unironically the moment (some weeks ago, don't know if this is an old screenshot or reiterating the same point) i decided maybe he wasn't just spouting talking points to stake out the "progressive lane" and he could be my sincere if not overwhelmingly enthusiastic choice

Adding to Tom Steyer discourse

An automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣

French poster for RENALDO AND CLARA (1978) Starring, co-written and directed by Bob Dylan - BOTD in 1941

Congrats to MJF on regaining the AEW World Title.

Need to remember to run the dishwasher before I go to bed.

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

Yes I got busted drinking from my neighbor’s garden hose but it was to prove a larger point and we’ll just leave it at that, okay?

My old person hill to die on is you need to say “hello” and “thank you” to people working in any service industry. Treat people like people, you have to

I had no idea there was an Ozu movie with lots of pants shitting and farting in it and it’s delightfully similar to lots of other stuff he made pretty much somehow.

You kept hearing the phrase “pallets of cash” monotonously repeated over and over again by our great news media.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

It’s funny that he did something cool and off beat like this after that really bad hacky post yesterday where someone predicted he would “be out selling reverse mortgages” or w/e variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Congrats to “Donut Hut” on winning “Best Donut Shop in Burbank” for what I believe was the 500th year in a row.

It would be way easier to get characters over if there was a baseline weekly program that had mostly squashes and like one main event.

Really telling on themselves

Congratulations to Cristian Mungiu and the country of Romania on their Palm d’Or win for the reportedly compelling moral drama “Fjord” starring Sebastian Stan and Renate Reinsve

It’s Palm d’Or announcement day y’all.

That was me loudly blasting “Working for the Weekend” with the windows down on my way home all thru Burbank’s once quiet streets.

happy nine year anniversary to the #DarkUniverse

Woah he must be really smart!

Please understand that when you say things like “I drove to Costco” you might as well be saying “I have Mitt Romney money”

You gotta be rolling in bread even to afford the gas to drive to Costco now!

The idea that seed oils are that bad for you is so dumb. It's just not credible. Not the oil that comes from a glowing reactor or that was invented by Sysco in conjunction with the Rand Corporation. Seeds. That's the bad one. Shut the fuck up!! You are stupid!

He doesn’t need “a whole crew” to do this (I never said that) he could just hire one guy imo

Probably not. Huge misread.

1) Everyone is allowed to sit on stoops, sitting on stoops rocks. 2) You are a millionaire musician who moved to Bed-Stuy in 2010, shut the fuck up with this "self-hating gentrifier protecting the peculiar customs of the Noble Savage Black working class" shit.

God I hate Subway Takes.

We are not aware of any correlation, but our researchers are looking in to this

You have to be pretty delusional to think Sleeve’s headache had nothing to do with higher gas prices and general cost of living imo

Imagine thinking you weren’t gonna get your ass blocked for saying this shit?

Fuck

headache. probably brought on by the price of gas and the cost of living

qtp with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry

People who keep talking about "missing congress" without IDing who is not doing things is doing their own form of both siderism

This would be 10% of Hormuz traffic even assuming this number is real and something Greenland has the capacity to do in the next 20 minutes.

Asking The Miz to be your esteemed University’s commencement speaker to go up there and do schtick for 45 mins.

Who else up in this bitch got That Friday Feeling?!! Haha you gotta love it!!

The “gotta love it” energy from both “The Coinage Krew” and “Theo’s Coin Boys” was notoriously unparalleled.

Alright, I'm going to talk about one of my biggest reasons for unionizing on the Arena team. Forced relocation, aka "RTO" (Return to Office), "WFH protections" (Work From Home protections), or more recently "Ways of Working." Buckle in for a thread.

From Sleeves. He’s right.

zero likes on this (in my opinion) very smart thing to say. bsky.app/profile/itsm...

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

Like what was the point of so many of us migrating over to this site from the other place if the so-called “moderation team” here ignores my demands that they remove accounts who repeat the vile and damaging lie that “Jay Leno is causing gas prices to rise by hoarding it in his many cars”?

Fuck

Jay ain’t stealing no gas it’s a lie.

Folks the gas prices here in Burbank are so high (I don’t know if you heard this) we’re hearing stories from many motorists about when they pull into the station they literally are getting handed a payment plan.

Legally TheoCoin is not allowed to exist as a company anymore. Part of a larger agreement I made.