A thigh—from chicken to man—is gon find me 🤭

Apple always worried about the wrong shit Fix it so I can see my screen in the sun!

Fear Street was where it was at fr!!

Me at 6 PM wondering why I feel a bit sluggish:

Duolingo: ☠️ Why don’t you love me?! Come back and learn Korean Me meanwhile:💃🏾🕺🩰

Riffing off each other until we’re crying with laughter >>>>

I have a question: after this first class of fully indoctrinated students graduate and start making vids about how they can’t get jobs, into graduate programs, pass certification programs and more bc they were bamboozled and have a degree that isn’t worth the cardstock it’s printed on…then what?

Poppin dick’n’balls in the median during business hours is not insane?! 😭😭

Il est tombé! Albert! Ce n'est pas possible! I am cryyyinggg 😭😭

Water. Tea. Basil Hayden. Lemonade.

It’s gotten to a point where I am finding it harder to give things up. I have stopped supporting, enjoying and participating in so many things bc I don’t want to support bad actors or people who’ve hurt others, but now I got like 3 things left, any more and I might be just staring at drying paint 😭

Yeah, some of Kanye’s list had me giggling, but if I was Kim, I’d be headed to request supervised visitation at the v least bc I am not gonna leave my kid w an (unbalanced) adult who declared them an opp—publicly 😬

Maybe I am slow…but how niggas gon call Russell every brand of corny ass nigga in one breath, talmbout how they dk how he chose over Future then in the next they’re blaming failed relationships on women bc they ain’t choose better and want these ‘street niggas and thugs’? Are y’all okay?! 🧐🤨

James Gosnell (judge that was over the Dylan Roof trial was arrested for CSAM and abusing INFANTS. He was on Zoom, giving other abusers tips on getting away w their depraved behavior. I’m sick, these kids couldn’t even speak yet, I’m talking MONTHS old Someone needs to —— him

I do not like complaining or venting to people. I will walk around my apartment and talk to myself for a good 30 mins and move on.

I’ll shower with no music and in the dark 🙂‍↕️

Minding your business trying to find a jar of capers and them niggas be staring and waiting for you to give a damn

As soon as dusk hits:

I need a hug real bad 🥹

They’re great and they cut down on drying time

Listened to the Young Thug album and experienced a hate crime.

I am dying at that Mara girl beefing with the Jeepers Creepers monster because she said she could whoop him 😭😭

Listen…

It’s never better than the real me, but it’s also much different

Lmao I remember when I said I peeped who finally got phone numbers because the tl flirting/convo dropped. Suddenly they went from inner Skycle to off the whole map 💀

Black women can have a CVS receipt of education & experience & those folks will still say we aren't qualified.

My coworker didn’t die, but was written up for leaving his shift early…because he had a heart attack on the clock We were emergency dispatchers for a big home security company

And are 😊

I hate Netflix for taking down Bad Blood 😒

Sksks my dad got me a car sophomore year because cheer paractice was every day at 5 AM and he was sicka that shit 😭😭😂😂

My jaw is on the ground. She is already on a dating app?! 😭😭

Yes, yes love this tradition, it’s so fun

And is still that gworl, I got a cordless one last year and lemme tell you sum… 🤭😏

How are they protesting Kamala? Y’all ain’ t want her in office and she ain’t—so what’s the fckin’ problem now??

I hope Miss Cuba and all her fan onstage know imma always be praying for her downfall and that her hair breaks off even more from this obvious peroxide breakage cut 😒

Nah I actually want those killers, fascists and rapists outta a job. Centrists/moderates are CONSTANTLY a problem, MLK wrote a whole ass letter about how y’all interrupt progress and look—nothing has changed. Blaming the left for fascism?? ‘That’s too far’. I wish you scared mfers would sit and stfu

Bananas: Do you know you have 30 minutes?!

Me, almost always:

This is crazy bc he should be your hero for that letter 10 days before the election …but it’s funny how he wouldn’t do the right thing bc politics…how’s that going for you buddy?

BOOOOOO These lies will not stand!!

You’re a mess for this😭😂—but also all these pics swear they me, what y’all know about deep contemplation in nature?

WHEW the lesson I had in this as being the emergency contact for errybody. Sometimes you gotta say no. It’s still hard for me and I still got guilt but you have to do what is good for you

Lol, I love y’all Blacksky We are hilarious as a group

Unripe bananas?! I wait til mine got a lil adolescent acne…

If you don’t like onions or garlic…I got cookies?

Bananas: Do you know you have 30 minutes?!

They are in the family but plantain on the Momma side, IDK what the Daddy side do

Yeah, I get how people get annoyed about people talmbout food or relationships or ‘proper dates’…AGAIN But for me, it’s much better than arguing the validity of my existence and presence in this world…so proceed 🤷🏾‍♀️

Listen, microplastics got y’all tastebuds FUCKT. Bananas?! Cantaloupe? Might as well claim honeydew is a top fruit when we all know it’s a cost-cutting space holder…