Camera guys having a contest trying to find the angriest, most Philadelphia-looking fan in the stands.

the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

thinking of her today

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Every American should have this in their wallet:

when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not

The people are still asking

both qbs should be sent to the glue factory

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better

back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

Guess who plays the Seahawks next sickos.jpg

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Once again my putrid Las Vegas Raiders have chosen to roll around in their filth

SHEDEUR SANDERS WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA

I need that clip of Mike Macdonald NOW

bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital

I've been Air Riders pilled

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files

no!! NO

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years

Annoying that humanity discovered the good flavour molecule and decided to be racist and conspiratorial about it. There should be a snack brand called "MSG boys" and every snack has lots of it

when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump

I’m dying, he’s like hey look at us, two winners, just two guys who like winning, unlike the rest of you losers I have to see all day.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

The Daily Mail is IN HELL

But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Shot + chaser

LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly

He is risen

He’s tired

im honestly shocked at how desperate they are? vance's pleas for patience are an admission that the boss is lying, and seem to suggest he knows that the lies arent working as consumer sentiment craters