Deeply saddened to report we were not responsible for this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.

Sonny Gray was great tonight, but the most amazing thing about it/him is that there’s a 36-year-old dude in 2026 named Sonny.

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have designated outfielder Ryobi Brunchmeat for assignment.

SOURCE: The Toronto Blue Jays have designated outfielder Also Gigante for assignment.

Or an outfield prospect for the Cincinnati Reds.

Nothing will truly change until Arte Moreno sells. Dropping this an hour before a Friday night game, three weeks before the MLB Draft, and leaving your lame duck manager as the only public-facing representative of the org available for comment is proof of that.

What

Is this good? It seems pretty good. Seems pretty good and fine, actually. Yup.

Pretty amazing that technology has helped pitching accelerate ahead of hitters by such a noticeable margin, and like 60% of hitters have decided to combat that with “I am trying to hit every pitch off the top of the pull-side foul pole” as their approach. Nice work, fellas.

You know what? Zook’s right. Traditionally, you don’t need baserunners to start a rally. You just sit back, relax, and wait for the big league boys to launch a grand slams.

Thanks to @baseballprospectus.com's minor-league update, I learned that a talented Rays outfield prospect went 3-for-5 with two home runs last Sunday. It became my immediate duty to notify @productiveouts.bsky.social of the outfielder's name.

All names are made up.

“That’s why it’s called America’s elbow, man. The crap of the grass, the sweet sound of ham, a pant ‘round the hamper. It’s Chad’s branch and a time for dance. You just chalk it up to the club and hump another hand.”

Devastated to report we had nothing to do with this. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.

“We’re trying to figure out who fills out the lineup card, man. Just really trying to get a better grip of who’s in charge here. We’re looking into it, and we’re looking into it very strongly.”

He’ll get an MRI and the Angels will have results in 2-4 weeks.

Saddened to report we are in no way responsible for the name Korbe Otis.

The Adrian Chiles conversation is gold. What a legend.

Jose Siri plays baseball like he’s stoned out of his gourd and it’s entertaining as hell.

This mf said Angles

I’m not saying it’d be justified, but one of these days someone is gonna put a heater right in the middle of this dude’s back. He pimps every homer regardless of its importance. This one was a go-ahead wall-scraper. He pimped one down eight against the Dodgers on Saturday. It’s pretty cringey.

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He had an MRI on May 22. The Angels medical staff remains undefeated.

Deeply saddened (and ashamed, really) that we had nothing to do with this.

Nope.

Thank you for the nepotism lesson, Bob Costas.

Saddened to report we had nothing to do with this.

The shit-eating grin this dude has after hitting an absolute nuke is diabolical.

Good luck with that, bud.

Saddened to report we have not expanded the brand to include golf.

It’s so cool to be ignorant.

SOURCE: The Texas Rangers have designated left-hander McCodney Abilene for assignment.

SOURCE: It’s bees. There’s bees in there.

We could never.

Many are saying there has never been a more Angels roster. Can you top this? (Select "Team Mode”) chasinbase.com

craaapp

*against Michael Lorenzen and the Rockies

Never underestimate the power of Angels Baseball.

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social I love this Meckler kid.

In my Angels essay for the @baseballprospectus.com annual, I wrote that Zach Neto was the best organic thing to happen to the Angels since Mike Trout, but in true Angels fashion they’ve managed to bork his trajectory (for now, anyway). He’s looked mid at best this season. A totally different player.

Minasian is Armenian for “bad at roster construction.”

Fans are flocking to the Big A over the next three days to watch the Angels and Rockies play something that vaguely resembles baseball, but absolutely is not.

[Jiminy Glick Voice]

Finally figured out who Zach Neto reminds me of.

I was not prepared for the amount of nostalgic joy boxscore.email would bring me every morning. Takes me right back to being a kid, reading box scores in the newspaper at the kitchen table, seeing the Angels in last place, and letting out a long deep sigh.

It’s as a member of the Angels though, who operate as some sort of husk-filled ghost ship floating between Triple-A and the big leagues.

UCLA loses to St. Mary’s at home. College ball is great.

We could never.

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have placed outfielder Brief Childbirth on the 10-day IL with a partially torn hibiscus in his left knee.