Portland that sells artisanal pickles and bespoke dinner bells.
about 1 month ago
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Oi mate, it was a bit overgrown so we āad the landscaper Zach McKinstry. Mumās nevah been āappier!
about 2 months ago
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Current status of the Kirbystache: French rapper
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about 1 month ago
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Why would he take this job when itās set up for him to fail miserably. Big league club is a mess, farm is a mess, huge lawsuit pending against the org. Just go manage the Cards.
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about 1 month ago
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Suss-- š„
about 1 month ago
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This is so good. Must-read.
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about 1 month ago
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SOURCE: The Los Angeles Dodgers are strongly considering adding left-hander Carbon Bendershorts to their NLCS roster.
about 1 month ago
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youtu.be/ojUtqivyEOc?...
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about 2 months ago
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