Pete Alonso hits his first Orioles home run. Welcome to baseball

Woman who has been waiting to pay FedEx a $17 tariff bill she got 4 months ago

its so funny that after having been oh-so-gently removed from the stove, he's 100% busting down the door to put his whole dick and balls on the stove out of sheer spite. that's our donny

republicans can send this wet loser to the shadow realm whenever they like

I love this for them

I will only marry a woman who is: -Changing her name from Kitty to Karen -Trading her MG for a white Chrysler Lebanon -Using a machete to cut through red tape -Wearing a long jacket -Wearing a short skirt -Has eyes that burn like cigarettes -Knows what’s best

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

The President packed a sack lunch, smart.

for one thing, bruenig isn’t an MD or a health or science reporter so like why is she even given this assignment

this fucking idiot

Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged

can someone who knows airplanes make this make sense

RUNNING OUT TO BUY SEVERAL TRUCK LOADS OF CANADIAN LUMBER

we’ll see it in two weeks

motherfucker stole $200 from me last year and I want it back

so what happens to all the collected tariff money?

I am confident trump can keep his approvals down in the 30s even without tariffs

oh lord there’s gonna be a meltdown to end all meltdowns today

I'm part sysadmin on my dad's side

There is a venn diagram of "We need to believe that AI can develop a real consciousness," "I now adhere to a truly bizarre health routine" and "I need all the money possible and I need it just for me," and at the center of it is "I am terrified of dying and I don't know how to fix that"

an iron rule of this argument is that they'll always name two things you need ID for and one of them is wrong

oh no

wes moore has actually been significantly less confrontational with trump than most dem govs, this singling out that trump is doing is just pure racism

final prep for vacation giving those bilbo baggins vibes

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squantum of qualice

transformers 2, the fountain

this plus almost every big ticket item you own now needs to connect to the internet and can be essentially remotely bricked at a moment’s notice

well there’s a couple other things as well: ZIRP ended and all of the tech companies doubled down on rent seeking, and on the hardware side black rectangle 17 pro is just not that exciting anymore

Counterpoint: Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM. That’s fucking insane.

the HHS spokespeople for clean living are RFK jr, mike tyson, and kid rock. get the absolute fuck out of here

It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself

in trump 1 people got checks from the government (thanks mostly to democrats) and in trump 2 he keeps talking about them but not sending them out

my pupils were dilated most of the day and it seems that was for the best

"I am not trying to persuade, but I have learned to provide why my audience wants, and when I do, we both get the good brain chemicals. That is the entirety of my purpose" okay thanks for letting us know

The impact of Frederick Wiseman on nonfiction filmmaking was seismic beyond measure and beyond compare. Like how do you even begin to consider his influence on documentary technique or his decades of insight into how institutions (and artistic spaces) operate? What a treasure. R.I.P.

Dirty Pair fans came out of the woodwork to back this project—to the tune of US$731,406 what they got were years of delays, authoring problems, and a disc wrapped in a napkin. What happened?

I do think that the fact that the stars of the online “left” are all definitionally self-employed small-business owners is underdiscussed Having the same class interest as a realtor and hating Democrats is a less interesting combination than many think!

The Rise and Fall of Anime Unleashed: Brian Stremick explores the rise and fall of TechTV's Anime Unleashed block, which remains a fond memory for many despite not having the same mindshare as, say, Toonami. #anime #history

James Gurney's canvas for the 1st edition of John Dalmas' Homecoming (1984) #scifi #sciencefiction #art #artist

🚨🚨🚨 dipshit alert 🚨🚨🚨

BPD doing stuff…

happy valentine’s day to my mutuals

I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered. He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.