what secrets will be revealed???

Oh ok

RFK jr is this administration’s most creed bratton/lionel hutz esque character

trump feeling the cold hand of stan chera on his shoulder this morning

the house CR is about to expire and with it there’s nothing for dems to do here. republicans created these issues and can’t even fucking negotiate with themselves to fix any of them

Move to Alabama! Don't care!

all this would require is for him to take his fucking foot off the tariff pedal

what direction is that exactly?

this guy fucking blows and if we lose this seat, so be it

where we at on reopening alcatraz

for generations, miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in south africa

LRT:

live laugh legislate

the other thing that drives me crazy about this analysis is that youngkin did not channel the party base. the base wanted winsome sears. the party basically canceled the primary and picked him in a smoke filled room because they rightfully determined that WES was a nut and a loser

when you see republicans busting out the same cope you were using a year ago

The funniest reactions to the elections are the Republicans on Twitter saying stuff like “well after Jay Jones won, we are never taking scandals seriously again, we will nominate candidates who have no morals and say anything!!!” - like I’m just not sure anyone is going to notice the difference

wonder if fett is going to see this and draw any lessons from it whatsoever

AMERICA HAS SPOKEN AND AMERICA HATES “TRUMP”

congrats to my mutuals in the great state of california

Dude, the stupid text messages are the difference between him losing by the same margin as the Lt. Governor’s race and losing by half that margin like he is right now. I get you’ve spent all year regurgitating whatever Virginia GOP consultants blabbed to you about, but turns out they’re bad at this

Bro stop, I can’t smile anymore than I already am!

If only Donald Trump had shoved his fat face into these races even more, things would have gone differently

Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu

for the zoomers and younger, this is as close as you’ve experienced to election night 2008 vibes

congrats to my mutuals in NYC

The race to credit a few transphobic ads for Trump winning narrowly in an extremely incumbent-hostile environment was an absolutely classic pundit’s fallacy

congrats to my mutuals in the other other commonwealth

Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order

🪷 you never have to lib out 🪷 🪷 if you were always libbed in 🪷

congrats to my mutuals in the other commonwealth

congrats to my mutuals in the commonwealth

I remember looking at his one software project, which was like some distributed computing platform or something and it was just impenetrable gobbledegook

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my favorite quote from mad men is when roger sterling barfs up a bunch of oysters and martinis in the sterling cooper lobby

this is pretty much the apotheosis of modern conservatism

The past is dead and the future belongs to a stranger. There is only the now of hating, and how sweet the taste. - Zen koan

both of these are massive improvements

Oh, look at this portion of the Trump interview that 60 Minutes didn't air tonight -- it features him boasting that "60 Minutes was forced to pay me a lot of money," saying Bari Weiss is a "great person," and that David Ellison buying CBS is the "greatest thing that's happened in a long time."

bryan cranston? the voice of isamu dyson in the english dub of macross plus?

this how trump voters think, yes, and I can speak from experience.

I hate these fucking people

Hey @dbauder.bsky.social it’s not “awkward” that the news outlets that are supposed to be holding our government accountable are implicated in government corruption. It’s corrupt and criminal and unacceptable