Matt Eitner
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 hour ago
Camera guys having a contest trying to find the angriest, most Philadelphia-looking fan in the stands.
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Rodger Sherman
about 5 hours ago
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
11 months ago
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
1 day ago
thinking of her today
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Better Things Are Possible
2 days ago
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
3 days ago
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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Chris Person
3 days ago
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Matt McDaniel
3 days ago
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Ed Zitron
3 days ago
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Adam Solove
3 days ago
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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derek van vliet
3 days ago
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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Micah
4 days ago
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
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Rodger Sherman
about 2 months ago
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
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DrawPlayDave
4 days ago
The people are still asking
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Hustle Chillson
4 days ago
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Behr Front
4 days ago
both qbs should be sent to the glue factory
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lauren
4 days ago
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
4 days ago
this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
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Homestar Screens
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eli yudin
5 days ago
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
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Dave Byrnes
5 days ago
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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Guess who plays the Seahawks next sickos.jpg
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Richard Staff
5 days ago
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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Ed Zitron
12 months ago
Once again my putrid Las Vegas Raiders have chosen to roll around in their filth
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DrawPlayDave
5 days ago
SHEDEUR SANDERS WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
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Hustle Chillson
5 days ago
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Hustle Chillson
5 days ago
I need that clip of Mike Macdonald NOW
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Marisa Kabas
6 days ago
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
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I've been Air Riders pilled
6 days ago
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bort
7 days ago
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Urban Land Rent🚰
8 days ago
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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Coach Finstock
6 days ago
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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Michael Hobbes
6 days ago
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rich traditions
7 days ago
no!! NO
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bryan!
7 days ago
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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rich traditions
7 days ago
it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
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goku
7 days ago
Annoying that humanity discovered the good flavour molecule and decided to be racist and conspiratorial about it. There should be a snack brand called "MSG boys" and every snack has lots of it
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lauren
7 days ago
when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
7 days ago
I’m dying, he’s like hey look at us, two winners, just two guys who like winning, unlike the rest of you losers I have to see all day.
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Maureen Johnson
7 days ago
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Ken Klippenstein
7 days ago
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Laz 🏈👀
7 days ago
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
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Better Things Are Possible
7 months ago
But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy
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daniel s.
7 days ago
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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Grayton Plumbly
7 days ago
Shot + chaser
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Alex Kirshner
7 days ago
LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
7 days ago
He is risen
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
7 days ago
He’s tired
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rich traditions
7 days ago
im honestly shocked at how desperate they are? vance's pleas for patience are an admission that the boss is lying, and seem to suggest he knows that the lies arent working as consumer sentiment craters
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