Exactly this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

No for real, nobody needs this in the emergency row

International flight? 3 hours Domestic but large airport? 2 1/2 hours Small? 1 hour I have anxiety and I hate going through TSA; I need time to regulate before going through boarding 😭😭

This whole convo reminding me of a scene in Ted where the wife was urging the husband to try her food and he was annoyed talmbout he ordered what he wanted. Finally she got him to try it, then he was pissed her food was better than his 😂

Oooo IKDR Santa’s on holiday 🙌🏾

This is a hwhite

*set to Baby One More Time* MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLIN MEEEEE

They’re gonna break the add the blacksky hashtag rushing the gates bc god forbid they let us have peace for five seconds

When we get private accounts, white people will riot lmao They just be over here randomly and insert themselves any damn where

If you can’t share a taste, I can’t share no pussy them’s the rules

I been having this saved bc i will deadass deplete the battery while looking you in the eyes shut up talkin to me 😭

So back then you thought Moonlight was overrated™️ and Parasite was overrated™️ and Everything Everywhere all at Once was overrated™️…and now Sinners is also overrated™️ too? Oh.

i need like 2 dozen oysters rockefeller, 1 dozen chargrilled, 4 lemons, and a private room rn

And IS! Between the overpriced sections and bottles to stand around, the cold (eff THAT) and drunk drivers, I will be warm, comfy and tipsy at home. May bring in the year in a onsie 😂

I hate all them Sisyphean activities 😭😭😭 It never ends!

not only can we not date, we can't be friends

When I tell you this plate of diri, sauce pwa and legume is about to be DEMOLISHED….

I’m just warning keep it on the apps bc I have fought men 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

The thing I love about gifts is not the actual item—it’s the revelation of how much someone pays attention and cares

Time to go make this chili

Dereliction of duties smh

I have a lifetime of movies to catch up on

I hate when you are talmbout quality of music and here comes someone talking about sales, streams etc. McDonald’s has over a billion burgers sold; that doesn’t mean they deserve a Michelin star babe

Diamonds smaller than the shards on a shattered iPhone screen smh

I do not care about diamonds. They are boring, gimme a beautiful gemstone any day

I don’t even have a Kindle now I need a Kindle so I can get this case. I love it!

Ugh…and the pandemic ruined night owl culture Niggas be up at hours they ain’t been up at before! Ion wanna see none of y’all during my prime hours 😒

I’ll never be too old to rock out to this song Idc idc idc idc idc

Eaux 🤤🤤

Private equity firms ruin everything they touch Robbed the franchisees and built Smashburger on the wreckage of my toasted bacon guacamole sandwich 😭😭

I had this dream too until I found out people be wearing diapers in that crowd bc there are no bathrooms. Unless I meet someone with a penthouse, issa no fer meeee 😭😭

I believe it. It rips one after another after another out of you 😵‍💫 There is a reason it’s been on the market since like the sixties or sum

But I’ve made ganjang gejang before so I am excited for tomorrow

Flavor: 10+ Plating: -Jamie Oliver

Sksksk no that was left behind hours ago

I am not satisfied w the end result. I think a thicker cut of meat would turn out much better, but when you shop the evening of Christmas Eve you can’t be too picky, right?

Sak pasÉ, Frenchies!

I got some soju to go with the menu and everyone knows soju hits like Joshua Anthony 🥊

NBA > NFL on Christmas

Eww all that for the Cowboys to be winning? 😒

FINA-FUCKIN’-LY Sheesh…

Netflix wanna host an NFL game but don’t got the bandwidth smh. I been waiting for the app to open up for awhile

Also, Happy “Meet me in Temecula” Day to all the real ones that celebrate. 🥹

I might make some impossibly crunchy enoki mushrooms too 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I am gonna enjoy some good food tuhday!

Meal # 1: Waygu and quail eggs: marinating Rice: steaming Now to have a puff and chill until it’s time for assembly… This Christmas isn’t gonna be traditional, but I am gonna make myself a good time

I am dyinggg 😭😭 Momma is on the floor back there 😂😂