*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

hand slipped new hot wife print in the works

MESSMER THE IMPALER #ELDENRING #Art

過去絵。楽しくお買い物してる世界線（妄想） いい夫婦の日😌

Look at hims inch! #inchworm #moth #nature #caterpillar #photography #insectphotography #worm

A before and after shot all in the one pic - mistletoe cactus flower and bud (the big purpley red lump underneath the flower) doing their thing today 🌱

populism: not even once

You do not, under any circumstances, &c.

another day another zenos

Not perfectly spherical but still round

Fleece

It's #MothFaceFriday #teammoth

Sorry #NotSorry

Authoritarian personality, everything is about hierarchy, they abuse whoever they see as their "lessers" and suck up to whoever they see as their "betters"

I'm tired of charismatic men. All of them. I'd like some solid, experienced pant-suited middle-aged women running things.

I filed a report with ADL’s Mamdani Watch tip line.

Ugh too mad to work. I’m taking a potoo break. 📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo

I had terrifying conversations with four former CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, Dr. Debra Houry, Dr. Dan Jernigan, and Dr. Nikki Romanik, about the formerly prestigious public health agency. All of them told me that any information coming out of the CDC can no longer be trusted.

New boot goof

They will never forgive liberalism for delivering queer rights in the US like we've never seen before in the history of the world, especially on the basis of "queer people are normal people, stop being weird about it".

this is the peace plan we should be pushing russia goes home and gets nothing. they learn from this that adventures in occupying neighbors has no benefit and only costs

Forgot this cute Sephy too

GS 🙏💘💘

Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.

It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.

russia sure knows social media matters!

Sephiroth #ffvii #finalfantasyvii

Have you ever seen the granulate shellback crab? Unlike hermit crabs—which hide inside their chosen shells—this unusual-looking crustacean uses its posterior legs to hold a shell onto its back, protecting it from foes. Photo: Austin Smith, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist

Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.

Getting a certain "where have you been, hoomin?" vibe #sqrlpix

"Don't give up the ship!" This powerful naval term is so apropos. Enemies have climbed aboard, wrecking and causing mayhem - trying to sink us all. It doesn't matter what side they say they're on. The enemies are the ones looting, burning, and shooting holes in the vessel. Throw them overboard!

Films would be improved immeasurably if the producers were made to answer the following: Can this be set on a submarine? If not, why not? Explain yourself.

we saw Angel’s Egg on the big screen tonight!!!! i would like to live in these backgrounds, please and thank you

Checking in on Flatty Munchipede, who is halfway through an entire oak leaf 💚 (Isla textula, the crowned slug moth)

Very small man, lord of all he surveys (Naphrys bufoides, tiny perky lump of a salticid, endemic to Florida and Georgia 🖤) #EmotionalSupportSpood

Shit, the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe has been sighted in the neighborhood, we need to get someone out to spray for it as soon as possible

when you yell at me for committing credit card fraud, this is who you're yelling at

donald trump and his party are having a truly terrible week, politically, and i love that for all of us

Fish have committed credit card fraud

It's really bad! Like, my pro-queer politics are rooted in a belief in human freedom. What are yours based on, folks, 'cause it doesn't sound like that!

In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.

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The propaganda that works on the Right is that they alone are righteous and the Left is evil. The propaganda that works on the Left is that both sides are evil.

Queerness can be politicized, but it doesn't need to be alt-left-politicized. I can just as well point out that to be queer is to inherently be pro-NATO and pro-democracy and critique the US military for not having bombed Assad in 2014 and not bombing Russian soldiers in Ukraine now.

New coworker.

I love America because the promise is the story isn't finished. You can contribute, in whatever way, in the writing of your chapter in the great big book. It may not be perfect, but it has the ability to be better. And we can achieve that.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

me, sowing: hahha i'll make them fuck in the arcade haha cute me, reaping: HA! HA! HA! HA! HAHA!