The girls are yearning for a soft pure and honest love that is so sweet they can finally just rest. I hate that it’s hard out here for my fellow lover girlies

Fake death of the first—collect $10M. Fake death of the second one—collect $5M. Then send them both on a vacay to a getaway destination and let them finish each other awf while I sip my margaritas under a cabana

They did somethin to the keyboards, can’t nobody tell me different

I just learned first hand there are a lot of people who grow old but not up and I am staggered

I bring a lot of things to the table, drama is not one of them

So what I'm seeing men love women that are toxic and... abusive Me being single is starting to make a lot more sense

I hate it bc as a great poet once said, ‘I like morning sex’

It’s peace over penis every day.

I used to be a speed demon but I got clocked doing triple digits on the way back to my college campus. I said ‘Lord if I don’t get a ticket or go to jail, I won’t speed like this again’ I didn’t, so just keeping my end of the bargain

Hitting shuffle on people. So good!

The smell it called petrichor and some people have no experience of it. I remember this British man was questioning how people know, but when visited the States, he smelled it and now he knows that smell means rain

Where you think the tv shows come from?

That’s why it be blowing me when they say we addicted to meds, I ain’t know of an addict who forgets to take their drugs

I drive BY THEE BOOK as anyone will tell you but sometimes mid-drive is strikes me that we are driving massive vehicles hoping everyone stays within lines drawn on the ground and I get a bit skurred

I vote yes. Even the most miserable of them insist they’re happier than your single ass because they yolked up

HERE IS THE LINK TO HER GOFUNDME www.gofundme.com/f/help-terah...

Living under this administration for a second time is a joke, no April Fools necessary

Cold hard facts

The more someone hollers NORMAL NORMAL CHRISTIAN NORMAL, the more freak shit I know you got goin on, that’s just how the math be mathin 🤷🏾‍♀️

I do not think I have had a single day when a man did not say something outta line since I was about in 3rd grade. So men, when woman sighs deeply at your lame come-on line or is flat out mean, think of how fucking exhausting y’all are as a staff, label and a muhfucking crew

Y’all try to bully me, you can try to force generative AI in everything and you still can’t make me like or use it or respect people who do. I grew up a prolific reader, it ain’t nothing to go back. AI is theft and no you didn’t write a book

@pardonmypetty.bsky.social Happy birthday! I hope all your ribs stay upon your plate 😂😂

Racism is a thief of progress.

And if nobody else has said it lately, I’m proud of you, and I’m glad you’re still here. 🫶🏾

I saw the article about Kristi Noem husband yesterday, but it was on Daily Mail and said ‘cross-dressing’ which IDK if we use that term anymore so I left it 😬

I am BEGGING for us to be able to push the button 😭😭

Quelle surprise—I am right again. I do not mess with people talking to AI, your judgement it bad

🔥🔥🔥 them

Man I had to go watch videos to figure out how to explain simple equations. I get the concept of what the goal is, but it seems like they overcomplicating math. I think if they are doing it, all math work should be kept at school, y’all know the parents can’t help

Nope. I ask too many questions, I couldn’t cut it for even regular religion

As a glasses wearer I’ve never been fond of physical humor or play fighting. Lol Cuz once my glasses fall off we real fighting.

Y’all broke the baby?!

And physical humor Keep your hands off me

MY GAWD TEWDAY 😭😭😭

Skskks I remember when my mom got braces. She called my brother and I an apologized for dismissing our pain during tightening weeks An apology? From a Black mother? That’s memorable

Asthma friends, preferably single: do you sleep with your rescue inhaler on/by the bed?

If you wanna love me, then LOVE ME. Understand loving me doesn’t mean you have say over what I choose or don’t choose to do

tomorrow ain’t guaranteed. put hands & feet on they funky ass today.

Alright time to log off buddy!

Whoever writing Pete Hegseth’s speeches FAILED creative writing, I know that part

The fuck is a deployment mustache? WHAT THEE FUCK ARE WE DOING BRUH? I feel like I am living in a fever dream every single day, like the kind that needs immediate hospitalization

That’s not fair for you to judge me by that, I got group texts 😭

True and then there is a MASSIVE gap for anything age appropriate from preteen until the age of majority. They can’t go anywhere in groups without being harassed or targeted; it doesn’t matter if they are outside or online, society hates their existence

‘Have a good day all my Black people. Nothing can stop US from being great’ ‘EVERYBODY should have a good day; separating us only means you’re helping them win’ Shutcho bitch ass up

Also if the idea of someone supporting Blackness, Black people, and Black owned establishments disturbs you, PLEASE block me. Bc I will literally go out of my way to find and support Black people intentionally and specifically and it's a big SMD to anyone who doesn't like it.

Why do people let the individuals they hate move them so? If ion fuck wit you, you may as well have an invisible suit on, like you do nawt exist over here

Yk what? I’ll allow it 😂

Why does it make you so uncomfortable that other people enjoy different things than you do? Unpack that.