this is going to be a flee into the forest of peeedeeeefffs and Apple TV Originals and far away from the burning village of a thousand group therapy sessions kind of weekend, isn’t it?

Having just concluded it, I thought “Wolfs” was the most entertaining BMW commercial I’ve seen in years.

We have found the one axis where I am actually perfectly aligned with this site’s user base

Guys I don’t want to burst any bubbles here but even if you gave Paul Skenes all of that money to serve you a BP ball you almost assuredly lack the coordination and wrist/core strength to get that thing to standard outfielder play depth, much less over the fence

you're gonna be shocked but it turns out this weird economic data is downstream of very poor survey design

If you would like to get very mad, the question text is in the replies

Southlake Carroll wins the Texas HS BBQ championships, a real thing that exists.

seeing the post-draft discourse this morning and I am shrugging

Boot Scootin’ Boogie. His setlist is ungovernable.

He has now transitioned into a country-flavored cover of Purple Rain and it does work rather well, I am pleased/horrified to report

Went home, ate dinner, deep cleaned my bathroom, went out to this same place for a digestif and wandered into a man playing a cover of ”Boogie Shoes” on a synth

Caddying for Caleb Williams is more of a lifestyle than anything

Bears sign the Vanilla Gorilla which is actually extremely sick

Watching the UFL Orlando/StL game and my thoughts are that this is a great game and that our parents had something cooking with the whole “if it‘s not in the morning paper or evening news it didn’t happen” approach to media

It’s extremely kickass that a bunch of people have hardwired their brain chemicals to the ticker and also that there’s a degree of cachet around this as a sign of sophistication

New group next to me and dude is flexing on an LSAT score that he probably ought not to be

My toxic trait is that I think the Roush is sick as hell and all the haters are married to media prospect rankings that are two years behind modern NFL roster building

Turner did actually have some juice at DE (which comports with his 2023 tape at A&M, incidentally, before they signed the Purdue kid and asked him to bulk up and kick inside) but that injury is a big boy one so… dunno about this

Briefly caused a confusion with the bartender and the wine director because I pronounce “st” sounds like a Swabian farmer from 1906

first converted dropkick in af1 history (cc @rodger.bsky.social)

LiveLeak has bought the TV rights to the 2026 Red Sox

Young buck has the right attitude (derogatory)

New Bears DT Jordan van den Berg is quite the athlete (via @mathbomb.bsky.social)

I am at the high end Deals cocktail bar and a man sitting next to me is on a 30th birthday date with his wife. He has ordered a Busch Light, and I watched the bartender die a little inside.

while I am hearing chopper blades and Fortunate Son here it is important to remember that this is a genuinely insane thing to be able to do

Sens should have sent that guy to the moon instead of Taiwan

Avs going to be wearing GSOT-era St. Louis unis as a perverse deal with LA?

Llewellyn maybe but definitely get Aaron Graves in the building as a UDFA

Oh Jordan van den Berg is very fun. Insane athlete.

Mel Kiper is going to die mad about Shedeur Sanders and is going to have his draft profile chiseled onto the tombstone

Oh, a discourse about cars, computer algorithms, and the inherent contradiction/tension between privacy and safety. Three things this website is famously normal and sane about?

Rugged player; Sanborn/Edwards type niche rather than the speedie-boi kind

I tried out the cottage cheese bread meme recipe and I don’t know why I questioned whether a toast bread three ticks toward a savory sour cream pound cake with quark or whipped cottage cheese would be good or not

We will find out over the next eighteen months or so whether it's also possible for him to use his ration during draft prep

In a battle of IR theory vs Theory of Everything rad liberalism I would follow the example of a previous discourse and take my chances with the bear

Oh hey, that’s fun for Pittsburgh

Taking Garrett Bradbury 2.0 and Kalif Raymond 2.0 is objectively a hilarious strategy and I look forward to fans doing the “When Good Feelings: Ben, When Confused/Mad: Poles” dance for three months

lmao

Bears are on the clock at 89. Not sure I want to see my mentions if they don't take a defensive lineman here...

If it’s Skylar Bell I will laugh (a few cool DTs here; I’d do Proctor if it’s me)

Falcons with the "please stop yelling at us" draft

We're talking with new Bears TE Sam Roush on Zoom who talked about being the next generation of his family to play football. Check out these bloodlines (via @danebrugler.bsky.social)

McAfee‘s efforts at drawing heat halfhearted at best in round three

Suburban Chicagoland/NW Indiana/NE Iowa rookie jersey sales to the moon

there‘s one off the board

Orange, Jackson Jr., or McClellan when they pick at 89 imo

ELITE pick by the Bears there -- perfect for Ben Johnson. Sam Roush. That'll be a problem.