Taking applications for a weighted blanket

Need to find these ASAP cause this is my Insomnia cookie order

The pushy/nosey character trope raises my BP

Skeeting into the void hours >>>>

I would do v bad things to someone who told me this

Ain’t no reason for this I can make this at home

I’d file with my HOA about property value depreciation, I hate them mfers so bad 😭😭

Mmmm

McConnell USMNT Platner Campaign 🤝 🤝 dead

Love love love “the body is the dress” moments.

Pardon me… He still thinks he has space to talk about values??

There are so many selfless, kind, and honest people out there; I have met plenty myself How is it all the monsters get shoved into the spotlight?

Idk maybe the Nazi Tattoo was a clear warning, just saying. But what do I know!?

It’s crazy how you can see one thing—like say a Nazi tattoo—and know there is no reason to look deeper bc it’s all a festering cesspool

ALRIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The earth ain’t warming up fast enough

But nobody has said if this is the Final Glitchdown

Having to answer ‘Is this senator still alive?’ seems like it should be mandatory

We come together, we leave together

Elaine Chao clocked out and went home?

🙃🙃🙃

Delay like I’m ran by the FCC

When you log in and see that 30+

Y’all need to learn how to talk to people. I am not a lackey However, I always got my sources on deck www.forbes.com/sites/johnko...

Never stopped I’m sure you thought that was top wit, but this is a privacy conversation

Twenty minutes of vows…did they read the prenup?!

Won’t touch the MMR vaccine, but will down ivermectin Won’t take the flu vaccine, but will drink colloidal silver til they literally turn blue Won’t even give the children HPV vaccines to prevent cancer… EYE JUST—

Imagine you’re chillin with the girlies enjoying round 2 and the bastard you been tryna avoid eye contact with all night CALLS you, talmbout ‘Now you have my number *wink wink*’

And even IF the glasses work perfectly, random tech workers are seeing financial info, private and intimate moments and more that shouldn’t be seen by others

Oh and there are services to remove the obligatory ‘recording’ light, so that fun

They ain’t even been together long enough for speeches that long …and honestly, I ain’t know Kelce knew enough vocab to speak for 20 minutes straight

And it’s not just about you *Your* info could be used to gain the trust of someone you care about, to nefarious purposes. It’s not so much a stranger when they know where your parents’ work, their numbers and your dog’s name…

I mean entering your email willingly for a discount is not the same as someone creating a solid comprehensive profile of information that sometimes you did not create or have control over or offer We need to talk about privacy in general, but those things aren’t equal

They have destroyed third places. Now people have no community, no manners and no pride/connection to their local spaces

When I don’t like someone, lemme tell you sum—I don’t be wrong, just early

Love one 🫶🏾

HALLELUJAH. FREEEEDOM

My cousin just got engaged After congratulating the couple, I told my cousin, ‘Yk you’re selfish though; you’re on your second marriage. Some of us ain’t even had one’ After some cackles, she was like ‘Yk you’re the only one brave enough to make that joke’ 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ We’re sisters

Finna post one right in front of my love life. FIX IT

I want a raven. They can talk

Taking shelter in the BLACK museum is a little too on the nose.

Honestly, I need the medicine of being seen. Seen for who I am, not for who people see me as. I wish to be seen as deeply as I see others. That’s all

🗣 PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY!

I am so glad I got those calming chews for the babies because they’ve already started with the fireworks

The attitude just makes it sexier

Or you me

Man they really tried it, like that was y’all whole thing how are you gonna say it didn’t exist??