Folks: Your vote is a chess move. It's not falling in love. Please stop looking for the candidate who "inspires" you if the fundamentals aren't there, the experience isn't there, the clean social media/body art isn't there. Just. Stop. Making. The. Same. Mistake.

This is a Jersey classic I miss

A hot dog with cheese, onions, ketchup, and French fries.

burnt hot dogs go up every single time idc idc idc

A little mustard is all you need on a hotdog for a grab and go. Now if you have time to sit I like it sloppy.

I’ll be that then

I add a Miss to store names. Miss Teeter. Miss Ross. Miss Ann (Ann Taylor).

I am going to miss December. January is when real winter starts in this part of the Carolina’s. I didn’t even wear a coat today.

Itis activated

Ate a little too much but I don’t regret a thing

California boy reporting from the snow ❄️ storm

QB1 🦅

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I can't take anyone who says she was a bad candidate serious... no other person has been as qualified who ran for president. She literally worked her way up the way mediocre WM say everyone should.

Them Gen X Blerds be so fine🥵 I be praying they like me🙏🏾 And I’m talking about the ones with the dad bods, g-shock watch, fitted caps, cartoon tees, bead stack, glasses and a sneaker game.😩 The ones that’s been running the same DnD campaign for 30 years with the same friends.😮‍💨

This place is overstimulating.

This lady has me in the sticks to go to Costco. I’m traumatized. She is afraid of country roads and this is the country. She drove. Never again.

Things I want to say and hear in 2026:

This little girl is harassing me and I know it’s because she misses her favorite parent aka me.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Mr. Dunn is such a cutie pie. Hopefully he doesn’t see this 🤣

I swear your purchases will do you in #dateline

I need to research this.

Post christmas mood.

Murderer is the word. Like girl let’s be for real #dateline

In love with the way my skin shines in the dark.

If I say my fave kinda cake is “regular” what that mean?

Missing Dateline because I was watching the Dateline station on Samsung is ridiculous 🤣

I love when they get to tell their own stories before they become ancestors. That way, they're never really gone

This makes sense and i cannot explain it.

“This GoFundMe is being organized to support Imani’s parents, Monique Rance-Helper and Rawni Helper, who are now facing the unimaginable: grieving their daughter while stepping in to raise her young son and support their two other children during this traumatic time.”

My favorite song is on that album

lol so next year marks 100 years of Black History Month and I finna be so Black all year round. I'm charging up to hit peak negrority.

A perfect album by a band I will forever love music.apple.com/us/album/hou...

We need to address Black femicide. Immediately.

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That’s how you get pneumonia!!

It’s too cold to leave your chin naked fellas. Think of your health.

No don’t do it! Reconsider!

I think Father Figure and My favorite band’s Whatever You Want have a similar sexy vibe that makes me melt.

I will be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine Sir say less!

I think I’m bad luck for the Panthers when I watch but I’m still a fan

Books, poems, film, etc. may require retraining a brain to slow down. And it's important bc while scrolling social media pushes the happy button, it rarely provides actual happiness. It's like food with no nutrients; your brain ate a lot but it's still starving for things that scrolling can't give.

After marriage number 3 you’re just doing it for the plot or life insurance

To the married man that keeps looking at me at work, may your edge ups be crooked all 2026.

Be very specific in what you ask God for.