If you must be up after please feel free to talk me to sleep.

Free her!

behind the scenes 😇

Partner stretching>>>>

When it’s out the wrapper

A fucking attention whore. I love how the coach rushes over there to get him the fuck out of there.

After Aaliyah's tragic passing, her label backed out of paying the $68,000 funeral bill they had agreed to cover. The mortuary went unpaid for months-until Maxwell quietly stepped in and paid the full amount out of his own pocket, without seeking any publicity.

The cutest! 🥹🇪🇸

Y'all said I don't NEED to eat, huh?! I feel you, the food IS trying to kill us. 😭😭😭😭😭

My favorite Mariah song

I’m going to miss the professional soccer ball but rec soccer is about to start for the fall and I have my sun brella and chair ready.

That reminds me. I need to see when the seasonal peach ice cream no longer will be on the menu this year. Ugh nothing like Bruester’s peach icecream on a homemade waffle cone.

Y'all playing about that mudd butt cootie, when all you need to do is convince Drake to bet on your waist

🔴 so grateful rep jasmine said it loud & proud #crushice ‼️🔥

My laptop is being a dick no hole

what do you do when your favorite ice cream place is down the street from a state park? you go eat ice cream by the water. #happynationalicecreamday

Damn Messi is really about to retire?

I’m always suspicious of anyone Trump likes at this time regardless of their party affiliation. If he’s showing his full set and crinkling up the corners of those eyes with you I’m keeping my eye on you.

everyone doesn’t deserve your authentic self

Put it in my veins! There’s still room on the thigh!

Trump is like the mother-in-law who wears white to a wedding.

Sunflowers or tulips next.

My flowers are wilting. I’ll be back for more soon.

I'm happiest on the water, I'll holler.

I’ve watched my son play goalie for years and it’s such a hard position. Most kids don’t want it. So much pressure is on you as an individual. But he takes on the responsibility so well.

Omg Trump still isn’t

those naps in between activities in the summer be the best sleep you’ll ever get.

Another exciting horror movie coming to theaters.

Fuck Aubrey Graham!

Popcorn + margarita

In bonus news, Spain's president is anti-Trump 🤣🤣

Christopher Nolan, the Oscar-winning director whose new version of “The Odyssey” is currently conquering the box office, says he views AI as an obvious “Trojan horse” and praises the public, especially young people, for being highly skeptical of it.

ngl I was cheering for the colonizers. viva españa. 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

I hate Argentina

Cheetah Girls about to be performing on the streets of Barcelona again

Argentina loses, the world wins…

The king is dead. These soccer announcers are harsh 🤣

TAKE YALL RACIST ASSES HOME WE GOT ENOUGH GOING ON HERE !!!

Fellas, how much was the most you’ve ever spent on a suit? I’m just trying to see something

LOL fuck you forever, Argentina 😂😂😂

The displeasure Argentina’s fans are experiencing pleases me and my homegirls.

Don't skip leg days, guys gals and n-pals. I had to for five weeks while my knee healed and I gained 7 pounds. Those muscles burn a lot of calories!

Text conversation with my oldest:

Have more fun. Responsibly. 😘

Not the Blood Sausage Eating Brigade mad about a halftime show. Does the cuisine overseas make them constipated and negative?

Apparently people didn’t like the halftime show. Sucks for them because I had a time. 🤣

the best part is hearing the Argentine commentator narrate the goal 😭

That halftime show was so cute and fun.