Viz the current automation discourse, I believe in nothing stronger than "people are endlessly creative at coming up with services to sell one another and are in this respect several orders of magnitude more creative than at creating externally consumable art"

this is an *amazing* part of Instagram in case you were wondering

*Mission: Impossible theme plays*

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I refuse to give up on my Wetjens dream but… well here’s a small fast return-centric guy

cause Stone Cold said so

From Hal Mumme’s Twitter account. Mesh - the answer to all of life’s problems. Kid’s a shit? Mesh. Burned dinner? Mesh. Hernia? Mesh.

A team that has recently rugpulled a community in NorCal and seems committed to spending vast sums on dubious RoI propects suggests the Raiders also might earn some love here as well

I read this as “Fulgrim” originally and choose to just leave that thought there

Even Kirk Ferentz thinks this might be a skosh conservative as a quarterback strategy

A team powered by lefties who are bit older than you’d think and a bit more busted in the brain than you’d like? This website should love it

Nedward Luddd defending the Worker’s right to a fucked up lower back and heat exposure injuries

It’s unfortunate that the opening of free agency corresponded with bsky learning that the grassroots economic populism they wanted does not involve vibes and essays, etc. because it’s really disrupting the NFL ticker with malding

If that’s what the noises were for the guarantees then Garrett Bradbury for a Day 3 in 2027 and under six racks for next year is promoted from “sure, fine” to “pretty nice, actually”

this is like 2-3 times the annual pay of the highest-paid Aussie Rules player in case you've ever wondered what the incentives are like for Australians to make the switch

Probably byebye for Byard then

Tyson Bagent: YOU are an Arizona Cardinal

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

just calling this shot now

Geno Smith’s offseason has been so bad he’s gotten into a fight with the Wendy’s social media manager and is now RTing linkin park - numb

claiming Travis Kelce made the 2026 Pro Bowl because of his on-field play is disrespectful to the legions of dedicated Swifties who diligently stuffed the fan vote ballot box

Throw one out there before the Bears make the current Needs brevet list Wrong in like four and a half minutes

*Globe and Globe-Adjacent Tweetsky doing the Reservoir Dogs razor dance between the poster slopulism zeitgeist and the slopulism engine revving up from Dem fallen papabile*

anticipating that these spells will accelerate in frequency and duration

Every day on bsky I log on and observe …

Circling back to this, the LA suburbanite consultant pitching this message should be understood to be tailoring the D-flavored slopulism message for rural voters. This is “80% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck“ and “private equity is why you can’t buy a house in NYC” for rurals.

Have to say Jets/Canucks finished with perfect timing to flip on the WBC

As Josh Morrissey sets a new #NHLJets/Thrashers/Winnipeg record for most points by a defenceman (417), remember your @downgoesbrown.bsky.social: The Jets are the Jets ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...

What a goal

Honestly I think a lot of "IRA as failed popularism" discourse wildly overrates the moral failings of the speaker's unfavored classes and wildly underrates "nobody notices the actually build-y bit until 10 years later because people don't interact with the economy at that scale"

touch grass. crash a bicycle while going fast. consume a beer or whatever.

Rural route milkman/machinist at tractor factory and dairy farmer/high school ag sciences teacher

when I see 2028 primary hardo discourse…

Lots of “incels, but for the concept of participating in a massive society”-posting today, good lord

Is it btfs vomiting on itself a bit after three-ish years or is the SSD starting to death spiral? Find out on this enchanting mystical journey of friends, enemies, and talking dogs.

this is not the case. the companies have marketing data that indicates most users want the smart features. they do not use the data for all that much; they probably have some degree of payment for putting certain apps on there, largely to try to sell you subscriptions.

Politico gonna Politico although ”Rural Dem whisperer is a lefty populist guy from West Covina, CA” is an extremely funny subspecies of “Oberlin Group-educated advocate for fellow Workers”

YouTube algorithm cooked with putting this in front of me, ngl youtu.be/m9aroePaO90?...

TIL there’s no “garish championship belt” emoji which feels like a major semantic gap

the ideal shitpost is both obviously very stupid but also something you’re pretty sure many people believe without a flicker of irony and, indeed, believe with a degree of smugness it should also upset you a bit to reflect on this combination for the thing specifically

“Owns the libs” and, also, weirdly “owns the cons”

I could have sworn that Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait and the whole world responded, but maybe I'm misremembering. (History still matters, even in a meme.)

The difference between *Active* and *Passive* versions of Monitoring A Situation via the internet is about ten times the burn rate for “years taken off your life from stress” and “brain chemical receptors“

I think (boo, I genuinely do not care) that almost every narrative about the coming midterm on this website is fatally poisoned by the imperative for emotional self-care in chaotic moments or backwards construction from bad ideology, but I also think that free rolls of the dice are still free rolls

In the land of dreamers and treat-demanders, the elder millennial with a scrap of patience gets an extra percentage of cash back

Oh, so Linderbaum is getting *paid* paid

Just like us fr fr

The kid Winnipeg got from Buffalo in the first trade looks pretty nice. Dare we believe they might have enough decent shooters to populate more than one (1) line?

Winnipeg apparently the Sabres’ bar close booty call