Jessie and Woody are wolverining through existence, trapped like the actors who committed to this franchise ages ago, when the lessons were simpler and easier to incorporate into sequels

kind of a Tuck Everlasting situation

One message of toy story 5 is if you make it into the nostalgia pantheon you will live forever in a way that is a curse as much as a blessing

I had hoped things had moved on – I recall having this conversation over 10 years ago – but am still coming across these same "objections" to gender-neutral pronouns in the wild so thought I'd come up with this handy guide to debunking them.

Will hand it to CNN: talking about Socialsm vs Capitalism in the exact same tone as any electoral horse race as if the concepts themselves were in a primary is a great, if unintentional, bit.

A more practical review: it is 1 hour 45 and my kid was asking when it would be over after an hour. And I'm such a marshmallow that I cry at Subaru commercials, but this one left me pretty cold.

Toy story 5 gotta be one of the most ideologically conflicted movies I've ever seen

Seems kinda racist to have Morgan Wallen play soldier field on Juneteenth

Went to beach, kid made a hole. Chicago looks gorgeous today.

Went to beach, kid made a hole. Chicago looks gorgeous today.

You're not supposed to say this, but conservatives hate HPV vaccines because they think that removing the risk of cervical cancer from sex incentives women to be sluts. It's been a Christian thing since way before RFK Jr. was around, everybody knows what it's about, but you have to pretend not to.

A lot of people think that it is odd for Chicago to advocate for more money from the state and sometimes you'll see news articles frame it as begging but we do not have a local income tax so in order to get revenue that we send up to the state into our schools we need the state to send it back.

i did legal interpreting for spanish speakers wrongfully imprisoned by ice a decade ago. obama was snatching immigrants off the streets just like trump.

“Superior General Davide Pagliarani said the group's members would ‘rather die than renounce’ their ultra-traditionalist principles.” Is such a funny claim bc it’s meant to seem courageous but this is the only age in recent history you could say this and the Church wouldn’t literally just kill you

i ain't been catholic in a while but to take down some weirdo trads let's go

Lmao @anthonymoser.com the writers pulling a late in the series Traficante reference as fan service to you and me personally

Imagine being such a terrible person that millions of people have standing plans for the day you pass

Hahaha just learned how many playlists already exist for When It Happens

This is the kind of thing I picture when I hear about the Obama center/ public space. Millennium Park is supposed to be public space too, but not if you're a teenager I guess.

You mounted the cameras and fire alarms right? Yeah boss, real sexy like you told me.

Nothing erodes public trust in the police like having to actually turn to them for assistance

Lol just passed a cigar shop called Tap That Ash

Holy shit do they want these people to stop digging into what happened

You can't imagine how hard an AOL chat room hits at 15 as the oldest daughter of strict Catholic parents. I was allowed but one hour of tv a week yet the Internet was a regulatory loophole.

Morty the Wonder Pup says Pride for All

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

Kid just said she thinks sprite and mountain dew taste the same?!?

You can't imagine how hard an AOL chat room hits at 15 as the oldest daughter of strict Catholic parents. I was allowed but one hour of tv a week yet the Internet was a regulatory loophole.

Mamma Mia is a movie about how Meryl Streep is fine enough for at least two husbands

If I save your post rest assured I will be bringing it to an offline loved one with the ginger eagerness of a golden retriever holding a questionably sourced teddy bear at the park

considering feds & our own local/state cops continue to get more fast and loose with the pepper spray & CS gas, highly encourage folks to start carrying decent lab grade safety goggles & n100 of some sort these fucks are especially squirrely at impromptu action in response to their fuckshit

Today's Cheetos discourse is brought to you by science illiteracy. Ask your doctor whether understanding that everything is made of "chemicals" and all the food you eat has been altered in some way since it's "wild" or "natural" form may be right for you.

I bet the abortion water is so refreshing

Frank passed away in 2010 - you can read a little bit about him in this People's World obit if you don't have time for the abovelinked Reader longread.

A local Catholic school had a repeat sex offender as a sub this year (parents cracked the case). After school ended, the diocese announced they're closing it via robocall/email to the families. Nothing you say about Catholicism is meaner than how their own church is willing to treat them.

A shopping experience so bad legislators come up with a Stop It law www.nbcchicago.com/consumer/bil...

Babe wake up the big club we aren't in just released a new list of names

It really feels like the Jewel app is designed to break my spirit and mind yet the price difference is so great that I must persevere

The idea that every human is a life deserving of fundamental rights, dignity & care—irrespective of race, religion, nationality, ethnicity, sexuality, gender identity, or ability—*is* the common ground. It is the ground of the universal. People opposed to this aren't interested in common ground.

There is no safety mechanism you build into the transaction that will protect you, they will always override it, the recklessness is part of the thrill

Great Blue Heron in Oak Lawn

App heard me talking shit and crashed again Jojo you bastard

It really feels like the Jewel app is designed to break my spirit and mind yet the price difference is so great that I must persevere

If I save your post rest assured I will be bringing it to an offline loved one with the ginger eagerness of a golden retriever holding a questionably sourced teddy bear at the park

There is no safety mechanism you build into the transaction that will protect you, they will always override it, the recklessness is part of the thrill

One message of Glass Onion: when priceless treasures are in the hands of billionaires, we've already lost them, they are already destroyed

4th annual South Side Family Pride was a hit! We had about 150 people, lots of kids, and many winners of bingo. We'll be back next year, bigger and gayer than ever.

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil