My hot take is that both “Last Christmas” and “All I Want for Christmas Is You” are better than roughly 90% of the other Christmas songs you’re likely to hear at the mall.

Merry Christmas from one of my neighbors to all you Internet-poisoned souls on the BlueSky.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Something the algorithm has been serving me lately has been compilations of YouTubers melting down when their favorite football team shit the bed. This is so god damn funny. https://youtu.be/eqteP4BYJ0c?si=quZN5_M6-DLrG0Uc

it is wild to anyone who was a hard-core PC gamer in 1996 when we realize that NVIDIA is now one of the pillars the entire world economy rests upon.

Alan Dershowitz winning a lifetime achievement award for "Maybe You Should Sit This One Out, Buddy"

You should know that if you put a penguin next to a polar bear in your Christmas display, my child is judging you.

I like to think that the guys in Trans Siberia Orchestra and Mannheim Steamroller have a hate-fueled blood feud.

He's making a list He's checking it twice He closed the app He forgot to hit 'save' Santa Claus is going to town With some extremely inappropriate profanity

I thought I agreed with this take but reading over the responses to this tweet, it's clear this movie has resulted in huge swaths of people having very dumb opinions about this movie. People hate this movie for so many stupid reasons!

Hey, @questauthority.bsky.social and @gregdoucette.bsky.social is it possible that Vic Mignogna's lawyers got new jobs at the Trump's Department of Justice?

If you want to know how many people have left Twitter … well…. My previous most viral social media thread was this Rise of Skywalker shitpost thread. It used to have 76K likes. Now it has 47K! https://x.com/ZenOfDesign/status/1210733136968962048

Obama got the health care plan he ran on during the election passed. It was also the only plan he could get past Joe ‘fucking asshole’ Lieberman. It likely would have gotten a public option in reconciliation but then Ted Kennedy died and they had to vote on the bill as-is. Insured ~50M uninsured.

Finally someone sells a concrete keyboard with a split space bar. Really hard to find both of those qualities. keeb.supply/products/amp...

This post went unexpectedly viral and upon review of the comments, let me just say that the mere mention of Bill Clinton and his wife still make a whole lot of people absolutely batshit insane, even on this left leaning website.

"Oh, The Burps You Will Burp: My Wegovy Story"

This is an important thread. Don't look away. Be angry.

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

This is for @blzbob.bsky.social

I'm so old that I remember when the assholes pushing this were insisting that men going into women's bathrooms was a threat to the republic.

This isn't far off, and we saw the same thing during the NFT gaming craze. Big publishers believe they need to say that they're investigating AI to keep investors happy. Angel investors who invest in small companies are more interested in hitting the AI grand slam than they are in shipping a game.

Bari Weiss really fucked up by stepping in it on the slowest news week of the year. We've got nothing to talk about and no work to do!

Weirdly, I’ve been thinking of a very perpendicular modern cinema critique. Namely, many of the movies you think of as good classic movies would be considered unwatchably bad if released today.

*tapping the sign again*

When the pass interference is so blatant that the officials are too shocked to throw the flag.

Can somebody put the green lines on this

This is now on volume 5

Banner weekend for watching shitheads whose main gig is giving high school boys bad life advice just getting the shit kicked out of them.

My wife went to the first grader’s holiday party yesterday and reports that the teacher was wearing a t-shirt that said “All I want for Christmas is for my kids to stop saying “SIX SEVEN”.

A lot of people say that Netflix is evil but they did deliver this Christmas gift so who is to say if they're good or bad

If Kendrick Lamar wants to extend his target zone to include the Philadelphia Eagles, I’d be down with that.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

Once again I have put on The Martian as ‘something on in the background while I do something that needs to get done’ only to end up sitting down and watching all of The Martian with my full attention.

The kids wanted to watch the recent 2018 all-CGI remaking of The Grinch and it’s, like, awful. One screaming goat away from being totally unwatchable.

The girls in Purgatory City aren’t nearly as pretty as those in Paradise City, but let’s face it, you’re no prize either.

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. But not lame games like Monopoly and Uno. The Jungle is hardcore Eurogame territory. Don't come to the jungle unless you want games at least as hardcore as Terraforming Mars.

It’s impressive how much the wheels have fallen off the bus for the Rams.

If you're still making "Coldplay are bad" jokes in 2025 I'm gonna need you to tell me at least 5 bands that released music this year or it's a pass for me on the joke.

Man, I hate it when I order something on Kickstarter and forget to throw in the add-ons.

Sounds like we should count him as 'in'.

Christmas weather update for Austin.

This is so disappointing. Perhaps future generations will finally solve the impossible problem of 'a machine that sells snacks and drinks'.

One of my favorite things about Christmas is "Carol of the Bells". Few songs whip ass as much as Carol of the Bells. Almost every version of Carol of the Bells whips ass. Classical, techno, pop, accordion, hurdy gurdy, Carol of the Bells always whips ass.

Honestly on Bluesky? It's blue state Americans who doomscroll twelve hours a day storming into everyone's replies making everything about Trump (even if it's a cake photo) who are driving me absolutely nuts lolsob