i'm too old to be parrying strikes man just let me tank that shit

CALL OF CTHULU games work better when set in distant historical time periods because in contemporary games players can restore sanity points by playing tetris on phone. few will admit this

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

We have to put in a ton of hard work but this time of year makes the scouting process worth it

i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic @averyedison.com post

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming “A fell wind blows” as he enters the bar

Metal Gear Solid 2 and/or Kentucky Route Zero

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

the secret is Pochettino told us to imagine scoring goals without conceding like getting a deal on a hamburger. and so we collectively decided to play world class soccer

We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Ball don't lie in the USA

The Seahawks have literally never [hosted] a normal game.

It's that time of year again. The Light Bat Scouting Bureau has been hard at work getting YOU ready for the 2026 MLB Draft. We've got our list whittled down to the very best 150 names available, and we'll be releasing them between now and the draft. For now, here's a sneak peak at our Top Ten!

ppl with depression get told by his party every day that theyre evil for feeling that way and bootstrap pulling and more hard work is all they need, he should have been working the sad away

we hebben een serieus peenalty keek probleem

the little groyper kids running the administration are spending hours a day getting grok to generate wink-wink-not-quite-nazi imagery and using it to rile up grandpa. trump likes fascist shit because he has no taste but this is basically the equivalent of tricking meemaw into posting minions porn

Every day, and every year, it will only get funnier and funnier that Josh Naylor was the free agent that Jerry Dipoto finally paid actual money

At what point do you put the breaks on this entire project? Like we're years from things returning to normal, if they even *can* return to normal. Games require massive installed bases to recoup costs, and a $1000+ piece of hardware (plus PS+, plus the game) is absolutely unworkable at scale.

Robert Eggers: Say ‘Awooooo!’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Awooooo! Robert Eggers: Very good. You are hired.

"Werwulf" is how a dog film critic in a Far Side Comic would write the movie's name

people think the democrats lack priorities but that's just simply not true. their priority is making sure young people can't talk back to them

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

I will destroy you old man. I will find a way to erase you from this world and I will make it hurt.

love to watch everyone that lives in seattle or visits it for any amount of time gush over the city while folks who live in north bend and aberdeen and other far flung cities call it a hellhole they’re afraid to visit. everyone should laugh at how weak and scared they are

Robert Eggers marketing his movies:

This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.

The Seattle Mariners are the most entertaining team in MLB if you're willing to meet them where they're at (routine catastrophe)

Watching Dan Wilson manage a close and late game

menswear guy: oh dear. oshkosh overalls paired with a red dress shirt. is someone planning a trip to the mushroom kingdom, hmm? me watching from behind a tree 100 feet away as the adoring crowd laughs: no one bats a thousand forever, funnyman. no one.

Many people are saying the Seattle Mariners will never score more than three runs in a game again and you're it hearing more and more, perhaps more than ever

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAA

Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade

ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again

The Cardinals: we need to modernize our player dev and acquisition approach [part ways with Mozeliak] The Angels: we need to become the 2023-2025 Cardinals