“i be wanting to fck bad bitches all the time be swearing to God ian gay” felt that

currently falling in love with the man at the nail salon 😭 🫦 why is he rubbing me like this it hurt so good

did yall grannies say that if someone always hungry, they probably got worms?

you slime enough to fuck a nigga you slime enough to bring a bag home 😂

i think my lack of motivation to cook all the time mixed with the disgust (and fear) from fast food also contributes to this

houston not even an expensive place to go hang out in fr. you gotta know what nights to be at a certain club. it’s so much shit in the city worth your time and is reasonably priced, why are mfs going to Dome on a sunday 😂 dome sunday is for ppl who can blow $15k in one night and lose no sleep

ikyfl 😂 spring break shit

oh ion know about all that now 😭😭

oh no 😭 i ate a lot of sweet potatoes and now i don’t really desire food right now, i’m just bored by it now. no matter what it is, its like it doesn’t release dopamine for me anymore… like i’m just not addicted to it rn which i feel is a good thing. when i crave food it’s boring food

This how I get with eggs… 3 months of me being obsessed with avocado toast w/ egg and then I go through 6-12 months of being absolutely nauseated by eggs… and it’s so random lol

Yeah. My mom once said to me, “I don’t really like food, I just eat because I have to.” I thought, “What is her problem? How can someone not like food or eating it?” And then one day, I felt it too. It does come and go in phases, but I get it now.

Yes.

yall go thru phases where food is just not appealing to you? like there’s nothing that you ever crave, even when you get hungry. no urgency behind eating

once i find out its little nothing makes me nervous about you. you gon get whatever coochie i give you. especially lazy coochie

i’m finna say sumn so crazy.. don’t judge me….but gucci mane got a good talk you thru it voice

why would he say that 🫩

anybody’s child in my presence gets protected like they’re mine..anytime i see a kid unattended my eyes immediately scope the scene and i don’t relax until i know they’re safe, like when their adult emerges from the snack aisle..my heart squeezes until then, even if just for a moment

niggas think i’m so innocent. i will literally rip yo throat out with my teeth

mind you i just opened my eyes

he said he ain’t shit himself and he was holding it in but unfortunately the damage has been done 😭😭😭 he’ll never be able to come back from this grave mistake

what’s all this ass talk on my skyline

don’t shit make your heart drop to your ass like a cars a/c blowing hot in 90 degree weather

all the way back to the nape of their neck right? 🙂

i can’t stand a man that say they don’t know how to wash their own hair, come help… fkn thot you know how to wash that shit 😂

i wanna twerk on a boat

i hate spaghetti when the noodles and sauce is separate… mix all that shit in

when yall telling ppl to go to the gym, tell them ms mooseknuckle gon be the first to drop some weight 🫩

you could work out so hard for 3 months and only lose fat on your coochie tf is that about 😪

my brother said when me, him and my mama on a 3 way call, everything get eerily awkward like the principle just walked in the room. yeah fn tighten up, you know the procedure 😂

“what more do you want me to do Tocarra?” “KISS MY ASS!”

men be going in the store, come out, pop the hood of their car and start pouring shit in there.. ion never see us doing shit like that wth yall be doing and what signal came on the dash that told you to? it just be a feelin? 😂😭

i be trying to ignore my stud friend big booty, that mf too thicc. it knocked over my hookah. we both just looked at each other like 🫩 she thicc and tired too

fck a friend zone when you hug like this

ain’t forgot about the katt williams files, still want that

it’s like no matter how sharp you file your nails, after 2 weeks them edges seem to round out a lil bit

starting at $200 of a single weft of 14 inches

mfs wouldn’t even be able to eat green beans

so nobody was gon mention that miguel is on tour?

and please keep ray j and zeus far far from it 🤧

i say HEY! (fucc nigga) WHATS GOING ON 🗣️

looking for my lil crush in the reposts

on the train to ovulation station 🌝

gym fatigue getting real 🫩 imma keep coming tho…

I hope she made it too cause some people get right there and lose it all

lady walked past me so abnormally fast she must be finna shit herself. ppl only walk like that when trying to get to that bowl

you gotta lick and kiss my neck like it’s coochie for it to work

so annoying when your tank on E and all the gas stations on the opposite side of the street. no i’m not finna buss no u turn. car running on nothing but fumes and prayers til I see a gas station on my right