Just have to make it through the week! (said for the 1500 time in a row)

Trump Curse

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

Just found footage of Lindsay Graham's last moments.

lol

Hmmm I don't think you can say stuff like this

FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids https://theonion.com/fifa-admits-it-has-no-idea-why-soccer-players-walk-out-on-field-with-little-kids/

So he's dead?

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

Understandable!

Me crying in the theater in 2017

platner really sucks and mitch mcconnell is probably dead? please talk about this some more. maybe constantly for days on end

Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on

Yuppppp

That's true, famously

Kansas City, Missouri

69 years ago today

Evil wins again

I knew Mexico was going to score because I heard cheering in the neighborhood before it happened on my stream.

the two goal lead is the most dangerous lead in futbol

His life being reduced to a procedural loophole is actually pretty fitting for old Mitch

President Dump

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

we do things a little differently in my city: our drivers are aggressive, we love ethnic food, and we have a big celebration when our sports team wins

what if 4th of july fell on friday the 13th… makes you think. damn

sometimes i’m just out & about enjoying myself & i think, this is what they’re trying to take from us. this beautiful moment, having a traditional ethiopian coffee service at a tiny restaurant in a strip mall in a little appalachian town, this is what those reactionary freaks want to take from us!!

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

It's awesome that the DC fireworks show is going to look like this youtu.be/ndVhgq1yHdA?...

Learn 👇🏻

Amazing place

no contest

Immortal life advice

Oh no don't do that