How George Bush could have won: - don’t terror bomb Afghanistan, take it immediately - demand Ken Lay not to be an idiot with Enron - don’t siege Tora Bora, take it immediately - bomb the Roki Tunnel to cut off Russian forces - ally with the Green Party against the Democrats - ignore Iraq

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

Is Keith why Olivia was hired as an intern by the Weiner campaign?

youtu.be/hRlmn_w1qck?... They say that the sphinx is wrathful when crossed.

I'm fucking cryinj

BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com! - six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls - fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER

“Why do I smell burnt toast ?” Me forgetting that I had the toaster oven on.

Accusing Bernie and inner circle of sexism is actually libel bitch.

i did NOT expect this ending

“ I was only going to work to hit the flag pole” youtu.be/9b_QvDxXX4A?...

Oh look they are sharing guy Christensen someone who thinksthe Jews are out to get him.

New information here on how Trump has turned the Department of Justice—which is supposed to work on your behalf—into his own personal law firm, punishing his enemies and rewarding his friends. "Worse than Watergate" doesn't begin to cover it. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

People that say 2016 was the easiest election ever should never be allowed to give their political opinions again

Okay I need this for a post I just read

The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.

This gets particularly funny in certain leftist circles in LA (Left NIMBYs) where they'll say shit like this...and then offer up US Hukou on steroids as their solution to the housing crisis.

“I don’t get it, big Dan” youtu.be/LLlgris7gJw?...

Looks like it’s time to break out Old Reliable again.

UPS store owners in South Georgia about to make a killing.

Gotta love how Jon Karl and ABC News had this graphic ready to go *the very moment* that Hassett rolled out his Walmart anecdote.

I am starting to think this account isn’t on the up and up.

Possibly the platonic ideal of a Bluesky post is a Canadian commenting on a Twitter screencap and pivoting to attacking Dems from the future he made up to get mad at.

stupid framing from ro as usual. he’s not “sowing the seeds for a lame duck presidency.” he’s a lame duck no matter what he does. talking like this lends credence to this 3rd term nonsense

A lot hit dogs hollering in response to this in replies and also on twitter.

If you still call the ACA the heritage foundation plan then your political opinions should be discarded

StarCraft (1998)

I really don't get how people can eat raw onions

🚨November 15 home run at Citi Field 🚨 112.1 mph !

delete this

Me betting on who will be in the news today

Every other major news outlet in America should be throwing teams of their best reporters in to finding out WTF happened with Epstein & the NYT. And remember this.

I’m fighting on their terrain now

Because Squid Game: The Challenge exists has anyone ever done a game show competition where we see if people would survive a horror movie?

My grandfather got one of the early big screen HD TVs around the turn of the century. He was excited to watch sports on it, so turned on a Diamondbacks game. We were then confronted with a high-def closeup of Randy Johnson’s face. He turned to me and said “maybe not everything needs to be in HD”

God I love how out of fucks Krugman is

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Ana Kasparian supports Candace Owens' claim that people at Turning Point USA were involved with Charlie Kirk's assassination. "She keeps providing, you know, evidence in the form of text exchanges that end up, you know, bolstering or reinforcing the arguments that she's making."

Why does it look like an airplane fuselage?

I wonder if the Pokémon knew what they were doing when they created mega absol.

It kind of blows my mind that heat pumps are so much more efficient than basic electric heaters

Someone slap me before I download Grindr again.

Like even besides this snail it was quite clear the entire relationship was transactional. Clinton clearly viewed him As a funder and bundler for charity work. Like there is a reason why they stopped communicating by the mid 00s.

I honestly thought this was a Connor F special.

Tucker Carlson has hosted Hitler apologists on his show. Now he says Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a pastor who tried to kill Hitler, was not being Christian. He isn't making a theological argument. He's just morally inverting World War II and the Holocaust, to make space for their villains to rise again.