We’re sorry Mets fans, but this is tremendous content.

Houston Country Club

It’s decorative Guards season, motherfuckers.

We could never.

Tigers heading into the postseason like

Baseball is the best because a guy who looks like this and wears this kinda tee can be the best player in the American League.

The Los Angeles Angels dropped Anaheim from their name 2015 because Arte Moreno thought he could compete with the Dodgers in the LA market. Since then, the Dodgers have won the NL West 10 times and won two World Series, while the Angels have had a losing record 10 times.

lollllllllllll

Pleased to announce the Angels have clinched at least a tie for last place in the AL West. Again. Nice work everyone!

It’s true.

Mr. Bigbutt has done it again.

Play good enough until last out until also something good happens for you.

M's have The Juice.

Still on the fence about the entire league having IBS next season.

M's have The Juice.

SOURCE: The Houston Astros have announced right-hander Crucial Nabisco will miss the remainder of the season with a Grade 2 strain of the wad.

TOMMY TANKS

Deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this.

Who is Robbie Ray’s tailor?

Contrary to what you may have heard, we have not branched out into college football.

How do you do, fellow kids?

The Angels have struck out 107 times over the past seven games.

It’s decorative Guards season, motherfuckers.

Kersh is retiring so he can become a politician.

CONGRAT’S CUBES

This is devastating news. We need to get Fisher back to his hot air vents. Help if you can.

This is like "What if Josh Collmenter was good?"

It's pretty wild that the the A's were sabotaged by their owner, were a bad team actively trying to get worse, and were sentenced to a stay in a minor league halfway house for three-plus years, and they're still infinitely more watchable than the Angels (who are, by their own accord, "trying").

More like NUKE KURTZ amirite

Wake us up when Denzest Guzman gets called up.

You cannot run on Andy Pages (especially when he’s playing deep second base).

Never underestimate the Mets ability to Mets

Let's Remember Some Guys is the yin to Guy Forget's yang.

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Immaculate Lid

I love baseball

good on a few Angels players like Kikuchi, Adell, and Teodosio for taking care of a huge chunk of this, it's ridiculous that the Angels wouldn't just handle it themselves as a show of compassion

Craig nails it here. He also gets bonus points to referring to Michael Conforto as an "energy vampire".

We could never.

The pride of Ireland, Carl O’Salcaraz!

Zach Neto is a few weeks away from getting on Sapp’s level.

Has anyone ever done a deep dive on why Mike Trout’s alt nickname has five i’s? Seems like fodder for @ewpod.bsky.social or @sammillerbb.bsky.social.

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners announce that rookie left-hander Craven Nerfsports will miss the remainder of the regular season with what team physicians are referring to as gamers loin.

The Tanner Scott Experience

can't make Mayo without breaking a couple eggs

We could never.

Shohei just tagged Colby Mayo in the beans. @grantbrisbee.bsky.social

It’s time to ask this again.

The correct answer is zero. Zero times in 10.