but i aint one to gossip, so you ain't hear it from me

btw.

Chaclo Harrison is FRYING me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Several of my cousins on my mom’s side of my family

Trying scoop this off my phone & into my hands like crumbs on the counter.

And when the numbers start mixing with the letters, people check out even more so its best to get that emotional intelligence going while you can 😭

"he bites other children" has me fucking howling right now lmaoooo

Lmfao a Pre-K report card too. Socio emotional stuff is pretty goddamn important at that age. “yeah ignore the part where it says he bites other children the fact that he can count to 10 means he’ll be a Supreme Court Justice”

They put up as long as they need to copy your homework, but you won't be invited to their parties. Don't ask he how I came to know this.

As the parent of a child who is Very Good At Math and also spent many years being socially delayed (she’s doing a lot better now, cause we worked on it) … people do not actually put up with your bullshit just because of math.

HELP ME OFF THE FLOOR @chasinglux.bsky.social

Boy moms are the fucking worst moms and this is the hill ill happily die on.

Here’s a nice Boy Mom™️ raising the next generation of incels:

My FOREVER PRESIDENT 🥹 Barack Obama Surprises Veterans Aboard Plane in Washington, D.C. 💙❤️🤩

Trying not to be judgy but cannot.

This is reminding me of my coworker whose husband lost their $170k savings on crypto (they do have kids but she did leave him)

A Black mom who had cancer had to undergo a full Hysterectomy was out of work and fell behind on bills. She needs help catching up. Let’s each give $1 so she reaches her goal. We’ve helped 175 people so far, let’s keep going.

7:41 on a Tuesday. A Work night. This how yall acting like yall dont have to be up in the morning.

When she comes from brunch and all that prosecco is just lube.

Mensa is not beating down your front door lmao. That girl was running around with some fucking tutors thinking she was gonna pass the bar. Ma'am. MA'AM.

Imagine feeling so entitled to the title of "lawyer" that you dont even bother to go back to school despite having every resource available to you to make it easier for you (household managers, nannies, maids, chefs, drivers, etc ). And you want me to empathize?

Why do y'all love defending rich people so much? They have access and opportunity in abundance and y'all will claw your way to the top of a mountain to ask others "but what about the billionaires ????"

My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.

Thinking about eating these mini Oreos in a mug with milk like a little cup of cereal.

New data shows that the CCRB retroactively doctored public data for more than 10,000 misconduct allegations against NYPD officers. hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...

Not us needing a watchdog for the watchdog. Sigh.

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

Welcome to the Golden Age. Drive safe on your holiday travels.

Who is this white woman?! That’s not Iggy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The House that’s not in session because then they’d need to swear in the Congresswoman from Arizona? That House?

When Congress ultimately does nothing to fix healthcare for the next three years, you can thank those 8 Dems along with the Republicans.

and without that $550 subsidy, look what our billionaire overlords are doing to the health insurance premiums... then look again to see what happens to the deductibles and co-pays. make it make sense.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Cave once, and history will make you pay twice.

I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit this should not be controversial 🫠

Today’s the first day of mercury retrograde too. You can’t make this shit up 🤣 All the old shit is coming right back.

You should step down. We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.

Not as long as Chuck remains in leadership, they won’t. Just endless capitulation.

Demonstrably, you will not.

Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis For the millions who will lose coverage For people with cancer who won't get the care they need For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare We will keep fighting

So, do we all agree that the Democrats breaking the line on this shutdown are almost certainly doing so as preselected sacrifices on behalf of their party because none of them are up for reelection this cycle and all of their personal explanations suck?

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

Reminder folks that the CR still has to pass the House AND IT SHOULD DIE THERE. Make sure your rep is on board to vote NO.

Peggy Flanagan is the most Minnesota name I've ever heard. Her son probably has insane hair and plays hockey.

Still going on my break but wanted to come back rq to remind y’all to love on your people. Seriously. Tomorrow isn’t ever promised. And if you need to hear it today, I love you so much, and I’m so glad you’re here. I‘d rather hear you vent about the same situation 50 times than read your obituary.