everybody think they’re grown until it’s time to be accountable

tokyo toni so bad bruh

2 days gone she been gone so long you can’t get her on the phone cus the bitch has been with MEEEEE!!

one thing i don’t play about is potatoes. when i learned about that family that died because they had potatoes in the basement my life changed. i buy just enough potatoes for one use, and they better be perfect

niggas be having all them homegirls and don’t be learning shit about how to treat women. must be fkn them

i don’t be seeing wings that look as good as the ones al be getting and it’s really bothering me

poppin out

new fear: fiberglass on skin

can you lend a nigga a pencil

he brought hell on earth he a h.o.e.

my type of people are the ones that say stuff like “don’t give me them big ass chicken wings”

my problem is that i let my phone get to 1% (with my charger plugged in within reach) because i know that when i do plug it in, it’ll be at 20% in 3 minutes

i think it’s so funny that my people are on kfc ass about them honey bbq wings actually being the spicy wings dipped in the sauce 😂

when my mama get to typing in all caps i be wanting to cry dawg i can literally hear it

you get 2 bad wig days a year before you’re referred to as wig

don’t go fw someone if you not prepared to die. everybody not playing with you mfs will kill you

say what you have to say when you get me on the phone, because telling me to call you back when i’m done doing xyz….you may as well say goodbye

what do you MEAN

why do I know how to read.

Him typing “fat father”

just saw a man say he shaved fat father for nothing….i’m going to bed 🫩

yall how did xavier legette figure out how to upload 6 hour long videos on instagram??? 😩

i thought this was a cup of doodoo mickey😕

i see Timbalands music video with his AI artist Tata hasn’t made it over here yet… anyways.. um.. he was doing lives on tik tok having black musicians showcase their talent thinking he was going to sign someone, just for him to later end up creating an asian AI rapper

only day 1 of cold air and i’m already sniffling and coughing 😔 my least favorite season is really here. i gotta hold on til april

this is airfrying me because now that i think about it, Ray J has never took an L fr 😂 and that nigga always at the scene of everything LA especially

I miss passionate sex. Lots of foreplay and kissing and touching. Feeling like you wanna be in each other’s skin. If it’s not like this, I don’t want it

if someone says they are a “professional basketball entertainer” what does that sound like to you

tall niggas be thinking the height makes them fine by default. it’s really a struggle. we have gassed tall men so much 😭😭😭 and we just gotta eat that, i have no defense for it

when life gets so chaotic that somebody lying ass son wouldn’t even put a dent in it… like that would be light work rn

prayer & push ups

get me a persian rug where the center looks like galaga

new opp pack in the air. this gas or what?

void stiles was a pivotal time in my life, i remember where i was. iykyk

i absolutely hate when multiple people talk at the same time omg it makes me want to pull out my eyebrow hairs and then they get louder to try to be heard over the other voices 😭😭😭

wait ✋🏾 now this is too far

thangyaaaa

my mama was telling me a story and kept going off on tangents for irrelevant details to the point that i forgot what she was originally telling me. i said “pleaseeee”…. and she started crying saying that her brain is just not like how it used to be. i’m so fkd up about it dawg 🥺 beating myself up

“No uno” over here. Just saying “uno” with multiple cards in your hand around these parts you drawing 2 more just for calling false uno 😭

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me saying uno by itself is a false uno!!

You better be saying uno as you are dropping from 2 to 1 or I’m on that ass!! And you absolutely have to say uno out!!

now this is blasphemy of course you have to say uno out! crazy tailed self

“No Uno” supremacy!!!!

“No Uno!”

it’s almost our blacksky anniversary yall 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

"No uno" and before anyone comes in here w official rules or the actual uno company chines in, I DONT CARE! this is how we've played since I was a kid and maybe someone made it up, but this is how we play! Nobody's ever had to announce it, we just do!

yes. and when you get to the point where feeling their breath on your face while they sleep brings you comfort, or you want to hold it while they pee….i fear rehab is not enough to save you. electric shock therapy maybe

i really need yall to help me with this.. you’re playing uno. you have 3 cards, your opponent has 2. They go to put down 1 card. Before they can say “Uno” do you say “Uno!” or “No Uno!” ??