He type like a hungry pitbull.

This FKA Twigs album is great

Damn, a man just stopped me at the red light to tell me that my break light was out. Thats not the part im upset about. He caught me eating a strawberry shake with a spoon.

James Harden look like a Make-A-Wish uncle.

Having received no notifications about this post is an act of discrimination.

Soon as Thanksgiving end im playing "Give Love on Christmas Day" by the Temptations.

One of my first bluesky posts.

This really made me realize that bald people really dont take advantage of their added real estate.

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

He said he moved pounds, not diapers.

How TF am I in trouble for something I did in your dream?!

I am officially the Journalist of the year. Thank you to all those that voted for me. Does this make me an award winning journalist?

I just watched a old lady get secondhand crack smoke and idk how to process this information.

THANK YOU!!! Sidenote you're dope AF

(True story. My last day talking to someone) Him - "you know, the people who talk about the earth being flat. They got some good points."

They about to try and normalize pedophilia.

Wayne dragging TI all across that stage. However, Wayne would need someone whispering in his ear what song to play next like a Pokémon trainer.

Have yall done a year recap yet? I'd love to start things off with this image

Happy anniversary yall!

A piece of shit said this about you you just fuckin evil

You put this on your chest and start hearing Jarvis.

Four more hours until I send an angry DM

Somedays I randomly chuckle thinking about T-Mac picture on NBA Ballers.

Imma need some time alone with top left.

Now I gotta send somebody a 3 page paper at 4:45 a.m.

You sir, should shut up. Forever.

Well damn.

They snatched Kiriko whole gimmick and told Overwatch "Watch how a real nigga work."

Childish Gambino had Bun B rapping over some pure bullshit

They stole SNAP funds and mfs only heard the “promise” of a check. He didn’t give you money for some noodles and formula but he’s “giving” you 2 bands??? WAKE UP OMGGGG

Yall tryna police stan accounts on here? Lol folks can't even police their faves on here when they out of line.

Fire that receiver that dropped that pass. Put his ass on the bench

I be forgetting that Justin Bieber can play like every instrument lol

CENA WINS THE BELT THAT HE NEVER WON!!!! MAKING HIM A TRUE GRAND SLAM CHAMPION!!!

Cena won the IC title. It's even more remarkable that Miz is a two-time grand slam champion.

three more days until our anniversary on this app.

I have no clue what Hiatus Kaiyote be talking about but damn its good.

Solange made me cry therefor she wins. I lost my job and played her album nonstop until I felt better.

Just to avoid 5 hour late concerts, Channel Orange can stay..... Wait, I just remembered that bullshit Cochella set he did. Nvm Lauryn Hill you can stay..... reluctantly.

Do this while I'm working.

Chappell's album was so ass I thought I subscribed to an OnlyFans channel by the last song.

Renaissance is just too good. One of the greatest pieces of art ever created.

GRDT changed the rap landscape forever. Thank about how much influence 50 has had on pop culture and entertainment. It's solely based on the success of this album. He would not have been this big off those mixtapes.

Me the moment that sentence ended.

I just put on a Ja Rule album and the first song got this ugly nigga growling in my ear.

I think the friend crush thing is only taboo if one of them is ugly lol

New Orleans was a BLAST!

At the gym for the first time since the birthday weekend. Too much cake got me panting like a dog in the summer.

just fogging random people with chemical weapons for fun. of a piece with the Caribbean fisherman turkey shoot

Wait, this doesn't make sense.