Back on my bullshit (bumming out my kids by explaining how police participate in Mythbusters as a form of Copaganda, ironically reinforcing the myth that police are around to help us)

yeah yeah, the violence of order maintainance is not violence, capitalism is neither a contingent system nor entails a prescriptive ideology but is merely a pellucid reflection of the operations of reality itself, etc, etc. someone, please, say something new or even smart for once

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

The kids share my love for Class Action Park so we're watching it again

Biking again is so great! Just got my crate in place for lugging stuff around like the good old days. Reminding me how bike lanes are such a high value addition/switch for many different reasons, absolutely maddening we have to make the case again to our "representatives"

5 buckets of popcorn for Pig. Minus 1 bucket because the caked blood that stayed on was a little too ick for my taste. Plus .5 buckets for being about 100 minutes long, this is the correct movie length. In sum, 4.5 🍿🍿🍿 🍿(🍿) popcorn buckets to Pig.

This is how I learned you will have to pay $30 admission to the Obama center. This makes me so much more angry about the public land and trees we lost for it.

There are a lot more words in Barbie than Pig but it's a similar ratio of Title to total words

I live here on purpose.

So far I am enjoying how they say the name of the movie all the time. The dramatic focus is clear at every moment. Where is the pig? What kind of pig? And Nick Cage is delivering as a man who really wants his pig and does not care about getting hit.

Started the movie PIG and it slaps but unfortunately I have kids so I had to put on Barbie right when it seemed like they were getting a good lead on the pig. But I'm gonna finish it. just like Nick Cage will get his pig back. I'm pretty sure.

Hell yeah will try

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

Checking in on the leadership of our newest community asset for no particular reason. I wonder if they accidentally left anything off the bio... Oh that's right, she was also ousted from Time's Up after helping Cuomo smear victims of his abuse.

This is how I learned you will have to pay $30 admission to the Obama center. This makes me so much more angry about the public land and trees we lost for it.

It's like their defining characteristic!!

ICE kidnapped a Virginia Tech student

the entire Chicago Park District can hear from Chicago about bathrooms from Area Supervisors who oversee sections of the city's parks, to park supervisors and the Park District Board we want all gender bathrooms that are open 24 hours bit.ly/chicagoparkd...

always worth remembering that actually-existing, classical fascism was avowedly centrist.

Alright, today's 🏴‍☠️ drop is depressing but necessary Here are both episodes of LEAVING NEVERLAND (2019), the documentary the Jackson Estate and HBO don't want you to see:

Asked my kid if they'd ever heard of Old Yeller and got "yeah it's about a kid who shoots his own dog"

Fellow olds: Did you read Hatchet (or something else) by Gary Paulsen in school? If so when and did you like it?

A drunk off duty cop fired his gun at a Sox game & the Sox/police covered it up because they cover up all crimes committed by cops.

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Miniature Wife kind of works because Elizabeth Banks is an amazing comic actor. Also tiny cat.

Nicole Kidman welcoming me to Ford City AMC: Having a Roof Fall on you feels GOOD in a place like this I'm just kidding please don't take my beloved movie theater it's not even in the same building! The roof is fine!!

Miniature wife recession indicator

Are the Baileys cops? This is an important question.

Nicole Kidman welcoming me to Ford City AMC: Having a Roof Fall on you feels GOOD in a place like this I'm just kidding please don't take my beloved movie theater it's not even in the same building! The roof is fine!!

Husband is really testing the limits of "birthday boy picks the family movie" by selecting a 2 hour segment of Ken Burns' Jazz, there may be a coup in our home

🌷The Abortion Quilt is so very close to being done and there is still time for you to enter the raffle to win it! 🌷

I would not be qualified to teach home ec in 1924

I am Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.

New Malcolm in the Middle is good! Love to see Cranston getting back to physical comedy, cast still has the juice

When your house is 100 yrs old any room can become an escape room. Tonight we had to take off the doorknob and lock to get a kid out of the bathroom! I may have also panic drilled a couple holes in the door when the end was not in sight!

And THAT'S why you never respect a website

BET

heated chivalry

As painful as it is, to me, the minute anyone uses this stuff as authoritative in a discussion with you, or as a justification for their anger at you, or as support for their view of your behavior, you are safer leaving.

so interesting how most of us with aphantasia never knew anything was different about us. every person i’ve ever talked to with it all thought (frequently STILL think) that people don’t actually SEE anything in their minds eye, that people are just using that language. we’re in denial.

Getting lost because you couldn't pay for copilot for your copilot, this is the future and it is shit

Talking about my love for the weird existential kidlit classic Tuck Everlasting when 12 yo casually drops "that's probably because when you were a kid, your religion was centered on dying." verily she does understand Catholicism from afar

LFG

You owe it to yourself to ponder the home of Ed and Anne Burke, 6000 tasteless sq ft conveniently located next to a dollar tree and red lobster. Easy access to Pulaski bus line!

Learning more Swalwell facts, very cool that his fraternity's first pillar is Silence. That's gotta be a load-bearing one!!

Looking up Swalwell bio and... You're telling me the oldest son of a small town police chief grew up and thought rules didn't apply to him? Wow. Wow. Always the ones you most suspect.

the evil emperor cozying up to the pope’s idiot brother is so fucking renaissance, man. it’s so funny. the emperor is forming an alliance against the papal states and there is war in the holy land. there are rumors of plague.

A friend's daughter got flashed by a creep near a local park and the comments on his warning post are just dozens of women sharing how old they were and where it happened (many from around here). Why are men. I hate this shit so much.