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wargen
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i'm too old to be parrying strikes man just let me tank that shit
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Legally Bonnnt
about 19 hours ago
CALL OF CTHULU games work better when set in distant historical time periods because in contemporary games players can restore sanity points by playing tetris on phone. few will admit this
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ℳatt
about 21 hours ago
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Audrey Farnsworth
1 day ago
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
1 day ago
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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We have to put in a ton of hard work but this time of year makes the scouting process worth it
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BooDooPerson
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
2 days ago
i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic
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Mx. Moz
11 months ago
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head
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Patrick Monahan
13 days ago
Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming “A fell wind blows” as he enters the bar
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Metal Gear Solid 2 and/or Kentucky Route Zero
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
3 days ago
Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
3 days ago
the secret is Pochettino told us to imagine scoring goals without conceding like getting a deal on a hamburger. and so we collectively decided to play world class soccer
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Ernest Jones V
3 days ago
We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned
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andré
3 days ago
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Ball don't lie in the USA
3 days ago
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Hipster Doofus
3 days ago
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Luke Braun
3 days ago
The Seahawks have literally never [hosted] a normal game.
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bort
3 days ago
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House
3 days ago
It's that time of year again. The Light Bat Scouting Bureau has been hard at work getting YOU ready for the 2026 MLB Draft. We've got our list whittled down to the very best 150 names available, and we'll be releasing them between now and the draft. For now, here's a sneak peak at our Top Ten!
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Seth Vertelney
3 days ago
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
4 days ago
ppl with depression get told by his party every day that theyre evil for feeling that way and bootstrap pulling and more hard work is all they need, he should have been working the sad away
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hockey bear dot space
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leon
5 days ago
we hebben een serieus peenalty keek probleem
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ceej
5 days ago
the little groyper kids running the administration are spending hours a day getting grok to generate wink-wink-not-quite-nazi imagery and using it to rile up grandpa. trump likes fascist shit because he has no taste but this is basically the equivalent of tricking meemaw into posting minions porn
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Ed Zitron
5 days ago
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Every day, and every year, it will only get funnier and funnier that Josh Naylor was the free agent that Jerry Dipoto finally paid actual money
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Chris Franklin
5 days ago
At what point do you put the breaks on this entire project? Like we're years from things returning to normal, if they even *can* return to normal. Games require massive installed bases to recoup costs, and a $1000+ piece of hardware (plus PS+, plus the game) is absolutely unworkable at scale.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 days ago
Robert Eggers: Say ‘Awooooo!’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Awooooo! Robert Eggers: Very good. You are hired.
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Corky Kneivel
5 days ago
"Werwulf" is how a dog film critic in a Far Side Comic would write the movie's name
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Patrick Cosmos
5 days ago
people think the democrats lack priorities but that's just simply not true. their priority is making sure young people can't talk back to them
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leon
5 days ago
scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go
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My Name is Grant
5 days ago
I will destroy you old man. I will find a way to erase you from this world and I will make it hurt.
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Quest 64 Official
6 days ago
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Doug Mack
5 days ago
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️
5 days ago
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Brian Floyd
6 days ago
love to watch everyone that lives in seattle or visits it for any amount of time gush over the city while folks who live in north bend and aberdeen and other far flung cities call it a hellhole they’re afraid to visit. everyone should laugh at how weak and scared they are
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6 days ago
Robert Eggers marketing his movies:
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Hogmild
6 days ago
This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.
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The Seattle Mariners are the most entertaining team in MLB if you're willing to meet them where they're at (routine catastrophe)
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Nathan HawkBlogger
3 months ago
Watching Dan Wilson manage a close and late game
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Homestar Screens
6 days ago
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bort
about 1 year ago
menswear guy: oh dear. oshkosh overalls paired with a red dress shirt. is someone planning a trip to the mushroom kingdom, hmm? me watching from behind a tree 100 feet away as the adoring crowd laughs: no one bats a thousand forever, funnyman. no one.
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Many people are saying the Seattle Mariners will never score more than three runs in a game again and you're it hearing more and more, perhaps more than ever
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ceej
7 days ago
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Corey Brickley Illustration
7 days ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAA
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants
9 days ago
Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade
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please be nice to patrick
8 days ago
ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again
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crig
8 days ago
The Cardinals: we need to modernize our player dev and acquisition approach [part ways with Mozeliak] The Angels: we need to become the 2023-2025 Cardinals
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