Same script pops up on a hole-in-one as a one-in-hole. Crazy.

It’s less galling than Obamacare stuff but 28 year olds making confident statements about agency ages with the implication that it is equivalent to the existence of a particular enforcement role is a regrettable discourse development if you are old enough remember Elian Gonzalez

I’ll go further and note that the soft Stancil Thought construction about information environment also applies to people who almost exclusively live on bluesky for news and zeitgeist absorption and it is showing mightily right now

retvrn

And so does Mike Tomlin!

Honestly feel like BJ should have a bit more grace here. LaFleur came in square and conciliatory and sort of got a drive by.

I had a conversation tonight with a Deadhead who was bummed about Bob Weir’s death and had strong (correct) opinions about youth and women’s hockey and hilariously bad opinions about politics and I feel like this was more useful to me than ten million intra PMC Posts

Chicago Bears literally did this meme

[NFL on Prime Video] Caleb Williams gets the cheese grater out! Bears celebrating the huge win! twitter.com/NFLonPrime/s...

Not Caleb grating cheese live on the broadcast skskskskskskskskskksksksksks

All the times they showed Bear fans grading cheese

I love and miss this city every fucking day.

Why have I done this to myself? Many are asking!

bears.

Bearsiest possible game chart

The Bears scored 25 points in the 4th quarter

BEAR DOWN

“Caleb Williams will do magic bullshit in the fourth quarter, idk” is not a sustainable strategy but lmao

MATT LAFLEUR DID IT. HE DID THE THING THAT HE WAS PART OF IN 2016.

Nike: Just do It

Sometimes all you need is something that counts as a plan only on paper

The Bearsiest possible outcome, lmaoooooo

Balls

Something LaFleur gets that BJ does not is that that yardage number on 3rd and 4th is a more worthwhile goal than a touchdown

“Caleb Williams is really good” isn’t a great strategy but technically it is a strategy!

Caleb Williams and experiencing a backbreaking drop: name a more iconic duo

Why have I done this to myself? Many are asking!

Lmao this game is dumb bullshit

If *I* ran the worst man blitz unit in the league I probably wouldn’t show that look but I guess I’m just built different

“September, 1963” playing in the house mix and has there ever been a better track about blowing too early? This is a more interesting thought than whatever the Bears defense is doing

Two for six on fourth down is a “what the fuck are we doing boys?” kind of stat

Bregman gets 5 years,$175 million from the Cubs. Passan on it.

Fuck yeah; give me Gore for Shaw and prospects

Basically require a takeaway at this point

BJ is batting pretty badly for call recognition on third and fourth against the likes of me, which would be suboptimal even if I were sober instead of eight drinks deep

Lmao

Playing “Purple Rain” now with a shout out to the Cities

General rule of thumb is if a drunk D3 linebacker can loudly announce the play call at the bar an NFL linebacker is probably right there with me

Honestly as non-great as the defense is, that’s much more obviously “the personnel is fucked” than the offense, which seems quite out of rhythm for no good reason beyond “first year in the system and too much aggression for the level of comfort“ nonsense

I blame Danny Parkins for showing his face at Soldier Field for the first time since the Double Doink

The band has taken a break and the staff has switched to The Regular (far right monitor)

Weekly post

Time for Plato’s discourse on what is a football move anyway?

Pass rush just isn’t there

JJ is still busted as fuck; he’s a tremendous player but you can’t let him try to be a hero while playing on a bum leg

Well fuck. You gotta hope Edwards is okay for the midterm because that’s probably his season.

CW was expecting a post there and… that was not a post. Although given the DB’s position I think Burden probably read it better.