People can do math on their own Sam, this wasn’t needed or necessary. And frankly the history they did make and the lasting impact this film will have is more important than what didn’t happen.

Good morning to them 👇🏾

That man created chaos for no reason and now wants other people to jump on board with him to keep the chaos going. Good for them in saying no.

Welp!

Good morning y’all

Awww yay!

Michael B. Jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever Oscar. “I know you guys want me to do well and I wanna do that cause you guys bet on me. Thank you for keeping betting on me and I’m gonna keep stepping up.” See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Literal chills

Stunning

👎🏾

She looks like she smelled something that stinks

Such a pretty green 😍

She is taking it

Demi Gimme Sommore been that girl since the 90s.

It didn’t need that wrap on the side. We love her thighs, show ‘em off!

LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

“Bland Rising” was the one that got me 😭

Yes

🧵

Having the time of our lives

Idk how we did it but we here!

Whole medical field about to be full of dummies

That’s how I learned all the adlibs to It’s Not Right But It’s Ok

I’ve been doing hot mat Pilates for a few months now and I absolutely love it. I’ll eventually try a reformer class but right now I’m good

In college with jungle juice and a blatant disregard for my life

Loser gets exposed as a loser, blames editing.

Imagine being a teenager and your PCOS is undiagnosed but your facial hair is on full display. Struggle ain’t even the word tbh

“You probably got an F because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong” is taking me down 😂😂😂

How much hair are we talking here?

One of many reasons why I love it here 🙌🏽

Our neighbor cut our grass last week so we have to get him a gift. He’s always in the yard so I’m thinking I’ll get him a nice set of work gloves 🤔

Good morning y’all

Clam slammer is hilarious. I have to follow you now 😂😂😂

It’s horrible!

Y’all me and the wife decided to try a lil neighborhood bar. I asked for an old fashioned (my go to) and the bartender not only added a whole orange slice, but muddled it along with the cherries. I am disgusted.

The other day I was just remarking about how amazing it was that we hadn’t heard anything from him, and today he proves why we don’t need to hear from him

Good morning y’all

🥹🥹🥹

My wife loves Bloody Mary’s, and apparently if you get it with tequila instead of vodka it’s called a Bloody Maria. Meanwhile I’m sipping my old fashioned and silently judging her

Kendrick Lamar:

It’s been 80 degrees for the past two days. Then it stormed overnight through the morning, now the sun is out but it’s windy and chilly 🫨

My God she is stunning 😍

They’re dead. Louis CK creepy ass still walking around rich af

Going that hard for Pootie Tang of all movies…

Ma’am that is a plantation

The AI music almost got me y’all. I’m listening to my Sade radio station at work and this song comes on I’ve never heard. It sounds great, so I go look it up to add it to a playlist. First of all the name is Oscar, but the artwork is of a woman, but so obviously AI. I’m disgusted 😩

It’s like that woman said on Heaux Tales, if you’re fucking your husband to get something you want then you’re heauxing. We just don’t like to call it that because we wanna act like it ain’t what it is

And is

Bro we finna lose is sending me 😂😂😂😂