😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 starting off with jay z is so spot on

i feel like everyone has at least one store that they really hate and mine are O’Reilly and AutoZone

when ppl refer to their ex as a demon i 100% believe them. mfs do be possessed

are y’all pinky finger’s dented in the spot where that phone sits up?

mfs really be ignoring that random knot on the back of their neck like it can’t be a swollen node

I’m a sucker for a good hunter-gatherer. Like yes I do want to try some deer sausage. Yea you can bring me some fish cause you caught too many. Fuck yes, I wanna come wit you to smoke a whole pig. Hell yeah I want some fresh collard greens from your garden.

learn sumn new everyday

i will never again think i’m bigger than the program

wtf they put in cut water??? why did i drink 3?? i have to go to sleep right nie!!!

it’s really 80 degrees outside

i like leaving niggas unfucked

ad free netflix finna be $115 a month now that netflix bought hbo max and warner bros

let me move my bang so i can see what yall got going on

when a black woman ends her sentence with “and that’s what tf i mean” the jokes are over. seriously

some ppl don’t realize when they are casting a spell with their words, so it’s jarring to them when i suddenly tell them they gotta shut the fck up talking to me real quick

i had a dream i survived and saved an ape as big as king kong and got a foundation to assist with creating a life for him and read a yt savior to filth every time she spoke…. idk wtf that was about maybe i need some Bape

is it just me or can you easily tell when a girl is stealing another girl’s personality bc it just comes off so corny and unnatural? that cosplay so clockable. i can tell that tia kemp just taught you how to cuss. that Ari got you shittin on the niggas for being in the same league as you right now….

some hoes bleed loserness

i feel like i’m the only person who has ever seen these movies

somewhere someone is thawing out a plate they froze from last year 🤢

thanksgiving on bluesky was so chaotic last year. now what have we learned?

went to the search bar. typed “plate”. slid over to the “latest” feed. saw what dewights were eating today. i am very confused

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: destiny’s child beyonce megan thee stallion future one direction

the only thing i’ll be doing at work tomorrow is showing up

yella cake, chocolate frosting or whatever summer said

sigh.. we had it for all of 30 seconds ladies

29 💋💋 big SAG

just frowzy

smell good, taste good. feel good, look great

CNAs be on the phone talking about getting their ass crack licked flipped and dipped while feeding their patients. patients just be quiet getting all the mf tea

i love not giving niggas what they want when they want it, that shit arouse me

i think it’s funny that even yt men randomly euro step around people and objects. i thought that was just our men 😂

it’s classic weekend yall and my bday monday…if you see me hanging out of a window on church street mind your business

k pop demon hunters has some really good songs

when you learn that somebody is a weirdo, and start to recall all the stories they told that painted someone else out to be the weirdo

the way they made us fear teen pregnancy growing up you would think it came with a death sentence for all first born children in your family

all i have is the tokyo ghoul theme song Unravel 😩

when people are found after being reported missing, i do be wanting to know what happened so badly.. i won’t ask because that’s invasive, but i will spend 15 minutes scrolling for answers

“full set” in girl language can mean anything

imagine posting “hey how yall been” and 10 ppl block you because you been on twitter for 9 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tough crowd

they blocking and unfollowing people who reactivated their accounts while twitter is down 😂😂😂😂😂 bluesky is so serious im screaming

M*A*S*H like a mf…

sigh. just got a text in the group chat.. “did i ever express wanting to be with that african man romantically?” …. now we all gotta lie because the “wrong answers only” is silent.. “no. you only ever wanted your bd”

young rich nigga getting money in Tijuana!

black shades, johnny cage, diamonds go parade brrr brr motorola in the kitchen whipping sonya

maturing is realizing that sometimes you’re gonna miss the good experiences you had with bad people, and still stay away

people be tryna out beyonce me and my trump card is always carmen: a hip hopera

niggas be having 7 kids and no debit card

i hate when a man use my deodorant cus why do it take all that. just aggressive

sometimes i be hating the fact that i gave so much love to people that didn’t deserve it. sometimes i think maybe God put me in their life to show them what love is.