VERLANDER RETIRE BITCH

this is that song I had stuck in my head I couldn't remember a couple months ago lmao apparently it's just an alley classic Love Is Alive by Gary Wright www.shazam.com/track/306395...

@trappedinazorb.bsky.social Verlander so ass I'm watching the Giants cook a lil sumn

shoulda dropped my life savings on Verlander first pitch strike. even though he won't last the first inning..

hell yes I'm at the alley about to watch Verlander rip a pitch for the Tigers in the year of our lord 2026

Guitar Hero III classic.. Cherub Rock by The Smashing Pumpkins www.shazam.com/track/551852...

genius of all time

Belle and Sebastian :: If You’re Feeling Sinister at 30 aquariumdrunkard.com/2026/03/30/b... It came from a group of people who shunned the publicity cycle, doing no interviews, releasing no singles and shunning TV and radio appearances...

I'm so glad that fucking snowman is dead

Cat decides to move to the middle of nowhere after telling a joke in public and no one finding it funny

THE UNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every time I see people take the side of a streamer I feel insane even if the streamer is right. basically I don't feel like this world is for me anymore. I need a flip phone

goated of all time alley jukebox pull Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney www.shazam.com/track/599641...

JP busted so hard probably. freaky ahh

Michigan women's basketball I'm sorry it had to end like this

this is so stupid and I won't buy it but outside of Wingspan there's a good chance this is my most listened to compilation of all time lol

meanwhile my goat……

oh nice there's a chance of rain basically tonight through Sunday morning

put your hair in a messy bun put on some Title Fight and deal with it

im sure the well adjusted sports fans of philadelphia will handle this reasonably

Sinatra didn't die for this

The Miniature Wife

podcasts love to give you homework they can't get enough of it

Jaden Ivey losing his damn mind on instagram.. I fear he's not long for this league

popped into the bar to send of my buddy as he rolls back to the great state of Colorado immediately after this finished but it was quite a religious experience hearing this on the turntable btw.. thank you EBAY 🙏

"the human zone is more of an oval than a rectangle"

A dentist bat who feels very insecure about his work, even though his clients think hes fine.

OUUUGHHHHHHHH

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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love to JP but I could never live my life like this no offense

mail day grail day

the Tigers don't start until AFTER TEN PM we need to BRING THESE BOYS HOME them playing in these FAKE ASS FUCKING TIMEZONES is severely FUCKING with the BASEBALL IS BACK vibes

this shit too TUFFFFFFFFF

Paul McCartney got banned from reddit and also had a bunch of celebs at his concert including Taylor and Olivia who were seen talking. he literally gave us world peace in the pop girl sense thank you Paul

yoooooooo Toledo shoutout

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BERRYYYYYYYYYYY

The clown is sad because nobody came to the circus.

little Sunday Night Baseball into some Sunday Night Basketball... why not

just saw a video of Heather Graham from this year. good news everyone she's still hot