We celebrate Dub Gleed, but names of that caliber are well above our pay grade. We simply could not.

@productiveouts.bsky.social You're getting lazy. bsky.app/profile/bmag...

SOURCE: The New York Yankees have signed free agent infielder Wetson Fourthmother to a minor league deal.

You know it, brother.

Bart Johnson walked so Salome Barojas could run.

We are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of professional soccer. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.

This is a huge loss for Angels fans, because Sam was the only beat writer in Anaheim who wasn’t afraid to ask tough questions and speak truth to power.

Ratto on the Halos is really good.

[extreme Bruce Buffer Voice] BUSSELL RRANYAAAAAAAN

#dickstand!

We could never.

Good stuff from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social here.

The Angels are looking very safe and affordable, and I’m sure everyone at Tempe Diablo is having a great experience.

[extreme Avery Johnson Voice] BLAINE CRIM

Temu-ass baseball franchise.

Congrats to Bryce Harper on the release of his new Mountain Dew X Salomon collab ski boot. So savvy to drop it during the Winter Olympics.

I made it to the Angels section of the BP annual and Riley did not miss with his essay. The connection between the Angels and society at large was a nice twist.

Is this good? Seems good.

Oh yeah, and Dan Barefoot which means that somehow, somewhere, there is a person named Man Barehand who bridges the gap between those two perfectly.

Pete Alonso wyd

Max Scherzer please.

We’re poundsmaxxing, bruh. Eating split shot sinkers by the handful. Washing ‘em down with protein shakes.

Trout going full Icarus Mode is his prerogative I guess, but I’m not sure there’s a way this doesn’t end badly for him and the Halos.

MLB needs a Spring Training Pound Tracker, like a line graph that shows if we’re up or down year-over-year.

@productiveouts.bsky.social 80-grade derp face. Big Jeff Karstens comp.

Such a weird ending to his free agency. Is he washed? Was he holding out for a longterm deal? This being in a return-to-sender one-year situation when so many teams are hurting for SP is … odd.

This is so good.

at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.

NOPE

Baseball season is officially here! I wrote the Angels essay for this year’s @baseballprospectus.com annual, and tried my damndest to dissect the mess that is Angels Baseball.

bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.

She hamate on my bone until I miss opening day

The BP Annual is my Punxsutawney Phil.

We are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of college basketball, and are in no way responsible for either of these names.

Perry’s playing his greatest hits.

apart from anything else, let us recognize Bad Bunny for his contributions to the field of walk up music, a genre otherwise full to the brim with praise ballads and whatever the hell that "Up Down" song is

Great news for those of you who have been on the hunt for a hat that looks like one of your grandma’s throw pillows. #hatchat

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Love to smother balls to the pull side in my underpants with the boyz. We're swingin' out of our asses, chasin' EV PRs, high fivin', and screamin' "LET'S GO!" at each other. Tryina get that K% up to 40% in 2026.

Welp, @productiveouts.bsky.social took over the MLB transactions account:

Adult-onset Bob Nightengale Syndrome.

Time to bust out a classic!

Hooooo boy does this suck.

Again, we are deeply saddened to report we have not branched out into the world of basketball.

This sucks. The Roundtable is/was awesome.

That’s a lotta yankin

This is so incredibly on-brand it’s actually making me sick to my stomach.

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

We regret to inform you that we have not branched out into the world of basketball.