Going to the desert for a few nights, let me know if anything really funny happens

The funniest was the lawsuit over lobster tacos, and whether this crustacean is too fucked up to call lobster

This is a very accurate description of how a lot of people feel, and that’s so weird to me. It’s almost a tautology. “Why don’t we get mad at republicans? Because we don’t hold them responsible for what they do.” We already noticed that! That’s why we brought it up in the first place!

Love that while digging up a picture of Barstow’s old flag / logo thing, I found a story about the City Council banning the mayor from city hall. That’s the most Barstow thing ever. Every time I glance their way, it makes me say, wow, what the fuck are they doing over there now?

i see she’s read theory

This is top tier internet

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

Jesus Waffle. What are you putting this shit in my eye holes for???

*low voice* Hey, I have some real bad discourse, want to see?

Quoting an old thread to share one of the ultimate middle aged dad records

Oh wait, _that_ kind of Star Trek fetishism. Sorry about the jpeg, I don’t know how to remove it.

Is Bernie wearing his meme coat?

I think my mom is going for the world record in most announcements

Blood and soil nationalism is bad except for when I get to determine who is a real New Yorker.

I wish I could swap nozzles as quickly in real life.

I downloaded Power Wash Simulator as a joke and now my entire family is playing it. We’ll all be sitting on the couch with our separate devices being like “psssshhhhwsshhwssshhhh”

Wet egg sounds like something they’d have to make on the great British bake off

My 7yo has started singing the bass to the bone riff after he makes a joke and holy shit

But hard cardio is so much more brutal than hard resistance training. This is playing in my head on repeat every time I run.

The correct pronunciation of “banal” and “canal” is obvious if you temporarily ignore the first letter in each case

He’s right, they’re less blue in the new avatar. I checked. Wtf.

When you’re about to listen to one of the all time classic country records

Realizing now that I have a shelf where I display my treasured knickknacks and also store cat medical gel and napkins and stuff. I think that says everything about my approach to housekeeping.

Made me think of the David house. This used to be the first place I’d take out-of-town friends when they visited LA.

“But what about when reporters try to squeeze one more bit of content out of a story before everyone moves on in a week” is not a question I’m gonna worry about

eating a marshmallow alone should have won him an Emmy.

So much about this is funny. Just adding a line above so they don’t have to redo the sign. The fact that it still has “memorial” in the name. The lettering not matching.

Kinda surprised he hasn’t decreed a stately pleasure dome yet

Happy last day of school before the kids are home for three weeks of winterbreak, to everyone who celebrates.

"zoo glass" is SENDING ME

Two 7 year olds just nonchalantly told me not to go upstairs, what do I do

The problem with car shopping is you only ever know who was making reliable long lasting cars 15 years ago

First draft of the Face Hugger is also a grand example

Not really a fan of most of the Guillermo Del Toro movies I’ve seen and Frankenstein was more of the same. A Halloween-themed melodrama. But still, looking at the sets and costumes, I’m always happy for him, he sees so into it.

Texans think Texas is big. We have Western Australia, most of which is “too hot”

If you feel that way about Charles Bronson I really don’t recommend watching any of the new movies starring a worse actor who happens to look exactly like Charles Bronson

I just blocked someone on instagram because he made up a song about famous Jews and included Rachel Brosnahan, who is not in fact Jewish. Nothing against her, nothing against him, just decided to draw a line.

I checked—hundreds of people log onto this website each day to post "Not surprised."

What are the current kids toys that are actually super fun for adults? Magnatiles for sure. Legos of course, that one’s eternal.

Extremely niche opinion incoming - the driving exam should include knowing which laws are specific to certain states and which are widespead

Every parent I know that does the drop off does it because it of morning logistics, getting all the kids to their schools and adults to their jobs by the right time. I haven’t heard any concerns about what happens on the bus at our school, which is good, not everyone can say that. Hope that helps.

Adding the Borax Visitor Center to my list of places I really want to go. You can gather free borate from piles in the parking lot!

Found a folder containing bunch of 20 - 30 year old desktop backgrounds in "gigantic" 640x480 resolution lolololol

since people are being so weird to Bouie I would just like to affirmatively and proudly state that I am definitely just dicking around.