Finally, some good news

[Louder than it looks like I would physically be able to speak] Nah, I can talk. I'm just on the bus.

Charles Barkley saying "We live in a homophobic society" live on ESPN is the official kick off of Woke 2

Why did I get blocked for this

It's true

Everyone who has ever used LinkedIn for any reason other than to look at job postings should be quarantined. Build the gravity boot prison from Face/Off on international waters and have it run by an actually empowered WHO until a cure is developed.

Whenever I'm watching porn, i can't help but think — some people probably get off to this stuff

Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street at Hazbin Hotel

There's so much evidence that speed cameras save lives, but they also make a small number of drivers angry and are ripe fodder for the culture wars, so it's impossible to say if they're good or not.

The guy in charge of handing out punishments for hypocrisy is going to be very busy! Oh wait hold on I'm just now learning that's a fake person and you're a fucking goober

Justice for The Nuanced Opinion Guy

Oh so now elbowing someone on the face is a foul??

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

Top 5 song of all time music.apple.com/us/album/los...

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

I would literally rather be killed than watch this

The Cleveland Floppers!

looking like he hosts a nickelodeon game show

This is why you NEVER eat rat feces

He died

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

oh GOD

Commentary: Taking Advantage Of Other People Was The Best Financial Decision I Ever Made https://theonion.com/taking-advantage-of-other-people-was-the-best-financial-decision-i-ever-made/

Every Republican state treats its cities as conquered territories to be ruled by fiat, and this gets approximately one thousandth the degree of national attention and critique as anytime a Republican voter in California or New York feels underappreciated.

New Beatles movies look pretty good

*to the tune of Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)*

No!! Not America's Mayor!!

The Orlando Tragic..

Napoleon Dynamite. It stinks!

Back to work tomorrow...

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honestly basically impossible to pick which of these singles is better. just four otherworldly songs.....

Saw someone on the plane a few days ago watching something called "Sherriff Country". Looked bad.

Ya gotta laugh

I don't think that's true

The Atlanta Sucks

While Donald Trump was putting the American automobile industry on a road to obsolescence and death by repealing Joe Biden’s EV subsidies, China has been leaping ahead. Data from December 2025 shows EV heavy trucks made up 54 percent of the Chinese market.

Oakland is a good choice, I bet that city could support a team

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Shut da fuck up

Drunk in New Orleans. Good city.