the biden administration spent nearly four years refusing to take any victory laps. they allowed the right to dominate the storyline and bs filled the vacuum. their biggest accomplishments they added dumb "bipartisan" language to. so the public was left w the impression biden wasnt doing anything.

And the Astros lose, perfect capper on the night.

I love online

you know it was a good day of baseball when i'm sitting here watching the end of the Houston-Oakland game just laughing and shaking my head going "dude what the fuck"

The Mariners did it, baseball is the stupidest sport, it rules so much.

"The S&P 500's PE ratio just hit 30. That number is a terrible omen for investors." fortune.com/2025/09/23/s...

So the Mariners were behind 2 runs, loaded the bases without getting a hit on 2 HBP and a walk, then cleared the bases on a double. Truly, you can't predict baseball, Suzyn.

Mariners take the lead on a base hit into the gap after 2 HBP and a walk off the Rockies. YOU CAN'T PREDICT BASEBALL, SUZYN.

I missed that the Mariners loaded the bases without a hit, 2 HBP and a walk

and the pitcher beans rodriguez to load the bases lmao

Raleigh comes up with 1 out, 2 on, down 2 runs, and strikes out on 3 pitches.

Also the Mariners have ads for "America's Leanest Bacon", who the hell wants that?

The Rockies have a 2 run lead and their bullpen is busy trying to blow it, baseball is so stupid

'Morning 🌞

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

Also the Red Sox beat the Blue Jays, putting the Yankees within 1 in the AL East and the Tigers lost to the Guardians. Baseball is so stupid. You truly can't predict it, Suzyn.

Something nice I will say about Bluesky is that the majority of the user base has a deep hatred and mistrust of gimmick or brand accounts so the gimmick accounts that have toughed it out are generally very high quality gimmicks.

This is the most 2025 Yankees postseason clench but hey, they made it.

alright, the yankees, just have to beat one of the worst teams in the entire league to get a playoff slot yankees: losing 2-1

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Why isn't this comic all over the timeline today, on rapture day. Smdh Rachel Maddow ruined bluesky

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Me: *accidentally takes 3 Tylenol instead of 2* Me: suddenly I want to play world of Warcraft???

Having read Isaac Chotiner interviews for a while now, I think his biggest weapon is simply listening to what people say with an appropriate amount of interest and responding to it logically rather than just plowing on with their outline. It's only revolutionary because hardly anyone else does it.

In the old days you had to go to multiple places for these services, but now, thanks to our tech titans, one technology can both make child porn and help you kill yourself

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

*rapper voice* call me children's Tylenol cause i'm weird and kinda strange/but I don't watch a lot of anime and i'm lukewarm bout dem trains

I know Obama did stuff but living in Chicago at that time, being in his corner on day one, and watching the gulf grow between his campaign rhetoric and his effectiveness (or willingness to try to be effective) including a brief and largely squandered supermajority, that was all a bit of an education

Feels like we may be on the cusp of a return of one of my favorite bits from '80s and '90s religious freakout culture, which is tricking people into hearing music that sends them to hell

All the Mets remain unraptured. They are not worthy of salvation

why touch grass when you can touch ass

Have a buddy who passed away and was a Detroit Tigers fan and I can't decide if them crashing and burning out of the playoffs in an epic collapse to let him down one final time is a better tribute to him than them doing well. Obviously go Yankees but still.

tiktok sounds like The Place to Be if you’re into believing stupid shit

*bully Grabbing random kids in the school hallway, shoving two Tylenol gel caps down their throat and forcing them to swallow* haha have fun being autistic, nerd!

If you’re into weird art projects and vibing to some cool fake cable programming and recapturing that vibe of trying to find something to watch on a weekday afternoon, there’s nothing like Blippo+. - @oldpappythomas.bsky.social monstervine.com/2025/09/blip...

Getting some sweet loot from all these Raptured jabronis today

Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 1 Re-Raptored features a fun story and match-3 gameplay, but that’s all there is to it. - @oldpappythomas.bsky.social monstervine.com/2025/09/cree...

Not Raptured from the East Coast, presumably because I am a sinner and having seen the movie Sinners, you know that means I am a sexhaver. Ladies hit me up.

terminal west wing brain in the democratic party lmao bsky.app/profile/jeff...

the sex thing you are into: cringe, embarrassing, politically regressive, indicative of your fundamentally evil character the fundamentally very similar but aesthetically somewhat different sex thing i am into: epic and normal

If you want to have fun with the evangelicals tomorrow, ask them "Hey, what if the rapture did happen but you didn't get raptured because you weren't good enough?"

Google's algo has decided I want to listen to music that's "sick metal played by Japanese babes". it's not wrong.

MLB scheduling is insane. "it's almost the playoffs and there are a ton of tight races in the AL. So the entire AL is off today."

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

I don't have TikTok so can one of yall hip young things ask the evangelicals that will be raptured tomorrow to post their addresses? Trying to plan my looting